crybaby

M✨. 27. she/her. woc. weird place for weird thots. aesthetics. bullshit. FAHC. occasionally nsfw. https://cosmicthott.tumblr.com/tags

[fujoshane]

troy is like he can't smell like apples......that would be crazy.....

meanwhile harris is clearing OUT the ottawa bath and body works

[rylandsgrace]

Does it fucking kill you too? Not anymore.

Hollanov + season 1 timeline

[cosmicthott]

..

[oswednesday]

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

[cosmicthott]

ugh

[therozanov]

"I... I think about that night a lot." "Do you?" "It was memorable." "It was," Ilya agreed. "You put on a show for me." "I can't believe you talked me into that." "I think you like to be told what to do, Hollander."

HEATED RIVALRY 1.02 | chapter 20

[nicolegendary]

ha it just occurred to me that ilya's dad calling him ''lazy'' was probably referring to his depressive episodes. and he probably said the same thing about ilyas mom. okay.

[littlegirlinvisible]

# ILYA ROZANOV IS A COMEDIAN  

CONNOR STORRIE as ILYA ROZANOV HEATED RIVALRY (2025—)

[marz-rm]

Achilles and Patroclus Posting this while Hudson is in my Milan. This took way too long to draw (especially Connor's hair) but pretty satisfied with how it came out. There's another version on patreon with the bg and wallpapers!

[thisfeebleheart]

Hollanov + parallels

[femaustinpowers]

david hollander is the true winner of the idgaf war. he doesn’t know what youtube is. he doesn’t care about shane’s sponsorships. he understands why shane doesn’t wanna go to wimbledon and is just happy to go with his wife. he sees his son making out with his supposed arch enemy and turns 180 degrees, gets in his car, and doesn’t tell a soul. he pulls out the vodka when his newly out gay son is having a freak out at the dinner table. if shane had even 1% of his idgaf powers he would be unstoppable. unfortunately that boy inherited his mom’s gaf-ability, which is constantly set to 150%.

[eastofshane]

supporting the shane as snoopy agenda

[ilya as woodstock], [ilya as woodstock pt. 2]

[heated-hollanov]

I love my bisexual menace. 😈😂

[cosmicthott]

im genuinely depressed again for the first time in what feels like years and this app is the only place im able to scream into the void of so here we are

[haysaprocky]

[matthewgrantanson]

Water Feature, San Francisco -- July 15th, 2024

Etsy

[cheaphalloweencostume]

ever since i was a child ive known that i wanted to, someday, be the mutilated corpse on a nature trail that ruins a hikers week