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[sentrysvoid]

V for Vendetta dir. James McTeigue | 2005

[robertreich]

Always remember this: We outnumber the oligarchs. Kudos to @zohrankmamdani on his remarkable victory tonight!

[herssian]

all the things i’ve learned has been against my will

[herssian]

sometimes a bitch is informationless and it should stay that way

[the-haiku-bot]

sometimes a bitch is

informationless and

it should stay that way

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

making a collection

[emojiturtledaily]

Pride 2022 Day 30: 🐢 & 🏳️‍🌈 [Parade]

Ko-Fi | Patreon

[affricative--collective]

Wait how do y'all pronounce "been"

like "bean"

like "Ben"

Voting ended onJun 18, 2023

reblog for sample size blah blah you already know

[teaboot]

team Bin representing

[sexhaver]

more than anything i want this zucc vs musk cage match to go through and for zucc to pick elon up like a disobedient chihuahua and drop him directly on his head and walk out of the ring without saying anything as the commentators start freaking out because musk isn't moving and the ref can't find a pulse

[professorcoldheart]

Mark Zuckerberg has a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to do the funniest thing possible.

[sexhaver]

okay i was joking initially but like. think about it. brutally murdering the richest man on earth with your bare hands on live TV in front of dozens of cameras and a live audience is about the most impossible thing to get away with, and if it was anyone other than Zucc, they'd be shot dead immediately and that would be that. but which security guard is going to shoot Mark fucking Zuckerberg? you can't just shoot him, you have to, like, bring him to justice with a trial, because we're better than that or whatever. and because Zucc has more money and lawyers than God he could probably draw it out for years. decades, even. jury members mysteriously disappear and have to keep being replaced. the judge recuses themselves after receiving an email during the trial with an attached video of themselves sleeping the previous night, filmed from their laptop's webcam (which they have a sticker over). the prosecutor's car drives off a bridge on the way to trial and when it's finally dredged up weeks later the brake lines were cut and there's no sign of a body.

[sexhaver]

also hyperpop musicians would sample the head bonk

[wiremotherworshipper-deactivate]

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

[surrealtiktoks]

[amvs]

i love sunny days and hate cops. reblog if you love bisexuals

[amvs]

i love rainy days and hate landlords. reblog if you love lesbians

[chekhovs-atf-agent-deactivated2]

I love foggy days and hate billionaires. reblog if you love gay men

[the-haiku-bot]

I love foggy days

and hate billionaires. reblog

if you love gay men

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[savagegood]

the baseball we deserve

(this is the savannah bananas. they dance. they wear kilts. they Love The Boys. also they have a dance team made up of seniors called the banana nanas, a "dad bod cheerleading squad", the man-nanas, and a charity organisation focused on foster care called bananas foster)

[beautifulgodzilla]

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

[beautifulgodzilla]

[mariesbookblog]

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE SECOND PART

[sinkinga-w-a-y-deactivated20150]

The notes on this!!

[piercingsandink]

Awww

[prepfordwife]

“Can i pick u up on thursday?” AWWWWWWW

[thingsthatbeginwithb]

lol he just wanted to buy her some superman pjs that werent on sale??! ~

[meleedamage]

can they see this right now??

OMG HE’S ADORABLE

[mewithanie]

NiceGuy™: “I hope my crush wears sexy underwear to bed”

Actual nice boy: “gosh I hope she wears pjs to bed so I can get some for her”

[the-haiku-bot]

NiceGuy™:

“I hope my crush wears sexy

underwear to bed”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[chongoblog]

got a link for that hardware store reaction vid??

Sure, but I would also like to show you these tweets as context

And heres the video itself

[emojiturtledaily]

Bonus: 🐢 & 🏳️‍🌈 [Polyamorous, New]

[emojiturtledaily]

Bonus: 🐢 & 🏳️‍🌈 [Alterous]

[darkwingduck]

The /gardening subreddit is actually full of hippie anti-plastic anti-lawn freaks (affectionate) and I find it enjoyable and I saw a nine-word horror story I thought tumblr would enjoy

The emotion in this photo

[artechouse]

IF YOU NEED TO GET RID OF MINT, USE OTHER PLANTS IN THE MINT FAMILY!!!

Related plants like lavender, sage, and thyme are immune to mint’s phytotoxins and will crowd out the mint. Rosemary is my favorite mint-killer since it grows fast and wide (regular pruning helps it cover more area).

These plants are perennials, but they are likely to die after a season since mint can harbor root rot that will affect other Lamiaceae but not mint (or plants outside the family). Leave the plant waste to provide soil cover, the mint rhizomes may still be dormant (but will die out soon). The spring after your mint-killers die, you should get some colonizing vegetation. Once those plants fully take root, you’re good to plant whatever your heart desires in the soil!

[the-haiku-bot]

IF YOU NEED TO GET

RID OF MINT, USE OTHER PLANTS

IN THE MINT FAMILY!!!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[libraryjournal]

National Archives refutes claims Trump had two years to go through presidential records in rare public statement | CNN Politics

The National Archives is pushing back on claims made by former President Donald Trump, his lawyers and his allies over his retention of clas

Never mess with an archivist.

[deadpresidents]