i can finally breathe

[ily-a]

I don't ever want that problem to ever go away. HEATED RIVALRY | 1.06 "The Cottage"

[cyber-corp]

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

[cyber-corp]

i know what i’m doing dw

[cyber-corp]

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

[cyber-corp]

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

[cyber-corp]

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

[cyber-corp]

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

[pluto-officially]

You're failing.

[cyber-corp]

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

[communist-mannyfesto]

Pluto is Roman, not Greek

[cyber-corp]

?????

[enigma-system03]

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

[cyber-corp]

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

[cyber-corp]

HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*

[cyber-corp]

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

[legionoftuna]

Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

[cyber-corp]

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

[cyber-corp]

wrong.

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Lightning Bait

You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.

[cyber-corp]

FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN

[taco-bee]

I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz

For science

[cyber-corp]

OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND

HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE

ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)

POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE

HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE

APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE

KRATOS: GOD OF WAR

HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE

APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE

[boxxed-juice]

ares is the god of war, not kratos

[cyber-corp]

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN

[ironwoman359]

I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore

[thesumdancekid]

Ted x Rebecca as Vintage Romance Novels, Post-Canon Edition

Another collab with @talldecafcappuccino! // Source images: Unknown, Joe Bowler, Edwin Georgi, Arthur Sarnoff, Tom Lovell, Edwin Georgi

[craftytomato]

Marinette: I just mixed coffee and redbull. For some reason it tastes like tea.

Alya: That's not good for your heart.

Marinette: Neither is my anxiety.

[leiaurora]

catratober day 6 - Storm

The latest Tweets from chris ᱬ (catra ily) (@christiannadora). look all I’m saying is I should be cast as Adora in the live action. (she/her

[lackadaisycal-art]

Rose Tyler and I are dating amen

[chaosbeautiful]

Some of you need to read this

[santanass]

adora is no longer allowed in the kitchen

[catradoratwtgoodies]

[keepyourlife]

Star Wars + ao3 tags (1/?)

[sexhaver]

your url is wrong. how can you have a sex if you don't have a gender

the difference between sex and gender is that i didn't have gender with your mom last night. hope this helps

[montygreen]

2021 Pride Month Celebration [14/30 LGBT+ Characters] Clare Devlin “I’m not being an individual on me own!”

[guerrillatech]

[cordeliagoodess]

Meryl Streep, 1978

[primulaceas]

Mary Oliver, "Little Crazy Love Song." Blue Horses

[airahvee]

Mystery’s over guys. Everyone go home.

[finndamerons-archive]

castle // halsey

[ahkmenrah]

this is still such a good post