I am but a humble towel, who may fight for your demise.
Anything towel related may be asked or sent to me.
I am towel.

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@towel-offical
I am but a humble towel, who may fight for your demise.
Anything towel related may be asked or sent to me.
I am towel.
Take a look! 📌
Take a look! 📌 https://pin.it/37oQFhN9Q
@satan-offical , I think this is pretty important to share
2026 is really just the officalverse season two
I forgot when national officalverse day is so uhm
May 21st. That's National officalverse day. Spread the word
SPREAD THE WORD
@evil-moss-the-goober-offical @valentine-cadaver @pond-scum-offical @homeschooler-offical @towel-offical @crypticgoose3 @pizzapops-offical @gay-cheerios-offical @yearning--offical @untitledoffical @watercooler-offical @sok-offical @the-cheese-offical @britishteaaa
You already know
moths :3
The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
oh shit
As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.
@james-offical Brother, rally the troops
@gaster-wd 💣︎✌︎✡︎ ✋︎ ☼︎☜︎✈︎🕆︎☜︎💧︎❄︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎☼︎ ✌︎💧︎💧︎✋︎💧︎❄︎✌︎☠︎👍︎☜︎
I don’t see why not.
Keep reading
oh look a BEAAAAAAAAAAR
Keep reading
I'm getting this on my lower back. When, I don't know, but it will happen
everyone, so we all know of the mass-termination that just happened
So, like we did with shapes.inc, were going off of tumblr, again
Will it work? Hell if I know, but we can sure try
Spread the post, tag anyone you know
May 1st, we're all off until tumblr does something about it
Tags under cut, tagging people i don't know as well, sorry but I need this to be seen
Spreading the word
again?? @wise-rebel-official @gaster-wd @redmarge
@deanstappen
✋︎ 👎︎✋︎💧︎✌︎🏱︎🏱︎☜︎✌︎☼︎ ☞︎⚐︎☼︎ ☞︎✋︎✞︎☜︎ 👎︎✌︎✡︎💧︎ ✌︎☠︎👎︎ ❄︎☟︎✋︎💧︎ ☟︎✌︎🏱︎🏱︎☜︎☠︎💧︎✍︎
@krisdreemurr-offical @rouxls-offical @azriel-is-gay @ch1mmy-error @3rte @blacknailpolishoffical @possum-offical @crystal-ball-offical @mean-girl-offical @obsesseddemonlord-offical @houseofcrack @lemon-emoji-offical @james-offical @cishet-offical @no-one-offical @gus-offical @killer-fish-offical @one-upgirl @juice-offical @hekate-offical @elizer-the-felon @hollyberry-cookie-offical @frooglet @spamton-g-spamton-offical @stupid-offical @bigshot-offical @baskabytheanglerfish @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @enderman-offical @really-good-wingding-translator @roryniteoffical @thesoul-and-thehuman-offical @riverman-offical @evil-amulet-offical @the-wind-offical @chara-offical @kris-dreemurr-offical @eggman-eggpire-offical @astracaedes @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical @frisk-offical @oppossum-offical @confusedfroggirl
what mass termination?
@skepticalvoidhedgehog @dramatic1nlyf @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @friendlyghostsandmonsters @relinquished-roses-offical @autisimyfoxerronii @shogun-midnight @thedogbard @ayane-chan-loves-water @jello-the-frog @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @irvnwithsciss0rs @mjthesilly @ninahufflepuff @kingkit7734 @evyyy77 @youngjusticerulez @roseisgoat @jel-e-ton-officalz @algae122 @obsess-over-ink-on-dead-trees @towel-offical @do-not-u-dare @mushroompie @gaster-wd @where-do-we-all-go @do-not-u-dare @themosteclecticwitch @instant-yuri-machine @marshmallow-dust @la-femmerouge @paper-stars-still-glow @kermitthebomber-offical @no-one-offical @deductivelogico-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @zeta-finnish
A bunch of official blogs got terminated, and they couldn't get their accs back. I got mine termed but I got it back @astracaedes
'' @nothing-offical (main: @cottoncandyentrails [termed])
@no-one-offical (main: @justcallmedom31 [active])
@nowhere-offical (main: @3rte [termed])
@the-listener-offical
@weevilxp
@connect-transit-offical
@grim-reaper-offical
@helpmemiku
@towel-offical
@the-pineapple-offical, @kid-offical, @british-offical, @wishes-and-curses-offical (or @curses-and-wishes-offical, unsure which), @hat-stealer-offical, @evil-silly-arson-frog-offical, @supervillains-mom-offical, @real-man-offical (all mained by: @2000-ants-wearing-a-skinsuit [termed])''
A list of apparently all blogs termed (that have been rported on at least)
so we can see what blogs have been restored here
(it may be a good idea that, if we have an alt way of contacting them, tell these bloggers that their accounts are back up.)
