Legally sleep deprived

I made it to law school and all I got was this lousy blog

[silence-and-grandeur]

them: the first step toward fixing a problem is knowing you have it

me, continuing to be completely dysfunctional despite my astoundingly high level of self-awareness: okay fucker what’s the next step

[dropkick-rose]

my brain was not made for online classes

[cervicks-deactivated20141013]

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

[legallysleepdeprived]

I am hereby letting you know. Where is that fucking promotion?

[lawschoolruinedme]

Sixth Annual Lawblr Secret Santa

Forget spooky time bitches, it’s time to think about presents!

I am very excited to announce that unlike last year where I had just delivered a whole ass human out of my body, I will actually have the brain power to personally participate in my own gift exchange

Because of the Pandemic, I am also creating a sub-category of exchange buddies who just want to do handmade gifts, because broke bitches still like presents

A refresher on the basics:

Each year dozens of law students / lawyers sign up to exchange small fun gifts in order to brighten each other’s lives during what is usually an awful hellscape of exams / q4 billables etc.

After the sign-up deadline passes, I send you two emails, paring you with two different buddies for the exchange: one to send you a gift, and one to receive a gift from you

The “secret” part of it is really the level of anonymity you choose to retain from your tumblr pseudonym. I don’t take people’s addresses, because that’s creepy and I’m not a serial killer

Traditional Rules of my Dictatorship Can Be Found Here - (x) (x) (x)

Sign Up Deadline Is October 30 (x)

[lawschoolruinedme]

Law Students on Studyblr

Law Students in Real Life

[satyriconmp3]

[lawschoolruinedme]

Non Law Friends: “But, Like, Weren’t You Just Having A Meltdown Yesterday?”

Law Students: 

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

[lawschoolruinedme]

Seeing All The Bright And Shiny Law Students Populating the Lawblr Tag Again

BRB Hiding Off In Real Lawblr With All My Other Salty Swamp Witches

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

adulthood is spending 20 minutes debating the phrasing of an email that essentially says ‘thanks’

[charmedatlaw]

[charmedatlaw]

Hi remember when I made this like four years ago lolol

[legallysleepdeprived]

Okay but that is absolutely amazing. You done good.

[truelahey]

Just so we’re clear: this blog does not support JKR or her transphobic and disrespectful tweets/thoughts. The wizarding world and the Potter fandom are for all people, as is the real world. Trans folks and everyone under the queer umbrella are valid, you exist, and I see you and respect you. JKR is not the be-all-end-all of the wizarding universe. You belong in this fandom more than she does. 

[lawschoolruinedme]

Financial Tips For Going To Law School:

Don’t

[legallysleepdeprived]

So I had to snap at my students Keating style today because some of them just won't stop interrupting when I am trying to help other students find the right answer by themselves.

Not sure they realised how pissed off I was but I hope the next class will be better.

[ouiouiouiouiouiouioui]

[skywalkerapologist]

like your blog but no offense how are you on Tumblr in ur late 20s?

Good question anon! Here’s my secret: the old folks home lets us out for an hour of water aerobics every day and while the other residents are huffing and puffing like a bunch of suckers I’m off to the side of the pool with everything I need for posting quality content to Tumblr Dot Com.