i have a flower it’s in my shoe and it is mine

26 || Heir of Breath || They/She

[anarchistmemedistro]

[everythingfox]

DOG

dog dog dog

dog dog dog

dog dog dog

[svlc]

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[jessaerys]

i think it's beautiful that cats eat you if you die in your apartment and nobody finds you for a while. i don't know why it's used as anti-kitty cat propaganda as if eating you means they don't love u. if i died and no one found me for a while i would want my kitty cat to eat me bc i love her so much and i don't want her to starve. it's not her fault i'm too dead to give her her fancy feasts. she's going thru something scary ok. i don't know a single cat owner who doesn't feel the same way

[sanscest69]

I just realized that many many people have jobs

Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”

Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.

Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed to—

Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[porcelain-rob0t]

fwuaty-ate ounceza cawffee

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[depsidase]

[piksiew]

bacteriography portrait of Five Pebbles I made from yeast , mold , acrylic paints and other stuff i found

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[tuherrus]

you don't even have a dog

[fairycosmos]

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

[hallwaysss]

Genuinely I think this might be the most important scene in the book

[hallwaysss]

@carlyraejepsans how does it feel to be the most correct person ever. You're so right

[darkestbrook]

[ravioliet]

stupid doodle i made based on this post. guy who doesn’t know hes tied to the tracks and his best friend the trolley operator

[amberjacket]

This book is a Baroque painting

[thekidsfromyestergay]

Happy pride to the LGBT community

L- Lero

G- Gerard :)

B- Brother of Gerard

T- Toro