Sassy & Surreal

bits and butts

[lekkerlekkerlekker]

Never ever going to get over how amazing these guys are 

[freakphone]

when the Benadryl has me in its clutches….

[valtsv]

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

[hotfemmemess-deactivated2018080]

Please if you have any consider throwing some money my way to get out of this situation. I have like till Saturday to find the remaining £190 so I can just get out of here and start over.

[hotfemmemess-deactivated2018080]

It’s now gone to £160! Please please keep on signal boosting this, donating and offering emotional support xx

[hotfemmemess-deactivated2018080]

Pls donate if you can i’m trying really hard to stay awake and keep reblogging this but I’ve not slept properly since yesterday afternoon and I’m ill from stress

[sunflowercub]

Pleeease help out if you can! Nobody deserves to be under this amount of stress, & especially not such a kind & giving person. I’m worried. Please help out, even if it’s just a little bit.

[lekkerlekkerlekker]

Please please please help this lovely soul, no one should have to go through the kind of stress that losing your home causes

[celebrityho]

[sunflowercub]

hi tumblr folks! for those of you who i don’t know, my name is peyton. i’m a 21 year old agender person living in london. I really struggle a lot with asking for help, especially when it comes to money, so this is difficult but I don’t know how else to move forward.

I’ve been working with my mom to save up for me to go to Gender Care here in london to start the process of accessing hormones & surgery. Unfortunately, it’s extremely hard to save money when you don’t have much to begin with. Our only income is my disability benefit (which may not be around for long b/c of the introduction of PIP, which is cutting off lots of autistic folks’ money) and my mom’s ESA. At the end of the month, we don’t have much money left over.

I’ve tried to go the NHS route, but I’ve encountered a lot of resistance & have been treated pretty poorly so far. I can go into more detail if anyone wants to know, but in summary it has been very difficult & upsetting & has made me incredibly wary of NHS doctors.

I am really desperate to begin transitioning because it’s HUGELY affecting my ability to live my life, but money is unfortunately proving to be a massive block for me. If anyone can spare anything to help me out, it would be so so appreciated. Even if it’s £1/$1 it would bring me a bit closer to my goal. In total I’ll need just under £400 for the two appointments I need and transport to get there. I’m going to sell off what I can to make some cash & I’ll try to save where possible, but I need all the help I can get. If you can’t donate, please reblog! You can donate here or click the button on my blog. Thank you!

[lekkerlekkerlekker]

My dearest friend Peyton has been the most beautiful inspirational person to shine their light and open my mind to what I'm most passionate about in life. Peyton has been through a lot of trouble and giving a small donation could transform peyton's day to day life. If you want to contribute to a positive that you can be proud of then donate to peyton and be on my list of angels ok? Sending love to everyone who takes the time to read and reblog!

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[noturbabygurl]

Despicable Me, 2010

[scottyunfamous]

So this is happening in London. The people are protesting the Conservative party being back in power. Apparently BBC News isn’t reporting it and Twitter removed the #ToriesOutNow hashtag from the trending section

[pseudocrem]

The cops were fucking awful today both me and my friend got hit

[liberalisthefuture]

No matter how angry you are about the election result. Take a moment to be grateful it was democratic.

[finalgwen]

Look at the list of people who died thanks to the actions of the Tories, the Lib Dems and the system they put in place. Do you think when people are forced into the same situation over the next 5 years, they’ll think “Oh, well, at least a quarter of the electorate are fine with this”?

[thesixpennybook]

I’ve seen this bullshit sentiment from several people in the wake of the election- ‘at least it was democratic!!1!’- as if we’re supposed to collapse with gratitude that we have the most basic of fundamental human rights, as if the fact that I was able to vote without being threatened makes it a-okay that we just re-elected a government that would rather see poor and disabled people dead than living on public money. we deserve better than this, and we have the right to be angry and not shamed with simpering about ~democracy~.

[notquiteluke]

Non-UK people: you might have noticed that we’re all very pissed off. Part of that is because the tories want to scrap the HUMAN RIGHTS ACT apparently within their first 100 days in power. They literally want to… scrap all of this? 

