Four corn and seven years ago

I'm Becky, I'm 21. I pride myself on being weird and creepy. I'm an actor. Moose poop.

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#birdflu

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Eu Não Quero Voltar Sozinho (I Don’t Want to Go Back Alone) 

This short film is FANTASTIC. The arrival of a new student in school changes everything in Leonardo’s life. This 15 year-old blind teenager has to deal with the jealousy of his long-lasting friend Giovana while trying to figure out the feelings he found out he has for his new friend, Gabriel. English subtitles, runs a little over 17 minutes. No nudity, SFW. WATCH IT! (video)

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And guys , if you dont now , thanks of the popularity  of this short film its gonna have a MOVIE yes A MOVIE called -Hoje Eu Quero Voltar Sozinho-  and will be released on April 22, 2014.

Trailer //

 Movie Poster 

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I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

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this story was wild from start to finish

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i’ve just put this through. i’ll let you know when i’m done hiding.

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THIS LOOKS LIKE A PLAY!? I have not been on the tumblr for a long long time! Did you write a play?! Can I read it?!  [email protected] 

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Just performed a sketch in which my wife left me and gave birth to a giant catfish. I win Friday night. I win.

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Performed a sketch in which Sam Francis was my husband and I got to describe my vagina as "a falcon's nest full of spaghetti o's." I win life. I win.

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Heritage Theater Festival feels.

I don't even know what to write cause I can't describe how I'm feeling.

Sad, A lot of sad. But I'm also really excited about things that are coming up next so I'm confused. 

It's not that I WANT to stay here forever it's just that I FELT like I was going to. This place so instantly became home and these people became my family and being here in this place with these people was my reality so I didn't really grasp that it one day wouldn't be, Ya know? It's just more stuff about how I don't understand that time keeps going. I got to meet some really amazing people this summer from all over the country and I know that I might not ever see them again and that just confuses my reality and makes me sad. I had to say goodbye to all of them tonight which was really hard and they were all really nice about the snot covering my face. Tomorrow I have to say goodbye to Jeremy. And I know it's not really goodbye but it sure feels like it. And it kind of sucks a plastic walmart bag full of floppy dicks.

And I still have to pack. lol But tomorrow after all the goodbyes and sad are done I'm going on adventures that I'm really excited about! So I know I'll be fine. But I need to start paying more attention to reality. 

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In the tenth grade, we had to write a “Where I’m From" poem. I just found mine while cleaning out some documents and thought I’d share it.

I am from picking dandelions and collection of books

From the shores of Lake Erie,it is still so beautiful, and the jars of collected shells and...

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I was kinda cute right? - Imgur

YOU GUYS! LOOK AT THIS BABY! 

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He's SO CUTE! And this movie was great 

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I'm an adult. I can write "poop" on my checks. 

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Just heard from Hawes, last night’s host/my one knee pose buddy, that someone left a black zip up at the show. Let me know if its yours!

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That's me in the back row with my friend Ritza! Also WIll Sturgeon aka Brightener slapped me in the face. It was awesome. 

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OH MY GOD. Just stop it.

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SARAH! LOOK!

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Jon Lovett l 2013 Pitzer College Commencement Keynote -- May 18, 2013 (by PitzerCollege)

I like this. 

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sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’

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bitch i don’t have time for this

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OH my god! I just laughed so hard at this.

But it was one of those laughs that builds because the longer you look at this picture the funnier it gets and then you calm down and stop laughing. But then you look at the picture again and you lose it all over again! and then you kinda choke on the apple you're eating which makes you laugh harder! And you're trying to keep your laughter down so that your dad doesn't ask "what's so funny?" and then you think about showing this picture to your dad and whether or not he would laugh or hit you and that just makes you laugh harder. Oh my god. This picture is the best. 

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SARAH! These are for you : ) 

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