it has come to my attention that i never posted my WoL bullet points here. some of this has changed (namely that i've removed sword reaching sord in a dream one final time for story pacing purposes) but here u go
What are some funny or very random head canons you have about the Mii fighters?
OHOHO LET'S SEE (under cut bc this post is long)
brawler:
his smoothies are nutritious but have done Horrendous Damage to his palate. while he Does enjoy good food he's been known to be able to hork down even the most r/shittyfoodporn of dishes with little to no issue, much to sword and gunner's horror and disgust
speaking of eating, he tends to basically scarf stuff down quickly (i gave him the "eats voraciously" quirk in tomolife, for reference). sword is constantly nagging him to slow down out of concern. gunner finds it hilarious though
does not have good strength control, and paired with him FREQUENTLY underestimating his strength in more casual settings, causes him to do stuff like snap kitchen utensils and rip clothing quite a bit
does not have a good sense of personal space
doesn't emote a lot. the other two were able to catch a shocked expression on him ONCE when gunner gave him a jack-in-the-box or some shit like that lmao
once he tripped and fell and landed flat on his face and didn't get up for like a solid 10 seconds
snores REALLY loud in his sleep
he's got thick hair
scared of bugs
sword:
while he's pretty okay with socializing, if he gets nervous about meeting someone (say for example: someone he admires), he'll speak so so stiffly and awkwardly. the other two will then catch him groaning about it shinji-in-a-chair style later
he once swung his sword and hit himself in the back of the head with it so hard he fell over. gunner hasn't let him live it down since
was the second to clock gunner as trans before she herself even knew (the first was 4gunner). and he did this while he was still stubbornly unwilling to accept he was a defected small fry mii (but more on that lore later)
once snuck back into the small fry corps to try and scrounge for data on sordsman, and upon learning his name was sordsman, was so distracted by the typo in his name that he nearly got caught because he was just Standing There (this is tentative to my canon but i think it'd be really funny)
can do a looney tunes scream. has done a looney tunes scream before. ask gunner
talks in his sleep, partially due to sordsman using his dreams to visit him properly. this goes from funny to sad post-WoL, though
hair wax and hair spray are not luxuries. but necessities
scared of bugs
gunner:
she and sword like to poke fun at each other. they'll also just flirt with each other in the most best-friendish of ways (though personally i'll say for my preferences it never goes past jokey flirts. all platonic)
has customized random shit into the fingers of her prosthetic arm (usb stick drive, lighter, kazoo for some reason,
top surgery scars in the shape of the smash logo. also where are the mtf top surgery scar refs WHERE ARE THEY
tried high heels and broke her ankle so she's never doing that shit again
while not necessarily bad at cooking (simple dishes anyway), she has a tendency to try food pairings so adventurous they'd make the shittiest alchemist currently alive weep. and if they turn out bad brawler's typically the one to finish them
welded her prosthetic fingers together on accident once
moves around a lot in her sleep
scared of bugs
sordsman:
having lived all 2-3 minutes of his entire life in a cold metal facility, he gravitates a lot towards nature and loves flowers
did not actually know his own name at first until sword told it to him
may probably show up faintly on an infrared camera
while sword can see him while he's awake, he can't really hear anything he says. hence the in-dream meetups
What are some funny or very random head canons you have about the Mii fighters?
OHOHO LET'S SEE (under cut bc this post is long)
brawler:
his smoothies are nutritious but have done Horrendous Damage to his palate. while he Does enjoy good food he's been known to be able to hork down even the most r/shittyfoodporn of dishes with little to no issue, much to sword and gunner's horror and disgust
speaking of eating, he tends to basically scarf stuff down quickly (i gave him the "eats voraciously" quirk in tomolife, for reference). sword is constantly nagging him to slow down out of concern. gunner finds it hilarious though
does not have good strength control, and paired with him FREQUENTLY underestimating his strength in more casual settings, causes him to do stuff like snap kitchen utensils and rip clothing quite a bit
does not have a good sense of personal space
doesn't emote a lot. the other two were able to catch a shocked expression on him ONCE when gunner gave him a jack-in-the-box or some shit like that lmao
once he tripped and fell and landed flat on his face and didn't get up for like a solid 10 seconds
snores REALLY loud in his sleep
he's got thick hair
scared of bugs
sword:
while he's pretty okay with socializing, if he gets nervous about meeting someone (say for example: someone he admires), he'll speak so so stiffly and awkwardly. the other two will then catch him groaning about it shinji-in-a-chair style later
he once swung his sword and hit himself in the back of the head with it so hard he fell over. gunner hasn't let him live it down since
was the second to clock gunner as trans before she herself even knew (the first was 4gunner). and he did this while he was still stubbornly unwilling to accept he was a defected small fry mii (but more on that lore later)
once snuck back into the small fry corps to try and scrounge for data on sordsman, and upon learning his name was sordsman, was so distracted by the typo in his name that he nearly got caught because he was just Standing There (this is tentative to my canon but i think it'd be really funny)
can do a looney tunes scream. has done a looney tunes scream before. ask gunner
talks in his sleep, partially due to sordsman using his dreams to visit him properly. this goes from funny to sad post-WoL, though
hair wax and hair spray are not luxuries. but necessities
scared of bugs
gunner:
she and sword like to poke fun at each other. they'll also just flirt with each other in the most best-friendish of ways (though personally i'll say for my preferences it never goes past jokey flirts. all platonic)
has customized random shit into the fingers of her prosthetic arm (usb stick drive, lighter, kazoo for some reason,
top surgery scars in the shape of the smash logo. also where are the mtf top surgery scar refs WHERE ARE THEY
tried high heels and broke her ankle so she's never doing that shit again
while not necessarily bad at cooking (simple dishes anyway), she has a tendency to try food pairings so adventurous they'd make the shittiest alchemist currently alive weep. and if they turn out bad brawler's typically the one to finish them
welded her prosthetic fingers together on accident once
moves around a lot in her sleep
scared of bugs
sordsman:
having lived all 2-3 minutes of his entire life in a cold metal facility, he gravitates a lot towards nature and loves flowers
did not actually know his own name at first until sword told it to him
may probably show up faintly on an infrared camera
while sword can see him while he's awake, he can't really hear anything he says. hence the in-dream meetups
pros of galeem's wings: theyre unnatural, and highlight galeem's otherworldly angelic nature very nicely by being both familiar and unfamiliar at the same time
con's of galeem's wings: i don't have an excuse to draw cool bird wings :(