Nerds Assemble!

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Actual footage of the marvel fandom struggling to come up with theories as to how we can get our favourite characters back

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—SPOILERS— GUYS!! They didn’t die!! Chris Evans confirmed what really happened to them way back during Civil War press!!😂

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When the Avengers cast can’t talk about the movie because everything is a spoiler so interviewers have to get creative

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[rubdown]

CHRIS EVANS LAUGHING ALONE WITH PIZZA

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People watching the first man walking on the moon in 1969: if this is us now, imagine what we could achieve in 50 years time

Now:

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“Thanos demands your silence”

Ok but anyone who has seen Infinity War would NOT listen to this f**ker’s demands

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Just when I thought I couldn’t get anymore unproductive, life throws me the week Avengers: Infinity War comes out

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I got a bit carried away making a meme that doesn’t even exist🤷‍♀️

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If you’ve ever wondered why I hate myself, it’s because I hate people who put the wrappers back into the confectionery tin when there’s still other sweets in there

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>Writing in a nutshell

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Marvel: subtly places infinity stones in their movies over time to give fans an understanding of their potential strengths and the danger that can come of them when in the wrong hands

DC: SEE THESE BOXES! THEY’RE BAD! ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY’RE TOGETHER! Why are they bad you ask? Don’t ask questions! They’re just bad okay! Did our very rushed 5 minute backstory not give you enough information? No? Well we can’t help you then. What do we look like? Good movie makers? PFT!

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English Teacher: wow your essay is very well written. I’m impressed

Me: well I do write fanfiction from time to time

English Teacher: ...

Me: that sounded a lot better in my head

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*incerts John Cena saying ‘are you sure about that?’*

PS: I’m convinced the bottom two are the same.

PPS: no hate to DC fans. You can be a fan of both marvel and DC obviously but I’ve just seen this statement thrown up in ‘which is better’ debates and I find it hilarious. Yes DC have had amazing villains in the past and in the comics but what the hell is stopping them from using them in their current movies instead of repeating the same shit over and over

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If there isn’t a single mid/end credits scene after a marvel movie this year that’s dedicated to Captain America’s 100th birthday imma be beyond disappointed

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We’re getting a dog and I want to name him Bucky so whenever he walks into the room I can be like

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Loki: *brings Thanos’ corpse to the Avengers*

Everyone: Holy shit, how’d you do it?

Loki: I turned myself into an infinity stone because I know Thanos loves infinity stones, so he went to pick it up to admire it

Loki: And then I transformed back into myself and I was like, ‘mblergh, it’s me!’ and stabbed him

Thor: That’s even better than my “get help” plan, brother