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blogging from the cum and joke mines of Mars

[pippastrelle]

Penelope: Yeah, this shroud is taking me 20 years.

Suitors:

[mctreeleth]

In her defence, I also have textile projects that I started 20 years ago that I still haven't finished.

[c-53]

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

[c-53]

You dont fw the gupping????

[ofishal-fish-posts]

official fish post

[soberqueerinthewild]

Shel Silverstein predicting ChatGPT in 1981

[piipstachio]

TUMBLR PLEASE I WAS TRYING TO SHOW THIS

[kl3-2-60]

[ID: A poorly animated hedgehog dances to the song "Boss Bitch" by Doja Cat. As the hedgehog dances, it holds a giant McDonalds hashbrown which appears and disappears as the hedgehog waves it in the air and continues to dance. End ID]

[dykejedi-deactivated20170430]

when i was little and i went to church people would talk about “fearing god.” they would use ‘’fear’ to describe like a way of respecting him while understanding his power and i never knew what that  meant until i met a fucking horse 

[tjmystic]

This… went in a completely different direction than I thought.

[orangebitters]

Horses will do that too - go in a completely different direction than what you thought. It’s one of the reasons they’re feared.

[catboybiologist]

Walk in T hormone clinic and calorie dense food restaurant combo called build a bear is this anything

[dinosaurnews]

Sorry, PETA, I would 100% eat a T-Rex.

[hellohowyme]

T.Rex would absolutely eat a chicken

[domina-honoribila]

A chicken would eat a T Rex, if it could get away with it.

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

Me, a chicken and a trex deciding whos gonna eat who

[mrsandman42069]

when talking about AI remember the different versions:

Analytical AI, is the one that can detect cancer and save lives

Generative AI is the one that steals art to make it worse, and gives you a wrong answer every time you google something

Weird Al is the one who got his ponysona to canonically have children with a pony from my little pony

[hi0ecoafizf870tqxttdi31c0q3woq]

analytical AI is also the one that the police and insurance companies use to profile people against arbritary data to justify mistreatment

generative AI is also used in drug discovery technologies that can also save lives

complex technologies cannot simply be decried as good or evil

Weird Al does in fact have the only ponysona who has canoninically fucked

[gay-mormon-wizard]

today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

[lets-burn-down-the-post-office]

“I’ve been at the devil’s sacrament so long I forgot he wasn’t god” is getting added to the tumblr line book

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

it sure fuckin is buddy

PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!

[soupfield]

i love you front facing coelacanth :]

[ofishal-fish-posts]

official fish post

[lgbt-tiktoks]

Description: [A video of a woman riding a galloping horse bareback while holding a large rainbow flag.]

[nattousan]

i felt like these tags really added to the experience, thanks @cynderxdustypaws for your knowledge

[naamahdarling]

This is one of the most powerful images I have ever seen, and I will reblog it every single time because every single time it brings tears to my eyes.

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[cursedpossums]

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

[ayeforscotland]

Residents of Adelaide voted overwhelmingly to reject plans for a Tesla factory and the city of Marion has had to censor their submissions lmao.

Nearly every [Redacted] is almost definitely 'Cunt'

[immortalbeingz]

[malibuklaus]

[coolartreblogspace]

[mckitterick]

[mckitterick]

On April 13, 1985, Danuta Danielsson - a Jewish-Polish woman whose mother was taken to a concentration camp in WWII - hit a local neonazi with her handbag in Växjö, Sweden.

Update: The neonazis were subsequently expelled from the city, and a statue was erected in her honor.

This week 34 years ago, Danuta Danielsson demonstrated how much respect fascists deserve.

[vbartilucci]

Well played, Danuta Danielsson.

And good aim.

[alys-is-rabbit]

She hit them so hard they were banished from that land forever. Iconic

[mckitterick]

Happy 40th Annual Hit a Nazi with a Handbag Day

[aquawyrm]

How dare you leave out that the Swedish government was against the statue, out of concern that it could promote violence, and the people added handbags to statues across the country out of protest!

[2-shane-s]

[12345612345678]

holding hands while driving <3

[profanedrseuss]