That’s only a small part of why we’re pissed off, but is mostly why i am literally terrified for my life. The rights contained in the European Convention covers basically fucking every right we have (link leads to wiki where you get a break down of all of them) 

So yeah, we’re all shitting ourselves because everything we have taken for granted might be ripped away from us. People are scared for their fucking lives, and rightly so. 

That’s part of the reason why the protests yesterday in London went on. That’s why we need the #ToriesOutNow. Now u know. 

[lauradoesnotexist]

Mentawai Shamans on a journey with Ayahuasca 

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

[shadowcat]

i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid

[igotadeadspiderinmypocket-deact]

i hate you

you hate me

let’s go out an kill barney

with a baseball bat

and a 4x4

NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

[notchicken]

really? Our version was more like..

i hate you

you hate me

lets go out and kill barney

with a great big gun

two bullets to the head

WOOPS LOOK AT THAT, BARNEY’S DEAD.

[residentartichoke-deactivated20]

Ours was like:

JOY TO THE WORLD THAT BARNEY’S DEAD

WE BARBECUED HIS HEAD

DON’T WORRY ‘BOUT THE BODY

WE FLUSHED IT DOWN THE POTTY

AND ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES

AND ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES

AND ROUND AND ROUUUUUND AND ROUND IT GOES

[aph-homophobicwaiter-deactivate]

I hate you,

You hate me,

Let’s get together and kill Barney, 

With an AK-47 and a shot to the head,

Uh-oh Barney’s dead

[hdyoshi]

The one I knew was:

I hate you, 

you hate me, 

let’s get together and kill barney

sorry kids but Barney’s dead, 

we just shot him in the head

[gaymccarrol]

a b c d e f g

barney is my enemy

stick a rifle up his nose

pull the trigger there he goes

sorry kids barney’s dead

here he is without a head

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I hate you You hate me Let’s get together and kill barney With a big shotgun and a bullet to the head Aren’t you glad that Barney’s dead?

what the fucj was wrong with us

[impishglee]

I hate you You hate me Let’s chase Barney up a tree With a great big gun And a 4x4 No more purple dinosaur

[blooskidoo]

This is like the most fucked up social observation ever. Regional differences in Barney-killing songs.

I hate you, you hate me, Let’s get together and kill Barney, With a bang and a boom, Now Barney’s on the floor, No more purple dinosaur.

[lekkerlekkerlekker]

I'm from England and we had a couple of varied barney songs but we also had: We are the (whatever your town is called) girls, We wear our hair in curls, We wear our dungarees, Down to our sexy knees. There was a boy next door, He had me on the floor, We counted 1 to 4, Then had it off some more. My daddy jumped for joy, it was a baby boy, And the song went on and ended with a murder but idr it properly!

[sourstraws]

“Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?”

[sourstraws]

[not-for-your-consideration]

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[no-cash-for-ass]

I’ve been waiting for this post all my life

[iamdetour303]

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Finally finished hooking up this latest painting titled, “Knower of the Ledge” - The painting can sense you wave in front and then it starts to play camera shutter sounds. Definitely share this piece with your friends! - #art #acrylic #artist #airbrush #artwork #artworks #allaprima #artstudio #acrylic #painting #artoftheday #portrait #painting #paint #wip #workinprogress #music #hiphop #instaart #ink #instacool #instadope #instagood #instafresh #oilpainting #urbanart @knoweroftheledge (at The Temple)

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Parents of autistic kids like to say “I can tell the difference between a meltdown/autistic related thing and being a normal, bratty kid in my child” all the time, especially when an autistic person tries to give them advice that maybe their child isn’t just being spoiled, but might be having a meltdown or some other difficulty. And no, you are right, your child could very well just be acting like any other kid, or being bratty or spoiled or impatient, because us autistic kids are certainly not immune to all those things.  But I wouldn’t oversell your ability to tell the difference.  Because I guarantee you every autistic person in world can tell you story after story of how frequently misunderstood their behavior is by their parents. 

Every autistic person in the world can tell you that their parents misunderstand them and their behavior. Every single one. And you are not the super parent exception, as much as you would like to be. And truthfully, you are automatically going to become a better parent toward that kid as soon as you realize that.

[sofia-zelaya]

honestly i can’t stand people who swear by academia and talk about social justice issues in a ridiculously complicated manner on purpose… like if sounding smart is more important to you than people understanding what the hell you’re talking about then i don’t know what to tell you