the Flipside

22 years of life experience. Love to draw, exercise, and eat. Sleep fits in there somewhere. Music is a window into the soul, and dancing is for anyone who has one. Enlightened and burdened by the mind, and forever interested in it. Here to experience...

[lejakeus]

Sad awkward update occasional post

Sometimes I like to sit in my car and leave my seatbelt on just to pretend someone is holding me. I've forgotten what it feels like.

[lejakeus]

I've been afraid my entire life

And I think it may have cost me the last 5 years of it doing things I don't want to do to make people I love happy. And they're still not happy. Everybody is unhappy. This is a low point.

[lejakeus]

Job searching

I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this Ihatethisihatethisihatethisihatethisihatethis It’ll work out...

[lejakeus]

Lovely weekend

Spent time with alot of amazing people. I’m looking forward to the week ahead :)

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that hotel california comic makes me lose my shit every single time & i’m so thankful for it honestly

[greelin]

there we go

[lejakeus]

Going to gigs

In the past week I have seen Art vs Science live, experienced Newtown on Mardi Gra night, gone to a place filled with 18 year olds trying to act like adults and now tonight I just saw Courtney Barnett and the rest of the Milk! production label in a really cool and classy venue, Anita’s.

Drinking in those experiences. Keep them coming.

[lejakeus]

Life

Pretty weird thing, really. Everyone has one. Nobody knows how to do it right.

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Thug Kitchen - hilarious.

I laughed so hard I almost dropped my chickpea and broccoli burrito.

[elegantbreadlady]

“You ever get worried about dick cancer? Me too, son!”

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The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

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the comment perfected this post

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MATT CONTINUES POINTING

okay let Dom join too

and we go on

and here’s the gif

point, baby, point

the famous two-sided point

the famous point at the camera

and some gifs

Matthew THE GOD OF POINTING Bellamy

[lejakeus]

Sometimes we get tired of seeing the ugly face we see in the mirror. Sometimes we get tired of telling ourselves "Your day will come," when you see another happy couple walk past you. If this is one of those times, come to Australia. I'll give you a hug.

[lejakeus]

Having one can be super hard. We are forever best friends against the world. It's forever a view of how different two lives that started at the same time can be, though. I know she's a girl and I'm a boy and yeah yeah but it's still interesting. Like how does she feel about her friends? Does she look at my life and wonder the way I do about hers? What would it have been like if I was the talkative one and she was the shy one? What if she stayed in university and was as clueless as me about what to do with her life? The thing is, people say it'd be so weird to have a twin. To me, the idea of NOT having one is the spin out. It's a fence that we only get to see one side of.

[lejakeus]

Hi I'm 22

And every day takes everything I have to be the best I can be. Some days are harder than others. One thing is true; it is never easy.

[lejakeus]

Christmas

Scary. I used to love this time. Now I dread it. Memories of how life used to be spring up. Who I used to be. Who my family used to be. It used to be so easy. Now I am alone. It's not nice. It's not fancy. It's just a festive remember that life isn't as great as it used to be. But it's also a reminder that your soul is still alive and that if you're lucky, you'll be able to briefly have that feeling again with a family of your own in the future. One day...

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How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral… _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

[skrillcholas-cage]

oh my god these are great

[princemetalthunder]

fuck this is like reading a jokes and not actual quotes

[lejakeus]

Rejection, no Facebook and a deep conversation with my brother

Somehow I did all these unusual things today even though I was exhausted from this engineering job. Ugh. 10 more weeks... We're all just going through life the best we can. It's always hard when you feel you truly connect with someone only for them to say they don't find you that interesting. It's a little silly on your part when they warned you it'd be like that before you even met up. It does take no small amount of courage to put yourself out there like that, though. On another note, my dog was missing for an hour today. Had to drive up the road to find him barking at a dog through a house gate. Glad he's okay, though. Hopefully he doesn't bark incessantly tonight. I need to get to sleep in about... 1 hour... ago. Yes, I'm already doomed for tomorrow haha. Bring on another one.

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