20-31 on last the last one
20: Vanilla or chocolate?
CHOCOLATE.
21: Do you twerk?
Yes.
22: Have you ever tipped a cow?
No. A dear friend invited me to one day, and I declined because I had schoolwork to do plus I might have thought one could get the plague from American cows. It’s from American squirrels.
23: Do you have any footie pajamas? Do you wear them?
I did. I bought them and then I wore them for an entire week whilst not leaving the cabin and then Juliette burnt them infront of me.
24: Why do you think glue doesn’t stick to the bottle?
Doesnt it need air or something for it to try? Unless you’re stupid and leave it open, it shouldn’t stick.
25: if a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how will anyone ever know?
Because I will paint it on every single wall in the campus. I am not lying.
26: What do you do in your spare time?
Paint, fuck, sculpt, fuck, draw, fuck, play instruments fuck, fuck, eat, slept, fuck, and just for good measure, I also exercise by arse off by a rigorous regiment that I do religiously. My body doesn’t come easy.
27: Whats one thing you love about yourself?
Why one thing when you can love them all?
28: What is the best thing about your life?
Juliette and the baby that I’ll be having next year. Well, I won’t be having it. She will. Wouldn’t it be interesting if people were like seahorses though? Then we’d all be dumping our seeds elsewhere than finishing on stomachs or something.
29: Are you satisfied with yourself right now?
Yes. Also no because I am a weak man and compromise everything I want.
30: One thing you would never do?
Compliment Alistair on at the very least making gingers look semi attactive. Go skydiving.
31: Would you ever flirt with someone, regardless of gender, to get what you want?
This is my job. No, but I would and do.
Have you SEEN Karen Gillan??
If I’m “at the very fucking least making gingers look semi attractive” then that woman’ll make your dick drop off.
And she’s Scottish which makes it a million times better.
Karen Gillan is...Nice? I said you make them look semi attractive. She simply makes them look attractive. Less so now that she shaved herself or something. I watched her in Doctor Who once and I get what you mean, but it's just not as attractive to me as you. Now nationality or creed won't make much of a difference to me, unless you come from a place that speaks French. Even if it's that crude Creole something. Points there.
