All this effort to make it look effortless

Hi, I'm Ice! I like drawing and listening to cool music!

[kasvion]

[onestarfaitplease]

KISS YOUR TV!

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

[followthebluebell]

Made out of pipe cleaners by someone's who's only had cats described to them.

[lakevida]

ive always wanted to try ice cubes but theyve never been within my budget before this is so exciting

[sandmandaddy69]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: bayonet violin with scope for precision ranged spells

[guiltfactory-moved]

sometimes the absence is more compelling. let's lack something and then feel its presence forever in the empty space where it should be.

[t00thpasteface]

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

[juniepuppie]

who the fuck is emailing me

[jawpeople]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[legendaryjarcollection]

Being-A-Creative-On-Tumblr-Culture is going through all of the 24 reblogs on your post with 357 notes just to get just enough serotonin to get through your day by reading what the five god sent people who left tags wrote

[mumblesplash]

[cop-disliker69]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

This is what Willem Defoe was writing on his detective pad

[life-is-molasses]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

today I found out my mother doesn't know what dandelions are and now I'm wondering what other strange secrets she's been quietly harboring

[krystal-prisms]

Where do you live that you don't have dandelions?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

So after extensive interrogation I have an update:

my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.

the truth is actually weirder

she's aware dandelions look like this

she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gosh I enjoy this website

[glutton-for-funishment]

then wtf is a daffodil......................

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

buddy

[fuyupersimmons]

yeah. i've got the wikipedia page for rat. on cassette.

[squeakitties]

it’s actually crazy how passion and sincerity is the answer

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information