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Tragically, Phil Hartman was murdered on 28 May 1998, just a few weeks after the audition. The part for Zapp was then given to Billy West . In tribute, Zapp’s voice was modeled in the same style that Phil Hartman had intended for the character, and Philip J. Fry gained his first name in honor of Hartman.

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Chris Pratt on his 2-year-old son Jack

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Harley and Ivy to the rescue.

Batman: Black and White #3.

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My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

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Thranduil + text posts

dedicated to criminalbaby because of reasons.

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I love the 4th and 5th one so much :D :D :D

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incredible

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HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

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"what’s worse? getting kicked in the balls or childbirth? i guess no one will ever know haha"

as a cis male i feel like i should say getting a kick in my baloney pony would not hurt as much as having my VAGINA STRETCHED OPEN AND FORCING A TINY HUMAN THROUGH IT WHY IS THIS EVEN AN ARGUMENT HAVE YOU SEEN A PERSON IN CHILDBIRTH YOU CHICKEN FRIED FUCK

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baloney pony

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Chicken fried fuck

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I don't think people understand how traumatizing bad relationships are

And how they can affect you years later… When people who you care about treat you like shit, it scars you.

Emotional abuse is real and causes deep insecurities and makes it hard to trust anyone.

Be kind to one another and to your loved ones. Please. Be patient and don’t lash out.

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This is really fucking important

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1. Do your research when choosing a tattoo and an artist.

Don’t rush yourself when choosing an idea. You’re going to have to live with it forever.

Most artists have a speciality, think about this when choosing one. If you want a photorealistic tattoo don’t choose an artist who specializes in American Traditional, for example.

Don’t ask to have your neck/face/hands tattooed if it’s your first tattoo, you will most likely be denied.

Look into the cost of the tattoo before walking into the shop, don’t sacrifice the tattoo you want to get a good deal. Save up to get the right ink.

Be prepared to be placed on a large wait list for the more popular artists.

2. Prepare properly on the day you get your tattoo.

Eat a full meal beforehand.

Many artists recommend drinking orange juice prior to getting inked.

Don’t drink alcohol beforehand.

Getting tattooed is a pretty intimate experience, don’t forget to shower.

3. Bring a good reference photo.

Bring in a high res photo if possible; at the very least a picture that is big and not blurry.

4. Don’t bring your entourage to the shop with you.

It’s fine to bring a friend to hold your hand, any more than one is rude and obnoxious.

Children are not permitted in most tattoo shops, leave them at home.

5. Trust your artist.

The artist knows what they are doing, there is no need to be a “backseat driver.”

6. Check out the stencil design, body placement, and spelling before the tattoo begins.

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If you see something, say something. You aren’t going to hurt anyone’s feelings if you tell them that something is spelled incorrectly.

7. Be prepared to go through some pain, tattoos hurt.

Don’t be afraid to tell your artist that you need to take a break if the pain is too much. Nobody wants a passed out client.

Ribs, feet, hands, head, and the spine all really hurt.

8. Stay still!

We know that it might be difficult to do so, but make every effort to remain as calm and still as possible while getting tattooed. If you are jittery the artist won’t be able to create straight lines.

9. Tip your artist.

Most artists don’t own their shops and have to pay a percentage of the tattoo price to the shop.

Tipping anywhere between 10-20% should be fine.

If you really love the work don’t be afraid of tipping extra.

10. Take care of your tattoo once you leave the shop.

Tattoo aftercare is a crucial step in assuring you have a good tattoo.

Tattoos will scab and they should heal in 2-3 weeks.

Avoid sun and going in bodies of water for the first 2 weeks.

Keep the tattoo moist and clean as it heals.

Once it’s healed don’t forget to use SPF 50 sunscreen when going outside, you don’t want your tattoo to fade.

via Inked Magazine

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For future reference!

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THANKKKKK YOUUUUUU

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Basically

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i live in constant struggle between “you’re wrong” and “but i don’t want to start shit”

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“The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff.” -Carl Sagan.

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