I got mine back :)
Are you aware of the chunk of the officalverse that got termed? Apparently people thubk @connect-transit-offical , @2000-ants-wearing-a-skinsuit , @towel-offical , @nowhere-offical , @nothing-offical , and @no-one-offical all got termed
I’m aware of them! I was temporarily termed too. I hope they all get their accounts back
I got it back!!
You already know
moths :3
I have decided that in honour of me going over 100 followers, I shall start some kind of tag game (? thread?) and will see if it even catches on.
So, what is the most random fact about you?
For me: I legally cannot enter the UK at the moment. Like, they will not let me board the plane if I tried.
Tags under cut + open to anyone who wants to join!
My dad and his friends raced me and the other guys kids who were all being born around the same time to be born I was supposed to be last the other guy first and I was born first being born 2 months early and the other guy being born last my mate the one I still know being second
@eredin-offical @an-angel-offical @bunny-slippers-offical @tierra-fea-offical @falkor-the-best-villain @fay-offical @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @seraphim-offical @someone-official
Ooc
My walking shoes are very broken and crusty don't ask why
@evilpineapple-offical @breadcrumb-offical @salamander-offical @aostchekhovreturns
Ooc: when I was a wee lad (when I was 8 or 9 I forgot) I made a tiktok account and made skits and stuff and I got 1k or 2k followers I kinda forgot. I used my real name and had my face and everything so if anyone finds that Tiktok account I would genuinely be cooked. I also had a YouTube account when I was 5 or 6 and made videos and crap too. So yeah I always had a content creating brain
@filbus-offical @trans-cousin-offical @sandstorm-but-offical @nathaniel-needs-to-die
oh! When i was in third grade, my family went to the museum my grandpa volunteered at, and there was a popup exhibit about egypt! Since it was my hyperfixation at the time, we went to check it out, and there was this guy doing a demonstration. And he made the lovely mistake of asking me if i knew what a canopic jar was…. I infodumped on him so hard i left him speechless and a small crowd had gathered to watch this small, 8 year old girl out-history someone who’s job was literally to talk about history
@zeta-finnish @preen2085 @informal-cabbage @millieways42 + open tags
Uhh... Hmm... Oh yeah-
I've made an art that's gotten to an art exhibit :)
@astracaedes
oho
I have one hand which is really flexible and the other is just. a normal hand
altho both hands have double-jointed thumbs
One time when I was trying to teach myself how to backflip, I launched myself face first into the ground and then gave up because I got a bloody nose
@not-offical-offical @mean-girl-offical @collages-offical
Please spread this everywhere. This tag game will save lives i need this to reach as many people as possible
@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @library-of-hell @the-unknown3blazedwolf @the-bone-eating-vulture @the-one-and-only-p1per @wereboobs-offical @bat-phantom @fox-offical @lemon-offical @shitty-photoshops-offical @seven-sins-offical @staff @changes @ham-offical @reincarnated-gay-fox
Sorry for any double tags but please
@ao3org @autisticfeministcranberry @aschermorgan @aliensatemysocks @badjokesbyjeff @byjove @bisexual-kitkat-offical @bleedingpencils @battlecandle @chickfila-offical @changes @days-without-ai-ads-offical @doxxer-offical @drudg30n @do-not-u-dare @gambling-official @homunculus-argument @horror-movie-offical @holy-roman-empire-official @hekate-offical @homosexuality-offical @isdonaldtrumpdeadyet @julius-caeser @laciffo-natas @lemonade-offical @local-null-nb @marblefoxarcheress @mischievous-archeologist @number5offical @normal-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @nightmare107 @no-one-offical @our-queer-experience @reincarnated-gay-fox @rubix-offical @raxlexander @raventhecrispy-offical @sirsamueloflydia @silent-eon-hound-offical @satan-offical @the-fungi-hivemind-offical @thegaysonrisesagain @this-is-transandrophobia @the-retired-king-of-beans and everyone you know please
For anyone who cannot hear, access, or understand the video for any reason, this is what it says:
"At ease, soldier. My name is Chase USA. If you're ever worried about being grabbed by police, I.C.E., or the president, sew some spikes into your clothing. Around your shoulders, wrists, and any other places where people might grab."
