Majestically Awkward

Baby attorney. Dog mom. Beach bum. E/ISTJ. Gryffindor. Batman, TWD, Fallout, & wine enthusiast.

[komori-bat]

[ousia-poetica]

She’s the queen of the universe, and me, I’m barely in control of my fucking feelings.

[lawschoolruinedme]

When The Client Does The *One Thing* You Told Them Would Tank Their Case

[batmannotes]

Michael Keaton as Batman

by Zoltan Korcsok

[batmannotes]

Happy New Year! 🥳

[batmannotes]

Birds of Prey Official Movie Posters

[netscapeshawty]

baseball different from how i remember it

[qualitytimeswithqualitylads]

glad they added new maps to baseball

[ceilingcow]

I absolutely cannot stop thinking about whether Fallout 76 should have dogs or not… because look… every game could be improved by adding dogs but also if BongLord420 kills my dog we’re absolutely going to have a John Wick situation on our hands, except Keanu didn’t have the nuclear launch codes.

[justiceleague]

“The scene that is so important and so central to me is the interrogation scene between Batman and the Joker in the film. When we were writing the script, that was always one of the central set pieces that we wanted to crack. On the set, we shot it fairly early on. It was actually one of the first things that Heath had to do as the Joker. He told me he was actually pretty excited to tear off a big chunk early on, really get one of the Joker’s key scenes up in the first three weeks of a seven-month shoot. He and I both liked the idea of just diving in, as did Christian. The scene starts between Gary Oldman and Heath with the lights out, and [director of photography] Wally Pfister literally just lit the scene with the desk lamp, the table lamp, and nothing else. And then when the lights come on, Batman is revealed, and the rest of the scene plays out with a massive overexposure.” — Christopher Nolan

[queer-and-nd-coded]

I’m just posting this here because the accuracy hurts

[supersexygamergirl]

[legallyc]

@spooky-watson a little throwback to our driver’s ed playlist this morning 😂

[zelos-wilders]

me: *dies in a videogame*

videogame tip: try not to get hit :)

[fallout-fandom-confessions]

That’s so wholesome and wonderful

[bluegrasskitty]

Pffft. Where are you going to find a blanket that big? Guy’s a mountain.

Poor Codsworth would be quilting for half a year to make that bad boy…

The cuddle quilt.

Omg. 😆

Somebody with less WIPs write this please.

[batmannotes]

Joker Movie Covers

Joaquin Phoenix pictured as the  Clown Prince of Crime. Here are the newsstand and subscriber covers for Empire’s Joker issue. On newsstands Thursday July 11th.

[legallyc]

BF: Which movie do you want to see? Annabelle or Spider-Man?

Me: Jake Gyllenhaal is only in one of those. Choose wisely.

[newtonpermetersquare]

Heisenberg’s uncertainity principle