Leif

Call me Leif or Liam / ADHD Gremlin / 32 / they/he / terminal saltburn brainrot nsfw content warning - it will be tagged!

[leiflitter]

Leif / Liam. 32. He / They Transmasc. Bri'ish.

You may be following me for Saltburn, Gorillaz, or BG3 - BG3 Posting will resume when I have a computer that can handle it.

You will also probably see The Terror, Taskmaster, My Chemical Romance, The Magnus Archives, and whatever comes across my dash and makes me go "ooh, that's cool!"

Links

AO3 - READ THE TAGS

Ongoing Projects:

You're Almost Home / 900k+ / Saltburn / Felix Catton/Oliver Quick / Explicit

Over and Over Again (Series) 70k+ / Gorillaz / 2D/Murdoc Niccals / Explicit

Other Stuff:

My Saltburn Ficlist / My Art / Fic Updates / My Face / You're Almost Home stuff / Answered Asks / My various thoughts

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

it’s fuck all friday btw. you need to be doing fuck all

[ghsot]

everyones got that fic they chip away at like michaelangelo sculpting david. and brother? its penis month

[ghsot]

asked my friends if they knew what i was referencing and they said no. we all know that post where someone divided how long it took michelangelo to sculpt david by it's size and went "yuuuuup. whole month spent on penis" right. sure, my search history is full variations upon "michelangelo penis month tumblr" to no avail, but we all know it. right.

[itriedonce]

Hi, that was a MBMBAM bit. But i see you and i hear you and i dont know if someone already said something

[ghsot]

oh my god youre right.

[filmphotofranz]

[sourcreammachine]

[kropotkindersurprise]

lmao, from that first article:

"Whoever thought it was funny to parasail over the village, it was in extremely poor taste. Take your twisted hatred somewhere else."

[lesbiansforboromir]

You actually cannot skip to being good at a creative endeavour that you haven't put much practice into. You cannot trick your way out of the 'knows that your work is not what you want it to be but don't know how to improve it' stage by planning or reading or talking about it really really hard. At some point you just have to craft through it until your brain finds it's own unique way back to the 'everything I make slaps' stage and be prepared to start the cycle all over again. You just have to make that project you're excited about slightly less good than you want it to be. (Says this standing in a pool of blood and covered in blood and also coughing up a little blood)

[lesbiansforboromir]

everyone stop reblogging this I hate to be reminded of my own good advice

[zoesupreme]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

don’t see anyone talking about this. but it sounds as though Marjane Satrapi has passed away at 56 with few more details available right now. heart is broken for her family and for the world now without her.

[leiflitter]

YAH has been such a good influence on me. Thanks for sharing it

🥰🥰🥰 I am very glad for that, anon! I shall continue to share it 🥰🥰🥰

[heedra]

really losing my patience for any 'feminist' statement to the tune of 'we need feminism because women fill a fundamentally different and necessary role than men and will be better at doing x y or z'. like actually i think we need feminism because it is an unbearable death of the spirit by inches to exist in a world where you are not seen as a fully realized human being because of a single cultural determination, and because a world that enshrines such things creates systems that are fundamentally sick to the core

[peng-lads]

Archie and Jacob on the set of Saltburn

[adhdwerewolfgf]

mr sandman

man me a sand

[thesylverlining]

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

[adhdwerewolfgf]

i cannot begin to explain the emotions i feel every day knowing that this post i made in the middle of playing tf2 when i was 16 is going to be the one thing of mine that has made the largest impact on the world by a fucking mile

[leiflitter]

... I dunno why my phone thinks I need to know this, but good for you, birds, jack off if you wanna.

[leiflitter]

"Is your back alright?" Oliver had paused in the hallway. From Felix's perspective he was upside-down, but there was no mistaking the little worry-wrinkle that had appeared between Ollie's eyebrows. "Yeah. Thought it might be a bit less hot down here, tile floor and all?" "Is it?" "Not really, but it's too much effort to get up."

Chapter 302 of You're Almost Home is up, against all the odds (it's been so fuckin' hot and my mouth is achey)!

[ouroborosorder]

Shoutouts to the time I had a severe fever and took benedryl and wanted to listen to feel good inc but couldn’t remember the name. I think I was crying over this

[death-420]

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

[raeuberkotzenrotz]

I gotchu

[death-420]

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!

[dogwise]

PRACTICE URGE SURFING

[dogwise]

[teumessianandlaelaps]

Huh, didn't know there was a term for it. This explains why I haven't been drinking as much lately.

[footlongdingledong]

i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks

[vviridescence]

happy thursday fuck my baka life, thank you for this post op i had this stuck in my head for days so i embroidered it

i might attach it to a magnet to go on my fridge lol