Lemonling

[hastur-is-yellow]

Are U yellow cos U were accidentally dropped in the toilet as child

No, I'm not yellow. Only my robes are.

[lostlikeslemons]

So were ur robes dropped in piss as a child?

[cupids-poison-blog]

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

[remremrat]

Post again Mr sir >:(

Idk what to post :(

[lostlikeslemons]

Uhhh

[lostlikeslemons]

The whole alphabet one letter per post

[remremrat]

ONE LETTER PER POST-

[lostlikeslemons]

OMGGG U CAN READ???? TEACH ME UR WAYS. Yes dimwit that's what I said dagw

[remremrat]

Post again Mr sir >:(

Idk what to post :(

[lostlikeslemons]

Uhhh

[lostlikeslemons]

The whole alphabet one letter per post

[remremrat]

Post again Mr sir >:(

Idk what to post :(

[lostlikeslemons]

Uhhh

[hastur-is-yellow]

Y E L L O W

[lostlikeslemons]

P I S S A N D A L S O T E E T H

[lostlikeslemons]

Guys whatever you do at the crossroads DONT EAT JELLY SOAP IK IT LOOKS YUMMY AND SMELLS YUMMY AND FEELS YUMMY BUT IT IS *NOT* YUMMY OH MY GOD IT FEELS LIKE MT INSIDES ARE DYING

[lostlikeslemons]

dude I HATE HATE HATE nerve injuries like bitch why do you hurt all. The. FUCKING. Time

[lostlikeslemons]

[lostlikeslemons]

A blind man walks into a bar.

He ends up in the hospital because the bar broke his nose

[lostlikeslemons]

Guys what if Optimus is called Optimus cuz like he was an optimisti

[lostlikeslemons]

The g in Regect stands for gay

[lostlikeslemons]

HIII MEENAAAAA ITS ME DRII

HAIII

[i-am-a-fish]

productive morning so far. I made eight new species of horses and one hundred Brand New mosquitoes and I set them all free

[lostlikeslemons]

Yummers

[lostlikeslemons]

Rafhj

[decemberwinter]

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[valid-offical]

REBLOG THIS POST!

THIS POST IS VALID!

[evil-bread-offical]

"I love tesler"

- Donald trump

[towel-offical]

Fuckuh nouh

[potus-offical]

I love tesler

[lostlikeslemons]

Wtf

[lostlikeslemons]

So me being me, texted my friend "What's cooking my good looking"

And her response almost immediately is "we beoke up" às ín her and hwr bf and I'm like OOP