Mademoiselle Noir @leiselhk - Tumblr Blog

please raise your children to wash their hands after they use the restroom I’ve watched too many men walk straight out of the bathroom from the stall without a second thought and it’s keeping me up at night

14kgoldsoul

They killed these trophy costumes 🔥🔥🔥

kimreesesdaughter

Family goals, honestly.

swagintherain

Black dads rule the world.

#RepresentationMatters

pr0nfood

high-yellaaa-deactivated2018122

Damn who this.

onlyblackgirl

My first love

saito-91

To clarify are you talking about the bacon the pancakes or both?

Both

Both though…

I don’t think I’ll get over his smile. To be honest, I don’t want to.

-3 am thoughts (via suspend)

frenchinhalechanelxoxo

Black Girl Magic ✨

daftalchemist

did I ever mention that I know someone whose family owned a zombie dog because that’s some real shit that I get to delight with at parties

themintywitch

Tell us that story?

daftalchemist

okay here is the story of the zombie dog

this dog’s name was John. they found him half drowned in a bag of puppies that were not so fortunate as he was, and was taken in immediately. he was a runt and not quite right (most likely from the whole half drowned thing), but a very loving dog. the problem with John was that he smelled like death, and no one knew why. vets couldn’t figure it out. it was obviously some kind of skin problem, but they had no idea what kind. all anyone knew was that if you touched him, you would smell like death too, so you couldn’t pet him, and that for some reason, the only thing that made the smell go away was being around other dogs. so they got another dog and the death smell stopped and John lived a very happy life

when he was getting old, maybe about 15 years, part of his skull caved in. just like that! suddenly had a huge dent in his head! and he was totally fine. didn’t notice it, didn’t affect him at all. just this massive dent right there in his head where his skull had collapsed in on his brain, and he was still the happiest and most loving dog. the skull cave in, for whatever reason, caused the ear on that side of his head to just fall off entirely, but again, perfectly happy dog who did not know he was down an ear and a fully formed skull. they took him to the vet, thinking maybe they should put him down. I mean, wouldn’t you think so? but the vet said that the dog was eating, and pooping, and happy, so there was no reason to put him down, so they didn’t

but that’s not even the weird part. the weird part is the area of the brain that got caved in on was apparently the area that registers pain, so this one-eared, collapsed skull dog could no longer feel any pain. he got old, his joints got stiff, his teeth rotted out of his head, his tongue hung out of his mouth and got black and hard, and he felt none of it! in fact, he was happier than he’d ever been feeling no pain, and the fact that he didn’t feel how much he was falling apart somehow made him live until he was 23. that’s right, the collapsed skull, one eared, zero teeth, smells like literal death when alone dog lived to be 23 years old. they used to joke that he’d been dead for years, but was too stupid to realize it yet

and that’s the story about the literal zombie dog my friend’s family owned

castironjackelope

I'n simultaneously delighted, alarmed, a little horrified and impressed all at once.

toastbutteregg

What size feet are you and can I see them please

I’ll show you my feet only if you get me this 😌

women’s adidas zx flux core black

size: 6.5 please

words-of-emotion

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone.

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thegoodvybe

So, do it. Decide. Is this the life you want to live? Is this the person you want to love? Is this the best you can be? Can you be stronger? Kinder? More compassionate? Decide. Breathe in. Breathe out and decide.

Meredith Grey (via thegoodvybe)