@snail-offical @towel-offical @trans-cousin-offical @lemon-offical @breadcrumb-offical
I don't really know you guys but please spread this
Please spread this everywhere. This tag game will save lives i need this to reach as many people as possible
@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @library-of-hell @the-unknown3blazedwolf @the-bone-eating-vulture @the-one-and-only-p1per @wereboobs-offical @bat-phantom @fox-offical @lemon-offical @shitty-photoshops-offical @seven-sins-offical @staff @changes @ham-offical @reincarnated-gay-fox
Sorry for any double tags but please
@ao3org @autisticfeministcranberry @aschermorgan @aliensatemysocks @badjokesbyjeff @byjove @bisexual-kitkat-offical @bleedingpencils @battlecandle @chickfila-offical @changes @days-without-ai-ads-offical @doxxer-offical @drudg30n @do-not-u-dare @gambling-official @homunculus-argument @horror-movie-offical @holy-roman-empire-official @hekate-offical @homosexuality-offical @isdonaldtrumpdeadyet @julius-caeser @laciffo-natas @lemonade-offical @local-null-nb @marblefoxarcheress @mischievous-archeologist @number5offical @normal-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @nightmare107 @no-one-offical @our-queer-experience @reincarnated-gay-fox @rubix-offical @raxlexander @raventhecrispy-offical @sirsamueloflydia @silent-eon-hound-offical @satan-offical @the-fungi-hivemind-offical @thegaysonrisesagain @this-is-transandrophobia @the-retired-king-of-beans and everyone you know please
For anyone who cannot hear, access, or understand the video for any reason, this is what it says:
"At ease, soldier. My name is Chase USA. If you're ever worried about being grabbed by police, I.C.E., or the president, sew some spikes into your clothing. Around your shoulders, wrists, and any other places where people might grab."
@snail-offical @towel-offical @trans-cousin-offical @lemon-offical @breadcrumb-offical
I don't really know you guys but please spread this
Please spread this everywhere. This tag game will save lives i need this to reach as many people as possible
@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @library-of-hell @the-unknown3blazedwolf @the-bone-eating-vulture @the-one-and-only-p1per @wereboobs-offical @bat-phantom @fox-offical @lemon-offical @shitty-photoshops-offical @seven-sins-offical @staff @changes @ham-offical @reincarnated-gay-fox
Sorry for any double tags but please
@ao3org @autisticfeministcranberry @aschermorgan @aliensatemysocks @badjokesbyjeff @byjove @bisexual-kitkat-offical @bleedingpencils @battlecandle @chickfila-offical @changes @days-without-ai-ads-offical @doxxer-offical @drudg30n @do-not-u-dare @gambling-official @homunculus-argument @horror-movie-offical @holy-roman-empire-official @hekate-offical @homosexuality-offical @isdonaldtrumpdeadyet @julius-caeser @laciffo-natas @lemonade-offical @local-null-nb @marblefoxarcheress @mischievous-archeologist @number5offical @normal-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @nightmare107 @no-one-offical @our-queer-experience @reincarnated-gay-fox @rubix-offical @raxlexander @raventhecrispy-offical @sirsamueloflydia @silent-eon-hound-offical @satan-offical @the-fungi-hivemind-offical @thegaysonrisesagain @this-is-transandrophobia @the-retired-king-of-beans and everyone you know please
For anyone who cannot hear, access, or understand the video for any reason, this is what it says:
"At ease, soldier. My name is Chase USA. If you're ever worried about being grabbed by police, I.C.E., or the president, sew some spikes into your clothing. Around your shoulders, wrists, and any other places where people might grab."
