Therein lies a secret to be told

A step outside of the stuffy reality we have to face. Reality doesn't necessarily mean the real world - it's what is true to you. So here is mine. Fandom, TV shows, everything cardiac-arrest-worthy. Currently Malec/Stony/Sterek trash

[hinoha]

“What in the world does he want to talk about…?”

[katsudeku]

their height difference though… bINCH I’M MOIST

[babyblueizuku]

[criticallyspicy]

useless add-on: deku’s shoe’s soles (?) are pretty thick actually. i have a pair just like them that give me at least like, 2 inches. it’s pretty small, but i tried to outline both of the height boost their shoes give them, and even tho deku has taller shoes, the very top of his head is basically katsuki’s eye line. this probably isn’t accurate bc i did this in 3 minutes and wrote stupid notes on them but i thought i’d share 

[strawbunnymoon-deactivated20240]

THE VERY TOP OF IZUKU’S HEAD IS BASICALLY AT KATSUKI’S EYE LINE.

tHAT IS SO ADORABLE

[sherlock-is-my-life]

I believe Kacchan might be slouching.

[angelic-tokkii-deactivated20220]

SO HE MIGHT BE EVEN TALLER THAN DEKU

[katsudeku]

Deku vs. Kacchan 2 is almost here!!

[babyanimalgifs]

the only video that matters right now

[thoodleoo]

don’t get me wrong greek mythology is weird as fuck but it doesn’t have anything on egyptian mythology at its best. for example, ra-atum was the first god, who happened to create himself, and he birthed two children on his own by masturbating (or, alternatively, fucking his shadow), and then those kids had a daughter together, and that daughter’s name was nut

[vespertinelle]

Dude, it gets more fucked up. Nut had a brother called Geb and the twins were basically at it like rabbits. Constantly. A problem any day of the week, but when your kids are the sky and the earth and they’re… ahem, inseparable… this causes eternal night.

Therefore, in the most epic cockblocking, their father Shu, holds them apart each day, then at night earth and sky meet once more and they resume their crazy twincest.

There are of course much more sanitised versions of this story (as there is with the masturbation/creation) but this one stuck with me for its sheer fucked up-ness

[thoodleoo]

bringing this back for everyone who read that ask i answered about set and horus’s salad dressing adventure and is currently asking me if egyptian mythology was really that fucking strange

[hoechloin]

derek watching stiles walk away

[mindmychaos-deactivated20150719]

#Derek likes to watch Stiles walk away because he’s the only one that ever comes back (X)

[avengernightmare-deactivated201]

[bodyglitter]

how do people get yelled at without crying i dont understand

[lesbianshepard]

back in freshman year of high school we had this teacher who was really fucking annoying and HATED cell phones with a fucking passion. at the beginning of the school year he had us sign this goddamned “contract” that we wouldn’t have it in class or he would confiscate it.

so this annoying douchebag kid was on his phone and the teacher went “you have to give it to me now you signed the contract” and the kid didn’t even look up and said “contracts signed by a minor are not legally binding” and continued to text. and i hated that kid but…..dare i say iconic

anyway he got detention for it but i just found out he got into law school this year

[pale-silver-comb]

If this isn’t Stiles Stilinski.

[gracekelli-archive]

i mean if you think about it, khal drogo was once jon snow’s uncle.

[thelegendofclarke]

[gracekelli-archive]

also oberyn and doran martell were his step-uncles.

[thelegendofclarke]

#if jon marries dany he will actually be his own uncle

[kingjjon-deactivated20220302]

poor jon

so many uncles, zero mothers

[questionlife]

I opened the door and only Arthur came inside. It’s raining. I couldn’t find the other cat. She’s usually the first to come through the door, so I got slightly worried.

Until

[oddity-txt]

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

[oddity-txt]

I named him chicken nugget

[oddity-txt]

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

[oddity-txt]

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

[oddity-txt]

update hes entirely yellow now

[oddity-txt]

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

[oddity-txt]

its happening

[oddity-txt]

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

[oddity-txt]

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

[oddity-txt]

whats he doing

[oddity-txt]

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

[oddity-txt]

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

[oddity-txt]

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

[oddity-txt]

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

[oddity-txt]

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

[rebecca-lotto]

let me know how he’s doing soon

[oddity-txt]

HES BUSTIN OUT

[oddity-txt]

im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

[oddity-txt]

hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

[oddity-txt]

CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

[ru-debega]

GOOD JOB CHICKEN NUGGET

[skyyexplainsitall22]

Types Of Friends When A Boy Fucks You Over

The Rihanna-  Fuck’s up your ex’s car in broad daylight and waits for him to come out so he knows it was her

The Nicki Minaj- Dresses you up in her clothes with your titties and ass all out. Records videos of you in the club dancing up on some dude, posts them to instagram and tags your ex in all of them

The Beyoncé- Tells you to forget him and not worry about him. Then, coincidentally a week later his car gets repossessed, he loses his job, leg gets broken in three different places and he’s living back with his mama and can’t qualify for unemployment

The Naomi Campbell- Hooks you up with her man’s wealthy friend. Is always sure to let your ex know what your new man has bought you

The Viola Davis- Has a sit down with your ex and gives him a lecture of how disgusting of a person he is and she doesn’t let him get a word in. Tells him he owes you an apology and after that to never speak to you again or she will have more than words ready for him next time. Ends conversation with “are we clear?”

The Cardi B- Literally will kill him

The Lil Kim- Gets her brother and his friends to jump him

The Tiffany ‘New York’ Pollard- Shows up to his job,cusses him out and gets him fired. Will wait for him out in the parking lot to cuss him out some more

[kennedyprice]

Did not want this post to end

[flightless-wings]

if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure

[imperfectkreis]

Oh god, I used this tactic so often. Because in most cases I was trying to pull dudes for my friends, rather than myself. You figure out who their leader is, go for #3 or #4 in the group, who is generally much cuter and a bit more shy. This is why he ranks high, but not too high. You go hard on this dude. You hold his hand and smile at him. You don’t even have to go further. Dude #3 is just bewildered you brushed off #1. This makes the dude at the top antsy. It causes dissent in the ranks. Your friends can now swoop in, picking from the remaining dudes as they start to scatter in the wind. They have lost all sense of self. You have secured free drinks for the rest of the night. And whatever else your genitals desire.

[melaniesole-blog]

She broke that shit down so beautifully

[black--lamb-blog]

women are masterminds and i love it

[beautyandthepriest-deactivated2]

concept: instead of hedwig, Harry goes into the pet store and this little snake in the back of the store talks to him, obviously gets his attention more than the other animals, and harry feels sorry for it so he takes it home. Then the snake helps Harry throughout his years at hogwarts as harry carries it wrapped around his hand all like “pssssst, haaarryyy, the dark lord isss coming sss” or just petty shit like “haaaarrryy, now is the time, assskkk out cho chaaannngg”

[hogwartsaheadcanon]

The snake getting really agitated in second year and Harry like ‘Aw, what’s wrong little friend?’

And snake’s like ‘Nah don’t worry it’s cool, it’s just that big fuck-off snake in the pipes that keeps making you think you’re hearing things—it’s like, ten thousand foot long, and I’m a corn snake, so you know. Bit intimidating.’

[taserbeanie-archive]

That otp that calls each other by any other name but their first names

And then one of them gets hurt.

[zelong]

(gifs by hoechloin and sterekgifs)

[matsmess]

please someone stops this man