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bowser reacting to mario’s tux vs bowser reacting to mario’s dress

Bowser respects gender non-conforming Mario even if he WASN’T INVITED

The moment I realized I was all in on Pattinson Batman for another two films wasn’t when he was being actually a pretty good detective or a fun brooding weirdo, but when he just ate shit after trying out his wingsuit and walked away like nothing happened

coralinejones

no but fr robert pattinson’s bruce wayne in the beginning of the film having his sweaty hair in his face and his black eyeliner completely smudged as he looked like he was about to beat up anyone that crossed his path— absolutely ICONIC

animusrox

jokerous

ROBERT PATTINSON as BATMAN/BRUCE WAYNE THEBATMAN (2022) The Bat and The Cat Trailer

timbourinedrake

The police minding their own business at the crime scene:

Batman in the corner:

pattinsonsupremacy

OKAY I LOVE THIS

jonnjonz

Obsessed with how shy Bruce was. He was so introverted and awkward. He comes across so confident when he’s in the suit but immediately when he’s out of it he seems like he just wants to sink through the floor when talking with people. Every time he had to make eye contact it looked like it caused him physical pain. Incredible

obiwan

The Batman + Letterboxd.

bike-messenger-behrad

The Batman:

Bruce Wayne:

rylandsgrace

The batman (2022) + letterboxd reviews

obiwan

#cinematic parallels (insp.)

manny-jacinto

TWILIGHT (2008) THE BATMAN (2022)

spacemancharisma

The Batman thoroughly fucking embarrassed the dark knight series. this is the first batman movie to ever actually understand batman, at least in a noir/grimdark sense. he walks around his dirty gothic mansion in an oversized tshirt and sunglasses indoors. he isn’t “playboy billionaire philanthropist”, he’s a genuinely good person whose heart is breaking for people who have felt the same pain he has. he makes like.. zero public appearances. he wears messy eyeliner and tells Alfred that he’s not his real dad. he’s an actual goddamn detective. he has the body of a martial artist, not a bodybuilder. he hasn’t fucked in years. HES A FUCKING NOIR DETECTIVE. he’s back to working directly with Gordon instead of having like,, multiple warrants out for his arrest. the focus is on family and grief, not romance or rage. if you’re gonna do batman without any robins, this movie is the absolute perfect way to do it. I’m in love.

also catwoman bisexual.

imposterogers

big fan of how the riddler handled rejection. oh the vigilante that you’ve been obsessed w/worshipped enough to start a criminal career as a serial killer doesn’t like you? step 1: sing until he leaves. step 2: wail like a 18th century maiden who just found out her beloved won’t be returning from sea

3liza

zoomers i am going to give you some fathrly advice: really plucked brows are coming back. dont do it. you cn permanently fuck them up and in 5 yrs when its not on trend you will look like shit. a groomed natural brow works in every era of fashion theres lots of ways to comb and style brows to trend without mangling them. im just saying this as someone who saw what happened to 80s moms who went crazy wth the tweezers

c3po

they just eyebrows u won’t die shave them off zoomers pluck them all out and then get tattooed eyebrows it doesn’t matter . u won’t look like shit if u don’t have eyebrows op is a hater

anuic-deactivated20220825

this is the devil ^ this is the devil speaking. many will come to you with honey in their mouths and comforting words but they whisper falsehoods. do not be deceived for he is the father of lies. you have been told he would come in the form of man and he is already here among us.