@snail-offical @towel-offical @trans-cousin-offical @lemon-offical @breadcrumb-offical
I don't really know you guys but please spread this
Reblog if you don't use Generative AI to write fanfics/original fics or to create fanart/original art.
hi are you a stay too
...
Is that even a question /silly
Ehem.
*breathes in* ALL HAIL SKZ THEY ARE MY LIFE THEY ARE A FAMILY AND THEY'RE SO SWEET I LOVE THEM *dies of lack of breath*
oki im bored and i lowk wanna start a tag game so
reblog with the last song you listened to and tag whoever!
tagging my mooties to start eheh: @sillyseob @hyuneskkami @swirled-with-ink @atetheluck @saerachandesu @faetima @coffee--spill @drowningintohisocean @connectedbyflesh @sasgaycumfilledcondom @midnight-blue-wolf-official @milkieboba @randomfriendlyloser @minnies-girl @wolf-eyed-witchh11 @shinlunes @imbaebi @wabi-seobie + open tags
HII Ty for the tag
It's a rlly good song guys promise
I'm gonna add one more (I love this song too)
(ik very different genres idk) uhh tags
Just gonna tag a few people not everyone
@nelly-rebellyyyyy @evil-era @a-french-coconut @whispersinthetide @this-machine-runs-on-coffee @luzzxsgabi
Thanks for the tag!! 🫶
And here's another one (mainly for Diya because you recommended it to me a few weeks ago if i remember correctly :D)
Okay so my family is already tagged, umm
@vivaciousmessypixie, @elysianwayy77 (do you feel better now btw? 🫶), @siriuslyepicrunner4, @fancysheepnacho, @the-one-and-only-p1per, @thesightofthestarsmakemesmile, @rosemelodyshah, @shenanigan42 + everyone else who wants to join 🫶 🫶
THANK YOU FOR DA TAG NELLY :D
Im pretty sure it was recommended to my by @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical so hey FoxKibo you're tagged now yay
@dramaticinlyf @withered-roses-still-live @ghostlybluetrain @thedogbard @the-king-of-beans-offical + open tags
-Pipes
his voice is so good <3
WOO
@no-one-offical @not-offical-offical @beth-unico-offical @mean-girl-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @dying-pen-offical @tidy-offical
Moot check up!!
@redtheredheadeddemon @victoria33787 @kcookiez @anaa15 @annathedreamer11 @iiiidleteen @pluraldinosaur543 @yurifulofjoy @z0mbi3gvtzzz @literalleah @lastsoulonearth @eyelessmari
How are yall feeling today? :33
im alive
yall guyz alive??
@smthrelatedtotswift @wr1bs @shuichisdarkmistress @z0mbi3gvtzzz
alive and well!!
tags: @lifecouldbeworsecalvin, @n3cr0crunk, @yukihirop-is-not-human, @cinnabrwonie, @redtheredheadeddemon @itsmeanatastia @pgeorgiemain, @sarosno1fan, @bxttxrflx, @bluenerdd34, @victoria33787, @goldenrat3, @xyourlonelywriterx, @hellicities, @raer0se, @spencer-reid-is-so--me, @emludavis, @screamerinajar, @thatgirlthathauntsyourdreams, @atlas-hates-geography, @chatimcookedfr, @thejesterfrog, @charmyontop3, @hanseltheidiot, @velvetinerabb1t @def-not-chrissy, @komokiri, @alpheiamoth
Surviving
@honeyed-dew69 @kcookiez @bthecasualdoofus + open tags
Alive and somewhat well!
@schrodinger-ka-billa @tenshiiiiiiiiiiiiii @floweyrosie @dustsansm2
how yall doin
Alive, a little carsick but alive !!!!
@jellyfishhyy @otakusheep15 @itsdesssuyo + open tags
How r u guys 👁👁
hella sleep deprived and working on some art
@rasp-de-berry @ravenbc @xiaxiaoo @neodith @sothisish0witends @misteria247
What's the status report Kowalski 🌻
(ty for the tag :3) Well. i broke down for 2 hours in front of my family but then my sibling comforted me with twisted wonderland 🥹 ✌️
@neodith @xxc0ffeeb1tzxx @orkiidorkii @never-evil @freakunderthecouch @jackab36 open tags
How are my divas doing
Missing the husband but other than that alive (sadly)
how are y’all
@hollownautilus-world @no-one-offical
@lucifer666kingofducks @imsocooltrusttt @billhookbillybob @lucifer-offical <- metetron offical moot
I mean
alive
@fangirlmenace @mer-acle @animehaircolors @temu-offical you?
