This isn't an expedition. It's an execution.

Hello motherfuckers! Call me Bucky please :) They/them (Þei/Þiem), xey/xem currently married to @legalityoftheraccoons Aroace and will slap you in the face I do art, but rarely post it. will fight a god for five bucks i really like marvel and voltron feel free to yap moots know i can and will eat anything including mysterious forest berries during practice |-/

[buckysrightarm1]

on my hands and knees moots please ask me about my oc lore PLEASEEEEE

[Plaintext: pleaseeeee :end plaintext]

[mackonfire]

Fool me once? Shiiiit. Fool me twice? Fuckkkk bro stop fooling me

[buckysrightarm1]

mhmmm I think the drugs are in the back of the trunk…

I really wanted to take like five Benadryl and black out

[harry-does-boys]

you’ll be remembered as a hero

[strawberriishortcakess]

get in babe we’re loving fat black lesbians with our entire chest and dismantling the blatant fatphobia and racism that is still running rampant in sapphic and queer communities and spaces

[habken]

the twins

[coffee--spill]

"what's your gender" I don't knowwww "what's your sexuality" I don't know that eitherrr "What's your-" I JUST SAID I DON'T KNOW 💔💔💔

[robot-prince-of-the-apocalypse]

absofuckinlutely wonderful that i am incapable of both expressing myself through art and creating anything worthwhile

[robot-prince-of-the-apocalypse]

nevermind i am the greatest writer who has ever lived

[robot-prince-of-the-apocalypse]

nevermind i suck again

[theaterkidest2009]

I never thought I’d say this but uhh tag game time

What is the dumbest thing you’ve done

I’ll go first. I performed four shows on bruised ribs

Tags @your-local-turtle @jenevawashere @faultycoldstars @patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @bardorsomethinglikethat @scribbledstars16 @i-am-a-guest @ferretnomsthings @chrisisoverit @wearingpants

Also there is zero pressure to continue tagging people cuz I really don’t care that much.

[liliantheswordfighter]

... One time during a blackout (it was like many years ago).. I decided to touch the tip of the candle.. somehow my finger didn't burn... Another time (although my parents have no memory of it) was when I was at a park playing with bubbles, at one point I drank from the water bottle... Only for my mom to realize it wasn't water.. but soap.. they just made me drink water and somehow I was fine.

@cold-and-hungry-eurydice @alanzage789 @asteralpanda @thatonerat1781 @that-one-worker-girl @vibrating-in-bhalfflat-dorian @heytheresbrutus @koiagain @kirapjo0818 @makeitfast9052 @inkcapqueen @leekazwritingbadly @thelizardburt

[inkcapqueen]

Tha one that comes to mind is that time about a year ago I was on a camping trip and I burnt my arm on an iron. It's extra stupid because we were staying at a hotel after camping and we were packing up our room one of the other girls in the room ironed something and then set the iron to cool on the counter. I went to grab my bag and got distracted and just stood there with my arm against a hot iron. After like a good thirty seconds I thought to myself "something feels off... " and I looked around and realized that "Holy shit there's a big ass burn my arm!" To make this even stupider this was 1.right after I shattered my phone in the bathroom, and 2. About a week later I tripped and scrapped all the skin off the burn :)

Either that or that time a ate a hanger and had to go to the hospital. Anyways Thanks for tagging me!

Tags: @st4ry3mi @sharks-are-better-than-people @im-bad-at-names-okay

[sharks-are-better-than-people]

last year when i passed out and immediately stood up when i was conscious again because i was embarrassed. you can probably guess what happened next 😅

or the time i dropped my phone off of a ferry.

open tags

[the-bread-of-lovers]

Said "No, I won't faint, I feel fine" and then fainted in the middle of a busy store

Also, when I was 2 I tried to light an electric candle and made it explode so hard the ceiling had a black spot on it. My family didn't know I knew how to use candle lighters before that

@heartattackinblackdye @holybananapants @myblo0dispurple @lexie-got-run-over @illmeetyouforcoffee and open tags bc I cannot remember usernames rn

[holybananapants]

Climbed to the very top of a very old tree knowing I don’t have the strength to hold on if it broke

Open tags

[buckysrightarm1]

climbed to the top of a (unknowingly dead) tree and nearly fell into the alligator pond but landed on the ground instead lmao

or that time I was walking around on the wall after roasting marshmallows and stepped on the hot iron barefoot

open tags :))

[buckysrightarm1]

those of you that have heard me sing I need yall to be 100% honest

Do you think I am a good singer

yes

no

haven’t heard me sing

Smth else idk dude

Remaining time: 2 days 22 hours

[buckysrightarm1]

so turns out my brother’s friend’s girlfriend is named Lilith and she’s going to college with them…

that was a shock to hear hahaaaaaaahhh..

[legalityoftheraccoons]

the urge to blackout on melatonin

[buckysrightarm1]

just saw another person get arrested this is like the second time this month what tf

[buckysrightarm1]

6 more hours of car

[buckysrightarm1]

got my hopes up that we were stopping for lunch but nah gotta wait two more hours

[asidewalksymphony]

UPDATE! They found the original photo!

[buckysrightarm1]

@robot-prince-of-the-apocalypse

Dude we just passed raccoon mt