Magdalena Marie

[lenahasatail]

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged

[thatsfackedahp-deactivated20160]

I love this

[ruinedchildhood]

[lenahasatail]

employer: so what would you say is your biggest weakness?

me: probably just like who I am as a person

[cooltrees]

me: all our teeth fall out as children and then they all grow back stronger

alien: okay, i mean…that definitely sounds fake, but….okay.

[moist-n-creamy]

when you do unironically enjoy rick and morty and manage to not be a raging sociopath about it but the rest of the fandom out here missing the point of how the characters are portrayed and acting a fool over some goddamn mcdonalds sauce

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

when your son gets locked up

[furryvergil]

when your son escapes 

[y0itsjojo]

when your son comes home

[rishkarn]

You know, in a horror movie, everyone always responds with a flight response when they see the monster. But that’s not the only thing that happens when people get scared. I want to see someone choose the fight response. I want to see a character turn around to see the killer right there, scream in terror, and start punching them in the face repeatedly.

[blogging-phelddagrif]

[purified-zone]

[bled]

[meiamandrew]

The new republican healthcare bill

[mxnrique]

me as a grandma

[lntelligent]

“Not All Men” you’re right. Kevin Spacey would never do this

[crazyclowntime]

As it turns out, Kevin Spacey would in fact do this

[horsecrash]

This fuckin aged like milk

[lenahasatail]

me, while picking up worms from the sidewalk so i can put them back into the mud: a soggy boy is a happy boy

[itsagifnotagif]

It hurts how relatable this is

[antikristt]

[bigstupidbaby-deactivated201309]

losing an argument when you are right just because the other person is too stupid to understand what you’re saying is probably one of the most infuriating things the entire universe 

[undrentide]

2016 vs 2017 mood