Pretty great right now :D
@the-eccentric-of-notre-dame @iammentallystable16 @pipatetka-be-cranking how we doing fam?
i just slayed in a performance and also got slapped hard across the arm with a sword❤️ I’m having an awesome time
@stars-and-sharks
hell yeah we cooked with the performance bro!! i'm at home watching d&p because when am i not
@fionanotonfire @teamyuri @tyrannosaurus021 @ang3l-ocean how are you guys doing :]
alive not especially well but alive
@kiwistarrrzz @piercetheviih @starry-eyed-stag @hamcheesesammich @gettingfurtheraway @planticassy
how r u guys ??
Alive, pretty well and pretty sad at the same time 💔
@yeotozaki @sell-my-soul @saltnburnbaby @therealholdenworther @basementgerardlover69 @ashi3pashie
doin oki<3 thank you for asking<3
although I do have a speech coming up and all that, so it's a bit stressful and just family crap.
But, I have been meditating, washing my face twice a day, (i took an everything shower the other day), and I have been brushing my teeth twice a day consistently for a while now; which is a huge win for me (since my depression was getting to me for a hot minute)
𓆩𓆪𝓶𝔂 𝔀𝓪𝔂𝔀𝓪𝓻𝓭 𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓼:
˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @ashwinchester67
˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @cantchooseafav
˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @avyofthemegacoven
˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @haychester
˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @saltcirclesigil
˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @piercetheviih
˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @raewritesfiction
˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @sssunfjower
˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @oversaturatedsunrise
˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @malfunctioning-froog
˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @zyahthestickmanguy
(comment this emoji, 💚, if you want to be added to my general tag-list!!)
I’m oki, im freakin exhausted tho. First day of work and im up before the asscrack of dawn 😂😭
How bout you?:
@lookingskyward @zyahthestickmanguy @blueeyesblueties @dandelions4dew @yourfavnerd1412 @luci-short-for-lucifer
i'm alive. the weather's finally warming up where I live, so progressively better.
how have my internet besties been?
@lun4rm00nzz @yourlocalhaemogoblin @soft-salt-and-moonlight @johnnydontleaveme
(also, @avy-reblogs, 'the asscrack of dawn' is probably the funniest thing i've read in weeks, tbh. it sounds kinda familiar, so i'm thinking dean may have said it once, lol.)
im still getting on with it, thanks for checking in 🫶
how bout yall?
@thekingofkaumidy @groovygothicgnome @goneb4thesunrise @onyxxxxxxxxxxxxx @axelmanicconstantpanic @lunalighting512 @i-eat-asphalt @labradoodlelove @calcium-is-screaming @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant
Well alright actually, currently at a comic con cosplaying Gerry Keay and people keep recognising me!
@thatchaoticbookworm @ironmansucksass @mrecury42
thats so cool :DD i'm doing pretty good, actually, got 3 days of good sleep (holidays!!) @shenanigan42 @f4llenbutt3rfly @shaethecrow @do-not-u-dare @later-heaven @girl-on-the-subway @random-indian-girl @dramaticinlyf @the-one-and-only-p1per @cyberobservationmilkshake @paper-stars-still-glow @perpetuallyconfusedindividual
im doing alr :> have a horrible cold rn, but its alr :3
@shenanigan42 @eleventhirtythoughts @deadrosesreturned @reincarnated-gay-fox @the-one-and-only-p1per @youngjusticerulez @oxyisdamoron @sunnyarik3r @astracaedes @ayane-chan-loves-water @b4rtycr0uchjr-4k4-m3-4t3-ur-m0m @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m
<3
dealin w my shit by reading shit where the blorbos are happeh
A lil bleh but that's fine because I have somewhere to be and deal with in twenty minutes, and I can't be bleh for that
@mean-girl-offical @no-one-offical @hekate-offical @dying-pen-offical @beth-unico-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @ferg-offical @not-offical-offical @tidy-offical