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@legomommy04
She/her Capricorn♑ (duh) 17 Bisexual Mexican-American Valley Girl >:) I got a Ninjago oneshot book that you can dm m...
Hello my lovelies! If you’re here from Wattpad, welcome to my brand new Tumblr page! If you found me here on Tumblr and you’re a Ninjago fan, or if you just like to read, my Wattpad link is right here :) Either way, hope you have a nice, stress-free day, unlike me :)
I love The Golden Girls.
Ya’ll don’t have any idea how fucking brave and needed these plot lines were.
This was before Ellen came out.
This was before civil unions.
This was before Don’t Ask Don’t Tell.
This was when your ass could be fired, blacklisted, and shunned with no legal protections for even being hinted at being gay.
And the Golden Girls said “Fuck you, Fuck this, we’re doing it anyway.”
I think it should be noted that Blanche’s quote about AIDS is also “It is not god punishing people for their sins” and that the episode also deals with slutshaming.
I don’t know if people realize how much activism these women did for gay right and during the aids crisis. If you think about it they were all long established in Hollywood and Broadway. They had tons of friends personally affected and dealing with the aids crisis. Estelle Getty lost a nephew. I think they helped plant seeds in people who watched Golden Girls that helped make things a little more normalized and mainstream.
im such a possessive person i just saw someone calling Karl Marx just “Karl” like they’re on a first name basis and i got jealous
LITERALLY POSSESSIVE OVER DADDY COMMUNISM! I THINK HE WOULD UH HAVE A FEW THINGS TO SAY ABOUT THIS!
u know what . i wish i had never posted this
tumblr tuesday: twosday
Hello, and welcome to this very national holiday here at TuesdayHQ. Like you, we delight in the silly little things. Your delight at Twosday, for example. It’s very touching, really. Anyway. Welcome to this completely normal day of twos. Here’s how you’re all celebrating today.
According to @illithid-mind-gayer, it’s 2sday, my 2des:
The moment we’ve all been waiting for (@10x02):
@sorrysomethingwentwrong points out that it’s the first palindromic ambigram of its kind since 11/11/1111—which, if our calculations are correct, was a really frickin long time ago:
As with anything that’s worth anything in this place, there’s an SPN meme for that, courtesy of @thenightwemetnatural:
Twosday affirmations, courtesy of @con-amor-tureina:
@angelscas bringing the Swiftie angle:
Some gleefully two-inspired art by @gleefulpoppet:
@reallybadblackoutpoems’ take on Twosday:
@milehighpie shares behind-the-scenes impressions of Two on their big day:
@recuperationdisliker bringing some classy Street Fighter aesthetique to the table:
And finally, two monkeys for Twosday by @kny-tai:
HAPPY TWOSDAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!
[Ninjago] Part 1
The gang face off against Aspheera like they do in s11, ep14, but when the scroll falls to kai his fire returns @_@
The Fire Chapter: Part 0 | Part 1 | Part 2
THIS MADE ME SQUEAL
Today is the only day you can reblog this meme, everyone
Happy 22/2/22 day!
Not to mention that today, 22/2/22 Pluto has finished its trip around the sun which started in 1774.
HAPPY ROTATION DAY PLUTO AND HAPPY 2/22/22 DAY!!! :)))
sorry in advance <3
nsfw read at your own risk :)
This one won the Internet for me personally
LMFAOOOO OUTTA POCKET
just a quick little angsty story abt jay and nya when they’re older <3
i’m totally not doing this to procrastinate :)
! TW ! : stress, overworking
Nya groaned softly as she shut the front door behind her and hung up the house key. She slowly peeled her shoes off her sore feet, wincing in pain silently so as to not wake anyone in the house.
As she walked past the entryway and into the kitchen, she froze at the sight of her husband hunched over the kitchen table. Bills and paperwork were strewn all over the smooth wooden surface, and he held a calculator in one hand and a chewed up pencil in the other.
“Jay,” she murmured softly, pulling his attention from the kitchen table.
As he looked up at her, she could see the exhaustion in his eyes. The hints of a red beard were starting to show on his chin, and a few gray hairs sparkled in his auburn curls.
When he realized his wife was home, some of the life returned to his tired blue eyes.
“Welcome home, lo-”
“Jay, why are you still up? It’s almost 3 already. You know you have a shift tomorrow,” Nya reprimanded gently.
Jay smiled sheepishly. “Eva had a bad dream. She’s back in bed now, but I couldn’t go back to sleep. I thought I might as well work on the bills since I’m up.”
