Well, well! Look who's inside again

went out to look for a reason to hide again. Well, well, buddy you  found it! Now come out with your hands up we've got you surrounded.

[theamazingspiderman]

There’s no containing him.

[aimseytv]

how it feels being the only lesbian

[aimseytv]

i just realised i didnt add 'in my friendgroup' and now it just looks like i got rid of all the lesbians and i'm sad about it

[mozilla-firefucks]

First cavewoman to notice grugetta's back looks really nice when she's banging rocks together

[guerrillatech]

[hydro-homies]

Imagine being the only person alive who can say this

[nevercure]

buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”

[spicyvampire]

The way all the 2020s have done so far have been making me categorically against every new generation of tech that comes out is insane. Like I'm from a technological boom generation, saw the first portable phones, nokias & blackberries & flipphones etc, and the first smartphones, and the first ipods & ipads & tablets in general while still having cassettes & DVD & MP3 players around so I know how all of it work, I had computer classes in high school, I did the transition between home desktop computers to laptops and back to gaming computers. But then they started to put internet in your printer & microwave, everything has ads & AI now and every update is worst than the last. I literally loved technology and they ruined it

[vampire-squid-lesbian]

[moringmark]

[legodotcom]

Bruh

[zmpl]

i will replace chatgpt

[zmpl]

two pieces of bread and in between theres a bunch of bullshit

[mephostophilis]

are non brits aware of count binface.

[mephostophilis]

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.

[starleska]

Kris cannot catch a fucking break can they 😂😂

[velvetterabby]

Hatsune Miku if version!

Bonus:

[koobiie]

i feel strongly about this

[ailurinae]

[bonivers]

just remembered shows used to have 20-25 eps per season

[bonivers]

[raptorofwar]

[myriapoda-1306]

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

[ohcorny]

folks, you'll never believe what generated naturally in vintage story tonight

[skrambled]

[ohcorny]

actually it's a

[bugbeast]

[politijohn]

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[ageofsadz-blog]

here it is, my greatest creation.