When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP
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Love Begins
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YOU ARE THE REASON

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shark vs the universe

if i look back, i am lost
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When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP
Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most
biting the hand that feeds me but im also sucking on the fingers a bit
i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
i’m so thankful we’re alive to smell flowers and touch saltwater and get chilled in the breeze and take deep breaths and make foods warm with love and dance and laugh and move and wake up and dig our hands in dirt and eat strawberries and draw mindlessly and remember and sing and joke and walk down the same street again and again and make meaning. we are so lucky we get to be and feel and keep going
once i get taken out back and shot i'll be fine
they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) dir. Steven Spielberg
DARTH VADER Star Wars: Maul – Shadow Lord Chapter 9: Strange Allies & Chapter 10: The Dark Lord (2026)
not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.
on it boss
trapped in the catacombs boss
poke you with my noise
*sniff sniff sniff* ah, i see. you are not an ant.
If we were tectonic plates would you grind against me be honest
"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.
Oojka wamma po Jen'kiwi. Biig Woopa slemmy dengo peet
His most mighty Exaltedness would like to request that you fetch him a mint condition DVD of the beloved Earth film; Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore, failure to do so will result in a fate… worse than death.
Elves aren't real dipshit. It was probably a weather balloon that gave you that footjob.
basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*
*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god
*thunderous slam dunk noise*
this happens to her because she behaves badly