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[unbotheredmuse]

[75yearstogo]

[niccoolleeyy-deactivated2020092]

[rosesinaglass]

[chromegun]

[flyngdream]

[love-personal]

[northern-snoots]

Sight seeing on the train

[catsi]

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

[imakuni]

what ice-t could have meant by “TV is make believe” when told he ate a bagel on law & order:

-a stunt double of some kind ate the bagel

-the bagel wasn’t actually a bagel; was perhaps a donut

-the bagel was cgi

-he ate the bagel but considers it his character eating the bagel and not him

[lmaonade]

this is so damn funny

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

i was the most

beautiful poem

but you were jared,

19

[straightboyfriend]

my cashier: anything else for you sir? me: uh, i. um sara bareilles in my head: i wanna see you be brave me: can i have some ketchup pls .

[dangerly]

[belgiandad]

From VSCO

[thebootydiaries]

me @ my son: wolfgang, you were named not after one wolf but a whole gang of wolves,

[nervousvolcano]