Nya ran a hand through his hair. “Baby, you know you need your rest. Being a ninja is a hard job and... let’s face it; we’re not teenagers anymore.”
“You say that like we’re old,” Jay said with a frown.
She chuckled. “Jay, you’re already thirty-one. Our youth is gonna start running out pretty soon.”
He sighed in defeat. “Okay, I guess you’re right.”
Nya thought for a moment as she stroked his hair. “Jay?”
“Hm?”
“When do you think we should retire? We can’t be ninja forever, you know.”
Jay pulled away from her. “Wait, what? You don’t wanna be a ninja anymore?”
Nya sighed. “No. I don’t want us to be ninja anymore.”
“Why not? I mean, we can’t just quit the team! Ninja never quit!”
Nya grabbed her husband’s face in her hands. “Jay. We aren’t just ninja anymore. We’re parents now. We have more to think about than just ourselves or the team or even the city. We need to do what’s best for our kids.”
Jay’s face fell. “But... I thought we agreed that us being ninja is what’s best for them... so we could protect them.”
She let go of his face and sat down at the table. “I thought so, too. But look at us, Jay. We’re struggling so much we can barely give them a chance to have a happy, normal childhood. They never see us because we’re always working. And you know as well as I do that being a ninja doesn’t pay well.” Nya buried her face in her hands. “I’m just so tired! We protect the city on three to four hours of sleep every night and for what? I feel like I never get to see my babies! And they’re growing so fast, I don’t want to miss out on any more than I already have.”
As her body began to shake with sobs, Jay wrapped his arms around her and cried into her hair. Once their tears began to slow down, Jay let out a shaky breath.
“Okay. I’ll let the team know. You’re right; our family comes first.”
Nya stood up and ran a hand anxiously through her hair. “God, Jay, what are we gonna do? I don’t even know where to start in looking for a normal job!”
Jay grabbed her hands. “Hey, hey. Don’t start that. I’m supposed to be the anxious one.” He wrapped his arms around her waist, pulling her onto his lap. “Just like you always tell me; it’s us. We’ll figure something out. We always do.”
And with that, the master of water kissed the master of lightning with peace of mind that no matter what they went through, they would pull through together.
Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone <333
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!
now normally i would be like “booo i hate valentine’s day” “valentine’s day is so stupid”
but like...
i’m in a relationship for the first time, soooooo
enjoy a picture of us doing heart fingers while cuddling behind a frozen yogurt place <3
if your s/o doesnt make you feel like the most adored person in the world, they ain’t it guys
Zane mocking heterosexuality
This caption just added five years to my life span
LMFAO
The latest Tweets from Lana G (@legomommy04). That one adult from Wattpad who's obsessed with Ninjago :). in ur spank bank
oh yeah i forgot to tell you people i have twitter now lmfao :))) go follow if u want, or not
gen z: *blurry stock photo of lemons with the caption “lemn”*
Here have this
Lemon/lemoff erasure
i need to save “lemn’t”
(short) story time
so we’re reading shakespeare in english class rn, and at some point the class went off on a tangent about comedy
my teacher said something like “comedy is always at the expense of someone else, it just depends on how overt it is”
i, of course, disagreed, and spent like 5 minutes explaining the concept of modern surreal/absurd humor while trying not to die laughing when i described the “me when lemon” meme
you know
[transcript: a stock photo of a man holding a flashlight on a gradiented background of white to yellow. the flashlight’s beam is shining at a floating lemon, and the word “lemon” is written next to it in red text. a caption at the top says “when lemon”. end transcript]
this one
my teacher didn’t find it funny at all
bestie, if you think comedy’s always at the expense of someone else, you’re either really boring or you’re an asshole who uses other ppl as the butt of ur jokes. surreal humor is top tier, them old bitches just dont know true comedy when they see it ✋🏼🙄 like nobody thinks that you complaining abt your bad back is funny, karen
in both the ninjago movie and the series, lloyd likes to deliver a dramatic line and then go yEET— series:
and movie:
PLS WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY ABSFHSFHSD I JUST IMAGINE HIM AS A LITTLE LEGO FLYING THROUGH THE AIR
lego said anime kai rights
*quaking* i am... looking respectfully
why does this mf look like the lovechild of kai and cole
My mom is weird, and collects seashells. Your dad levels cities and attacks innocent people. So, they’ve all got their quirks, you know?
okay okay, lemme get something straight here. i was disappointed that they changed the character designs so drastically and that they had different voice actors in the movie, but i gotta admit the animation was fire. also koko in the movie was wayy better than that bitch misako that abandoned her son bc she had a fetish for scrolls. koko’s a certified milf for sure ;)
