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つりかご     by  かご猫 Ｂｌｏｇ

[ithelpstodream]

Official White House photographer Pete Souza captured an estimated 2 million photos over 8 years while Obama was in office… Here’s a selection of some of his favourite shots.

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[thebabyanimals]

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[itsokaybaby]

[bananapancakes22]

da fuq?

[alaskas-fault-was-in-her-stars]

Being late is the most terrifying thing in the world when you’re a virgin because the only thing you think is “Oh my God, I’m the next Virgin Mary, call the Vatican”

[flabofsteel]

^ fuckin’ truth

[tainbocuailnge]

when u and ur friend hate the same thing

[wewerein-finite]

So in England these lawyers in court kept asking for an account of a crime from a ‘PC Peach’ not realising that Peach was the name of a police dog. So the policemen completed the form as if it had been written by the dog and signed it with a paw print

[chantillyxlacey]

I am nearly in tears over how cute this is omfg

[danielle-writes]

Some advice for when you’re writing and find yourself stuck in the middle of a scene:

kill someone

ask this question: “What could go wrong?” and write exactly how it goes wrong

switch the POV from your current character to another - a minor character, the antagonist, anyone

stop writing whatever scene you’re struggling with and skip to the next one you want to write

write the ending

write a sex scene

use a scene prompt

use sentence starters

read someone else’s writing

Never delete. Never read what you’ve already written. Pass Go, collect your $200, and keep going.

[bookcharactersthough]

This is the literal best writing advice I have ever read. Period.

[comegudincoa]

[deerest-molly]

“I was dying earlier today. Then I died. Now I’m dead.”

[besmatirice]

#this is art

[toastoat]

i love stoats so much please help what are u doing lil noodle mouse. hovering thru the air at a speed? ok

bonus:

[thecutestofthecute]

nyoom ny oom

[vastderp]

the fourth meat slinky of the apocalypse

[legalwifi]

probably the best vine ever posted

[victorious]

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

vinebox:

relationship goals

white people are so scary

[omgsamberg-deactivated20181207]

“I had a boyfriend who told me I’d never succeed, never be nominated for a Grammy, never have a hit song, and that he hoped I’d fail. I said to him, ‘Someday, when we’re not together, you won’t be able to order a cup of coffee at the fucking deli without hearing or seeing me.” ― Lady Gaga