Broken Quill

[brokenquill]

so true

[d--r--a]

[lostmyselfinthedarkness]

[obama-biden-memes]

never not reblog this pls *trumbridge

[seanoftheundead]

Umbridge was less evil and heartless.

[brokenquill]

I actually had to look this over a couple times.

[mapsontheweb]

How-to questions each US state Googles more frequently than any other state.

More Google search maps >>

[jew-ish]

Pennsylvania gonna single handily defeat Isis

[gjsjsifisjdkeoskhqudidbwjsidk-d]

“how to get out of florida” i’m sobbing

[binnysoldaccount]

What’s going on with Arizona and Texas

[lordearlgray]

That is totally normal for both Arizona and Texas.

[happicuppa]

HOW TO IMPEACH A GOVERNOR LOL @ WISCONSIN.

[red3blog]

The two states I’ve lived in are “how to be pretty?” and “how to make donuts?”. 😎

[sourcedumal]

Illinois still stuck on beanie babies over a decade later lmfaoooo

[itsnotlogicitsameanstoanend-dea]

Confirmed for PA: we will singlehandedly defeat ISIS.

[brokenquill]

Thank you my fellow Massachusetts peeps.

[thebastardsonofedwood]

[brokenquill]

I am pretty certain that I still have these figures in my attic. I also may have a letter to Santa asking for the monster playset.

[whiteorangeflower]

"Your library is your portrait."

accurate…..

[anonymousnerdgirl]

I got 41.

[buffycuddlespigs]

I got 32….I’m 33. Damn.

[thornfield13713]

I got 41. I’m 21.

[betsypaige22]

I got 41 …..and I’m 45, so that’s pretty darned good.

[reggiephelps]

I got 24. I’m 27.

[betsypaige22]

I wonder what Belle would get, lol…

[shadedmoon]

Got 32 and am 35.

[spottytonguedog]

I got 41. And I’m…41. That’s creepy.

[ariaste]

I got 41 and I’m 27 lmao

[trash-supernova]

I got 32. Am 36. Probably bc I chose the Hunger games collection over Sherlock Holmes and a floofy sack over a chair.

[dea-certe]

I got 41 and I’m 27….

[leenzkay]

28 and I’m 26…

[advanced-procrastination]

I got 21 and I’m 24 (You had me at “build a library”)

[hwenfayre]

32 and I’m 25

[wincherella]

41 and I’m 56.

[mrskaaay]

Got 21, I’m 29. I picked the fluffy bean beat chairs and YA collections. But like, of course I picked HP- that’s my generation’s intro-to-reading-as-addiction.

[enog]

Me in my cover letters: I may be young and relatively inexperienced, but the buzzfeed quiz guessed that I was 32 based on my library choices, so as you can see I am mature and-

[brokenquill]

My age was guessed to be 32...and hear I am having just recently hit my 44th year. What does this mean? Nothing. It's Buzzfeed.

[lastoftheknowncockneys]

[toads-of-thunder]

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

This is Smokey’s worst nightmare

[emmersdrawberry]

Dark Smokey show me the forest fires

[brokenquill]

And here we have more evidence that Zelda: Breath of the Wild is the greatest game ever made.

[cat-memes-only]

[brokenquill]

The precious kitty above is obviously calling for help. It is the DUCKS who are up to no good - further reaffirming that the only good birds are chickens and turkeys...when they are on my plate.

[travisellisor]

the cover to Godzilla (1977) #23 by Herb Trimpe and Dan Green

[brokenquill]

Godzilla AND Thor?!?!?!

[npr]

Now, as adherents of the great and terrible AP Stylebook — which also eschews the Oxford comma — we must admit the moral of this story flies in the face of everything (or one thing) NPR’s own sentences stand for.

But we offer these stories as a reminder that every punctuation mark deserves a fair hearing, a glimpse into the glories of grammar(,) and a quiet rebellion against the tyranny of copy editors everywhere.*

*Just a joke, NPR copy desk! Please don’t break out the red pen.

The Oxford Comma: Great For Listing, Pontificating, And Winning Court Cases

Image by Chelsea Beck/NPR

[wilwheaton]

Team Oxford Comma FOR LIFE.

[iheartchaos]

Make it so.

[babyanimalgifs]

a very scared abandoned dog was saved off of the streets and regained her happiness

via @crankdatholly

[wowmelanin]

[notobscurevideogames]

Phantasy Star Online (Sega - Dreamcast - 2000) 

[brokenquill]

Awwww, I miss PSO...

[chrisriddellblog]

[neil-gaiman]

I love the Loki-in-Maiden’s-shape Chris drew here…

[brokenquill]

Having just finished “Norse Mythology” I absolutely love this.

[beachdeath]

1.

FINN IS REALLY GONNA SPEND TWO GODDAMN MOVIES WEARING HIS BOYFRIEND’S LEATHER JACKET

2. 

I WANT TO SAY “REY GOT BANGS” EVEN THOUGH SHE DIDN’T LITERALLY GET BANGS BUT LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN SHE GOT BANGS IN A METAPHYSICAL SENSE. SHE GOT A HAIRCUT AND SHE’S HOLDING THE SKYWALKER FAMILY LIGHTSABER

3.

INCLUDED ON THE OFFICIAL PACKAGING: POE DAMERON

NOTABLY NOT INCLUDED ON THE OFFICIAL PACKAGING: KYLO REN

NUT: BUSTED

REYLO: CANCELED

STORMPILOT: CONFIRMED

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

This image is so healthyyyy

[runwithskizzers]

i love all of this commentary 

[kateordie]

Mmmmmmsame

[brokenquill]

Love it all. Though I still hold out hope that Rey creates her own lightsaber...and that it is double-bladed.