megamind is real and he's my friend

♈ l alex l 25 l uk 🌈 he/they 🌈 howdy i like bright colours and pirates and fun cool things!! ✨

[chaoscohort]

Still needs to be ironed and the edges finished but here's my laika patch inspired by this post by @manywinged !

[beggars-opera]

The millennial litmus test for sexuality was 100% Pirates of the Caribbean. I was 13 when the first movie came out. Literally everyone walked into that movie having been lured there by the attractiveness of Orlando Bloom in LOTR. The truly straight girls had been drawn in by his entry-level attractiveness and walked out lusting over the significantly older and manlier Jack Sparrow. The others had been unconsciously drawn in by Legolas's femininity and walked out with their eyes opened and lusting over Keira Knightley.

[beggars-opera]

Important missed categories that have been pointed out to me:

People who were mature/bisexual enough to be into Norrington from the start

Bisexuals who wanted to be part of a main character quadrouple

People who found nontraditional love in side characters/Barbossa

People who caught gender envy from Captain Jack

Asexuals who just really like ships, like actual boats ok

Not yet mentioned:

People whose sexuality and/or very specific fetishes was not fully awakened until Davy Jones came on the scene

[rednines]

[crtastrophe]

AND THOUGH I CAN'T QUITE PERCEIVE IT, I CAN TELL IT'S THERE BY THE WAY IT'S NOT QUITE THERE

(drew this entirely in Kid Pix 4!)

[legoclowncar]

not enough t4t sex in my schedule tbh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[theecoterroristnextdoor]

I'm genderfluid but mostly my gender is just "idiot" so I use she/huh and he/hm? pronouns

[basedandfatpilled-deactivated20]

[mved2gardenia2006]

the world is beautiful we have transgender people and images

[mved2gardenia2006]

and we have sandwiches

[memedreamm]

i don’t care about straight actors playing queer people in media all i care about is if theyre going to put their whole pussy into it. tom hardy of course ive had gay sex im an actor. keanu reeves and river phoenix going to gay clubs in seattle and making out in public. heath ledger almost breaking jake gyllenhal’s nose because he kissed him too hard. when will actors do this again. 

[tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023]

why did he say this

[skluug]

happy we’re just normal men wednesday

[devilofthepit]

2023:

1. GET! WEIRDER!

2. CHILL THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. IF SOMETHING ISNT MAKING YOU HAPPY IT’S NOT WORTH IT

4. STOP WORRYING ABOUT WHO YOU ARE AND START LIVING HOW YOU WANT TO LIVE

7. GAY SEX I GUESS

[wizardpotions]

i feel like tumblr doesnt know about the pain and suffering that is english tap water,,,, girl there are stalagmites inside me

[monarchofrymden]

Lmao op lives in the south. The tap water up here is from fucking springs. It's so clean and fresh and has no stalagmites whatsoever. Cope and seethe southerner

[wizardpotions]

My bones are so strong from all the chalk I've been drinking that I could mull you into a fine paste

[astronomical-bagel]

You guys are like a two hour drive from each other

[teethapocalypse]

look at your phone lock screen. that's your reason to keep goin

[themakeupbrush]

The Sims wardrobe glitches, but make it couture

Viktor & Rolf Spring 2023 Couture

[roycohns]

i decided all plays are time loops btw. it’s true because they keep getting performed over and over and over and the ending never changes and they can never escape it. if you even care.

[simulationswarm]

literally this

[tokyomewmew]

mutuals PLEASE rb and tell me what u look for when u go thrift shopping