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Bonjour, Tumblr monsieurs and madames. Comment allez-vous? Alright, thats all the French we got. Anyway, welcome to the weird, fantastic, and fabulous blog hosted by your not so resident weirdos, Ash (as in Ashlee) and Lena (as in Lena)

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2/28/15

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AS REQUESTED BY LENA YASSS

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high school musical nostalgia

after three consecutive hours pf listening to high school musical songs  on youtube, i realize stuff that I didn’t when I was 10. 

First thing: I turned into more of a sharpay than a gabriella much to the disappointment of my ten year old self but to the delight of my new-found fabulousness 

Second: I have no idea why people judged Zeke so much at first cuz he’s an athlete and knows how to bake. I mean, OH MY GOODNESS, ladies what the hell is wrong with you

Third: Troy Bolton is great and all, but Mr. Ryan Evans is who we really wanted to watch. I swear, he’s the most underrated character of all time. He’s much more fabulous than Sharpay but is somewhat socially awkward. I swear, that boy is an adorable puppy stuck in a teenage boy body

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My elementary grudge

When i was in elementary, my teacher told my class to tell her stuff that were opposite like happy and sad and whatnot. I told her black and white cuz almost everybody recited every opposite pair any average seven year old would know. She embarrassed me in front of the entire class by telling me its not opposite cuz it was colors. I just sat down and hung my head low from the shame. Now I'm 16 and we are learning about light. And let me tell you, dear elementary teacher of mine. They are freakin opposite! White is the mixture of all visible frequency while black is none at all. I think my answer was extremely profound without even knowing it. Take that lower education! I think you owe me a star sticker. -Lena

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Doesn't any of you have those days when you feel just REALLY good about yourself for no reason. Like this day just begs you to get up and be fabulous... Well, bruno definitely be having that day..

-Lena

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All I could think after watching the video of this sexy as fudge man with his sexy as fudge band is the number of brides (maybe even grooms) who thought of divorcing their newly wedded husband(maybe even wife) just cuz of how sexy Adam's voice was. 

THANKS A BUNCH, ADAM! YOU MADE THEM QUESTION THEIR RELATIONSHIP AFTER AN HOUR OF MARRIAGE!

-Lena

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No voice, no worries.

so this week, my vocal chords decided to hibernate after I ate 1 slice of cake. I couldn’t speak at all at school so I decided to communicate to people like any other level-headed mentally sane human being. Through Interpretive Dance. I got really inspired that I searched for gifs around the internet of beautiful people dancing and naming them so the next time my voice goes AWOL I know which dance to do.

the “I have to pee badly”/”these pants are way too tight* dance

the “My butt feels itchy” dance

the “a rock got lodged in my shoe so I subtly kick it out” dance

-Lena

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Since I practically did nothing on New Years' Eve contrary to what Lena said, this cover I made is dedicated to her. lol. 

THANKS FOR HELPING MEH WHEN I NEED YOU LENA YAYYY OMGG

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how did i spend the last few hours of 2014? I pretended to know how to do typography! hahaha it's my first try and its really bad i know but come on guys its like 12 am now and i'm tired and hungry in bed. I thought Ash was going to post a typography as well but I think Ash is sleeping or celebrating new years like a normal person unlike me

-Lena

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I have this weird tradition that every time I go to Vikings (a buffet place) I would always draw on some tissue and write a corny joke and leave it on the table for the waiters to read. I've only done this twice and this is my first one and I photoshopped my drawing thing cuz goodness knows where the real tissue is now. I know its extremely corny but bear with me 

I do not own any of the images I used to photoshop this thang but I do own the joke. I can copyright jokes, right?

-Lena

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"I tell the world how he did."

-Ash 

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I hope I didn’t rip anything important. Oops. Anyway, my baby Leo is popping by to say hello! I think he was trying to find calypso somewhere in my book. Keep going little buddy!Bookmark by me :D -Lena

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I’m not as good as Ash at photoshop but I gave it a try. haha please don’t kill me people or haunt me in my sleep Miss Hepburn. Wait, I actually would like the second one a little bit…Hmm..    

   -Lena

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Kiss Me Deadly by Dakota Swann 

credits to faestock (not a real cover)

-Ash

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Introductions *ahem ahem*

So hi again! Like we said in the description, Ash and Lena will be hosting this cool thang. So a little about ourselves:

Lena: Hello I’m Lena! I’m apparently a nerd according to Ash but I don’t study and I eat a lot but I don’t get fat. Defying the laws of physics here since 1998, darling. Anywhoo, I love drawing, eating, dancing amateurly, making up words like the one previously mentioned, baking, reading, binge watching, laughing, and all that good stuff. And not the drugs kind of good stuff. I’m definitely weird. I got tested as a child so I’m 100% sure of my weirdness. Favorite catchphrase: Allonsy!

Ash:Random facts about ash:- I have been designing for 3 years as of June 2014. - I hate sweets. - I love eating leftovers #vulture-culture- I love winning arguments - Im a slut- I will love an Ariana Venti - I am an affable, sweet person

So that’s us! Enjoy our blog and we hope you don’t call a mental asylum on us too early