pj/juno/lyndon/leslie

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US eng/rus

[lelsiemeyers]

ok for clarification i saw this post on twitter about people writing RPF smut of real life minors. i do NOT think real minors should have smut written of them under any circumstance, and the people who defend that sort of RPF are weirdos, BUT i dont think ao3 should be deleted at all. ao3 isnt just a place to upload "weird and gross" fanfics that wouldn't be hosted anywhere else, ao3 is an ARCHIVE of over 18 million works, some of which are from the 70s, 60s, 50s, and are stored NOWHERE else

yes, ao3 is a website with no censorship as to what you can upload on it, and while i never expected people to not take a problem with that, ao3 above all else is one of the most expansive archives of fanfiction and writing dating back decades and deleting ao3 would be to completely wipe millions of lovingly handcrafted pieces of fanwork from the only place they would be kept safe

[lelsiemeyers]

i want to learn how to use blockbench but my fuckin. janky ass small 10 year old samsung phone does NOT cooperate with it at all

[princema-k]

get angry

[atheavensgate]

isntitlovely

[reerbeer]

i liek mii brawler

[princema-k]

got annoyed with my own artstyle so i just pushed everyone into a lake

[ritusyasweettooth17]

Mii Brawler Fanart

Uuuhh idk how to say but he is kinda cool guy

[princema-k]

see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil🪽

[miishonenlover]

forever pissed at nintendo for never making SSBU mii fighter amiibo... my silky-haired tanned beauty deserves better.

[miishonenlover]

waoh...

original image:

[revercemii]

mii fighters

[lelsiemeyers]

bleeding out currently ow ow ow

[kosmogrl]

[fucking-relax]

this is helpful to getting started on anything regardless of what you call it (from this post)

problem solving steps

IMPROVE distress tolerance skill

[winonaparadise]

i see a curved penis and i want to fix that shit. it's not that it's gross i just bet an hour in a bench vice would make that shit shoot straight. i wanna comically spin the handle and wrench it tight with the skill of a shop teacher that's been doing this for years. safety goggles on. heavy duty gloves. op! be careful of the clenching back there. that's how Ms. Paradise lost a pinky in college.

[winonaparadise]

I suppose this exposes my ignorance and inexperience. I suggest we normalize the use of the penis vice so that we can curve and straighten cocks to our own unique tastes. They can be 3D printed with an aposable skeleton so that they can be curved. I have included a mockup down below.

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

op i regret to inform you that the curve is so inherent that it persists even when you flip it inside out, turn it into a vagina, and stick a ramrod straight dilator into it for 30 minutes 4 times per day for several months.

(they don't usually give you an MRI 4 months after bottom surgery, i just happened to need one for unrelated reasons)

[winonaparadise]

girl why is your pussy trying to take me on the road less traveled. fucking that thing i hear google maps say "exit left." trying to hit your spot but your pussy said that's not part of the guided tour. your shit is so twisted the people's joker took it to her doctor saying "like this please." I KNOW she WILL be comin around the mountain when she comes! i always wanted a girl who turned heads, but this is ridiculous!!!

[winonaparadise]

i described it quite well actually.

[jisuto]

[depsidase]

[kosmogrl]