welcome to the Hellzone™

mixed berry social anxiety disorder | sexuality: bi, gender: maybe, dick: out | twenty five ages of year | mostly shitposts and bonkles, also there's ninjas | also check out my story @guardians-official, people seem to like it

[basil-mage]

Queer and autistic freedom of expression or whatever

[fishgummy]

pull up his shirt play with his

[wizardmons-moved]

[fishgummy]

you get it sid

[wizardmons-moved]

[fishgummy]

sid where did you get this

[phibsies]

happy pride month shoutout to sora ninjago for inventing trans people

also i think arin would be embarrassingly supportive bc he’s lovely

[shoddygunpla]

Pearl

[papayajuan2019]

[tlirsgender]

When you get more objective about the way nature is & away from weird anthropomorphic carnivore slander it is a little funny when the baby sea turtles hatch and every other animal in like a ten mile radius goes "oh fuck yum one million mini sliders"

[tlirsgender]

[ID: a screenshot of the original post's tags that read, "#real turtleheads know this is a play on sliders (turtle emoji) which are a type of terrestrial turtle. but it's also tiny hamburgers #which seems apt. #this has been another episode of Joke Explainer" /end ID]

Keeping these actually. Necessary footnote for this post

[tlirsgender]

Watching a jaguar casually walk up to an adult sea turtle headed back to the water after laying her eggs and eat it like why am I in my sea turtle violence era and why are they like this. Adult sea turtles aren't especially easy to eat in the water they'll swim around with shark bites taken out of them like they're just chillin. And then on land they just kinda

[tlirsgender]

Jaguar watching a sea turtle on the beach: oh fuck yum 100 pound slider

[tlirsgender]

Also today I learned that since the jaguar scares off other smaller predators it's actually good for the sea turtle population if there are jaguars there. Cause less babies get eaten by Everything Else. I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach

[tlirsgender]

Every other animal in like a ten mile radius: I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach

[idolomantises]

Prince Gladiolus

Beelzebub's middle daughter and the leader of the Gluttony ring's army. Gladiolus is callous, cruel and enjoys endless sadism and destruction. She has a strong dislike for males and views them as nothing more than breeding/feeding machines. She doesn't get along well with anyone in her family except for her mother.

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[mettaton]

happy pride month 🏳️‍⚧️

[probuccalfat]

Girl I was scrolling through your blog and I had to google "shane dawson" and "pewdiepie" back to back who are these people 😭

you might be the only pure soul left

[butchfagminotaur]

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

[gazeldhazel]

it's pride month, and while I usually spend every other month centering trans women, this month I'm going to center trans women even harder. happy pride to trans women. the world is better with you in it.

[pastacrylic]

for me childlike wonder is just normallike wonder.. heh.. just a peek into my twisted filly world

[idrawsnoopyeveryday]

174.

[trickortreatwithghoulie-deactiv]

[spacedragon00]

my doggy: wagswagswags

my cool as fuck puppy: swagswagswag

[authorinthemaking]

Writing is wild. One day you’re unstoppable and the next day you’re staring at your keyboard like it personally betrayed you.