keep you close, and one day we'll get married

just me, my moronoodles, but there's no lonely tapioca pearl this time i can't afford that 3 lele she/they (emphasis on the they) minor UK TAKENTAKENTAKENTAKEN aaaaa i hate SEAGULLS so LOUD help me find my moots again i got found out by my parents and now CPS is investigating our family cuz child abuse! like we're fucking criminals! fun :( ✨mama i'm a criminal✨ DON'T EMAIL MY OLD EMAIL I'LL GET COOKED instead, because the social media ban is still going to happen of course and now i only have fucking whatsapp and SMS ;-; not like much has changed lol so updated "contact me here if i die!" list: ao3: L34H1SN0TC00L wattpad, though i barely am online: miss_spy9 scratch: miss_spy9 yep. that is it lol. if anybody has any ideas on where else i can stay online idk that won't be affected by the ban, please tell me :33

[lelethetopicchangerisbackalready]

i was previously lelethetopicchanger but my account said see you later alligator soooouuuhhhh please don't think i'm a stranger <3

better intro will come soon but firstttt uh i must explain situation so it is on internet for me to laugh at later when i'm in the cps system idk ORRR when happiness yay and snickers bars

PRAYING that i can reactivate my pinterest but idono if it's possible

if only i could contact pinterest support and beg for an extra two days </3

on the other hand, i now have less than 30 days to somehow be alone in the house WITH my phone, reactivate my tumblr, change its password and email to sum different and then delete that off my normal (COMPROMISED) email

unnecessary stress smh

also my Bhua ji hates me so that's something lolllllllllllllllllllllluh

DON'T TRUST CPS GUYS

I'M NOT SAYING DON'T TELL ANYONE IF SOMETHINGS WRONG

BUT THEY ARE LIARS

[lelethetopicchangerisbackalready]

if you're the type of person to say "life's not fair" in a non joking way after somebody complains, you need to get out of here because this is not a safe space for you xx

[smis-happens]

New meme:

type in “I’m” in the tags and use the first tag that appears

[the-future-is-chrome]

yall its 2026 can we stop calling it “women’s healthcare”. there are people who exist that need uterus, vulva, vagina, and breast related healthcare and aren’t women. PLEASE stop forgetting about trans people and intersex people for the love of fucking god

[chr0nically-b0red]

Ayyyy my house came 2nd in sports day i contributed so much gng trust

[lelethetopicchangerisbackalready]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY HOUSE (spitfire = green) WON LMAOOO SUCK ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[disguised-offical]

WHY DOES EVERYONE ON THIS APP HAVE NUCLEAR LEVELS OF CHILDHOOD TRAUMA?!

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

I dont :D

Then again i AM in my childhood lol

[lelethetopicchangerisbackalready]

meeneither

but smame reason :D

[lelethetopicchangerisbackalready]

50 likes!

oh well int this sad

[weedle-testaburger]

for anyone who's wondering what the fuck is going on in british politics rn

[ivafakename]

YOUNG MAN!

There's no need to feel down,

I MEAN YOUNG THEY!

I forgot your pronoun,

[ivafakename]

Prev do you think it's okay to just go on other people's posts and be funnier than them?

[jen-kollic]

I am fucking loving how shit-scared the UK right-wing is of a man with a bin on his head. Now that Count Binface might actually win the Clacton byelection they're desperately trying to smear him with such gems as:

"He's anti-Brexit!" Good.

"He's anti-Trump!" Good.

"He's anti-establishment!" At this point I think you're just trying to make me like him more.

"His manager once called Farage a horrible cunt!" Well Farage *is* a horrible cunt, what's your point?

"He's making a joke of British politics!" Well that's very appropriate given that current British politics *are* a fucking joke.

"He's a left-wing liberal elitist!" I don't know if you can be all of those things at once, but I do know that Count Binface isn't the one getting millions in donations from cryptocurrency billionaires sooooooo...

Vote change. Vote Binface.

[do-not-u-dare]

i don’t know what the fuck is going on in britian rn but. sounds cool

[random-indian-girl]

@lelethetopicchangerisbackalready , @printer-reads-505 , tf are you brits doing

[lelethetopicchangerisbackalready]

getting rid of the immigrants or sum idk

i dont like nigel

oh and its gonna be like america

[lelethetopicchangerisbackalready]

Would you rather 🤔🤔 have ONE mini kitty🐈 🥹🥹 so cute so tiny, 🥹🥹 BUT she BITES HARD😨 ggrrawrrr😳💥 OR 🧐 ONE huge humongous DAWG🐕‍🦺 🗣️ so scary😨😨 BUT has the temper of a gentle, 🥺🥺 blanket❤️‍🩹 WHICH🤔 would you choose🤗

hhhhhhhhhhngnhnn good...good....very...good....question....hummm...

mini kitty car :33

[lelethetopicchangerisbackalready]

oh ok

[lelethetopicchangerisbackalready]

OMG lele im so sick of this 1 person actually cant even call them a person. this DOG leaving me asks and calling me a hypocrite for using ai. can I blow them up? pwetty pwease???

yes u may

[lelethetopicchangerisbackalready]

Ugh, back too soon

I was having a great day without you 😡😡😡

ugh bech *middle finger emojis, all skin colours.*

[anon-hater]

Right back at you anti-twin

[lelethetopicchangerisbackalready]

*green middle finger* GJHGDHASGDHJGDJSHGD

[anon-hater]

@ihaveviolenturges the woman kisser ever

[ihaveviolenturges]

LESBIAN MENTION RAH 🦅

[lelethetopicchangerisbackalready]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LESBIANS UNITE

[lelethetopicchangerisbackalready]

@moro-thekebab-noodles MY DAD DELETED MY MOROISMYPOOKIE EMAIL FUCK ME UP THE ASS WITH NO LUBE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HAD MY MILANOTE CONNECTED TO THAT NOW HOW WILL I REMEMBER EVERYONES BIRTHDAYS FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK AAAAAAAAAA FUCKFUCKFUCKUFCKUFKCUFKCFU

guess my dreams of reactivating my tumblr are ruined sob

ill have to wait until im aloneeee in the housey house with my phoney phone

NOOOOOO MY PROOF

I HAD SO MUCH PROOF I COULD SEND MY MUM TO JAIL TWICE OVER IN MY DRAFTS

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

FUCK NO MY PROOF WHY DIDNT I SEND IT TO SOMEONE NONONOONNONOONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[lelethetopicchangerisbackalready]

Ugh, back too soon

I was having a great day without you 😡😡😡

ugh bech *middle finger emojis, all skin colours.*

[anon-hater]

Right back at you anti-twin

[lelethetopicchangerisbackalready]

*green middle finger* GJHGDHASGDHJGDJSHGD

[lelethetopicchangerisbackalready]

GANG my birthday is in like less than a month woooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :33333333333333333333