I have renamed my blog

This is me saying hello. If you didn't guess. I hope you did guess. Since I just said it.... This 'Write about yourself bit' isn't going as funny as I had planned.

[snootyfoxfashion]

Vintage Gunne Sax Renaissance Dress from AriettaVintageShop

[arthistoryfeed]

Reliefs - Column of Marcus Aurelius, Rome, Italy. Read More: https://colosseumrometickets.com/column-marcus-aurelius/

[snowbellschristmas]

[mapsontheweb]

16th Century Ottoman Map of Nile Valley from Piri Reis.

[memecage]

Perfect Scenario at work

[somanyofthekids]

honestly the idea that this Dumbledore

was thirsting after this Grindelwald

is just too big a stretch for my suspension of disbelief. Magic, unicorns, childhood trauma manifesting as a physical representation of destruction- that’s all cool.

But don’t try to make me believe that Jude Dumbledore Law wanted to grind on Coleslaw Head up there.

[longjump5o6]

THIS

[maxxie1129]

TEA

[cloudfreed]

I mean, would you rather have that this mayonnaise vampire or would you rather have 

him?

i mean, the dewy eyes, the salt and pepper, the slight five o clock shadow, the square jaw, the perfectly manicured eyebrows… and he doesn’t look like he’s going to die at any moment

if i looked like my mustache attended KKK rallies, i’d probably transfigure myself to look like Colin Farrell too

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

It’s true and you should say it

[juuriawashere-deactivated201808]

why is every song from phineas and ferb a banger.. how is that possible

[hotvampireadjacent]

is this site populated by 10 year olds

[marco-apollo-deactivated2019041]

Have you ever heard a Phineas and Ferb song

[ghc-deactivated20190415]

hey

[ghc-deactivated20190415]

[loseaturn-deactivated20181116]

Meme Island

[tangarang]

other

[charlesoberonn]

Somebody do an updated rendition

[tokai-teio]

[theveganfascist-deactivated2018]

[zombierightsadvocate]

Pictures like this always make me laugh because the people who make them/like them/share them (which let’s face it is mostly men) like to pretend that they haven’t been doing this exact shit with all the “waves” of feminism. Ever since women started fighting for the right to vote, they painted those women as angry, selfish, violent people for having the audacity to demand to be treated like a human being. People who try to make pictures like this one just pretend that there wasn’t propaganda against women fighting for basic human rights, propaganda that is JUST LIKE THE ONE ABOVE. because it’s so much easier to paint an ugly picture of someone or something you hate instead of actually listening or try to understand. It’s so much easier to pretend you’re a better/smarter person because you don’t want things to change when your the one benefiting from it.

[meh--fan]

Reblogging for the comment

[chilledmilk]

antifeminists have been repeating ad nauseam the same bullshit misogynist rhetoric for over a hundred years. call them out on it.

[papertownsy]

The first Iron Man was released May 2nd 2008. The MCU is 10 years old today. 

Avengers: Infinity War has been a decade in the making

[nerdjpg]

It’s 2007. You’re working on a PowerPoint for school. It’s about ancient Egypt. You select the Papyrus font.

“Yes, Perfect”

[lemon-yellow-duck]

the harry potter books rated by Harry's Sass™

the sorcerer's stone: dudley asking harry if he wants to practice sticking his head down the toilet and harry replying "no thanks, the poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it - it might be sick" like ooo!!! sick burn!!! good for an 11 year old but overall still in the developmental stage. 6/10

the chamber of secrets: dudley (once again lmao get rekt) telling harry "i know what day it is" and harry replying "well done, so you've finally learned the days of the week." lockhart trying to be all Amazing Teacher™ and shit and telling harry "just do what i did, harry!" and harry saying "what, drop my wand?" overall good but not with as much of an Oomph™ factor as the sorcerer's stone. 5/10

the prisoner of azkaban: ah yes!!! Harry's Sass™ in its adolescent years!!!! no longer a toddler, now solidly about 11 years old. draco making fun of harry for fainting at the quidditch game bc of the dementors and saying "shame [the broom] doesn't come with a parachute - in case you get too near a dementor." and harry replying "pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours, malfoy. then it could catch the snitch for you." 8/10 purely because he fucking MURDERED whiny bitch ass baby malfoy ha ha take that

the goblet of fire: a good amount of sass!! a healthy amount of sass! perhaps a bit held back though (come on harry get it together). rita skeeter annoying harry and asking for a word and jk rowling LITERALLY writing "'yeah, you can have a word,' said harry savagely. 'good-bye'" like FUCK he is canon savage in this book!!!! DAMN!!!!! and then he reks malfoy AGAIN "you know that expression [your mother's got], like she's got dung under her nose? has she always looked like that, or was it just because you were with her?" MOTHERFUCK GO OFF 9/10

the order of the phoenix: HOLY GRAIL OF HARRY'S SASS™. THE MOTHERLOAD. GOD DAMN. when vernon asks him why he's listening to the news again and harry replies w/ "well, it changes every day, you see." when hermione's warning him about picking fights w/ malfoy bc malfoy will make life hard for him and harry's like "wow, i wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life" like fuck harry!!! tell us how u really feel!!!! literally ANY TIME he talks to an adult he doesn't like. sassing dudley left & right, putting him in his place w/ "this is night, diddykins. that's what we call it when it goes all dark like this" like fuck harry brought out the big guns w/ "diddykins". overall wonderful, truly. a good healthy teenage dose of sass. 100/10

the half blood prince: SHIT DO I EVEN NEED TO SAY ANYTHING EXCEPT "THERE'S NO NEED TO CALL ME SIR, PROFESSOR" LIKE FUCK. BEST PART OF THE WHOLE BOOK. OF THE WHOLE SERIES. FUCKING OWNED SNAPE HE'S FUCKIN REKT LYING ON THE FLOOR CRYING DRINKING SOME CHEAP ASS DISGUSTING ASS FIREWHISKEY. BREAKS THE GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING SCALE SO FAR OFF THE SCALE IT'S ON MARS. INFINITY/10. FUCK.

the deathly hallows: "it's time you learned some respect!" "it's time you earned it" sassing the minister of magic hooooooo boy. not much else bc harry's too busy like saving the world and shit. so extra points for multitasking and being an overall well rounded sass-er. 8/10

[studyable]

Did you know? Type O Blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood, due to the lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells. It was misread and is now called Type “O” blood. I guess you could call it a typo.

[niwiiniim]

I showed this to my bio professor and she cried

[weloveshortvideos]

He actually told the time

[velocicrafter]

HOW did the parent not die laughing immediately!?

[thebest-memes]

And now there is a raccoon in my house…

[goldengrailofsadness-deactivate]

I am truly laughing so hard at this right now

[personallyyoursrobyn]

WHAT.

[powerfulwizard]

At this point, every round mammal is a hamster to me.

[cantanopeshitthatwastaken]

coconut

[powerfulwizard]

I think we both have different definitions of what mammal is but I can’t say I disagree with you.

[ithelpstodream]