Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.
Crime porthole
this was designed by cats
Just get one of these and put them over the whole, you can have cat and food protection.
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@lellybee
Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.
Crime porthole
this was designed by cats
Just get one of these and put them over the whole, you can have cat and food protection.
The result
concept: all normal checkouts are replaced with self-checkouts but instead of losing their jobs the cashiers now get to sit on top of lifeguard chairs and periodically throw wine glasses at me like dracula while i buy my goods
what is a customer? a miserable little pile of coupons
haters will see me and be beset by locusts
what about lovers?
still the locusts but in a fun way
its insane how if you want a little animal can live with you
THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE
I bookmarked this months ago and it still makes me laugh until I can’t breathe
IT’S BACK
me in creative mode placing glowstone all over the cave below my house
Max & Eleven in Stranger Things 3
There’s more to life than stupid boys, you know.
also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢
is your dad a tragic 19th century French author
This cracked me up.
(Source.)
in this essay i won’t
fuck you for coming to my ted talk
max mayfield in season 2: hi I'm Max I like skateboarding, video games and I wanna join your party. Mike is very mean but I still wanna be his friend.
max mayfield, season 3, already friends with mike: Mike Wheeler is a punk ass bitch. He ain't shit. His hair? WACK. His clothes? WACK. His entire personality? WACK. Me?
I'M FRESH AS FUCK.
Come on El, dump your boyfriend and let me teach you about
intricate rituals