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For rambles of pointlessness, Doctor Who, Donna Noble, Teen Wolf with huge chunk of food porn and a dash of beauty, well... I suppose you've come to the right place. Hiii <3

[cybergata]

Big Eyes

[tastefullyoffensive]

[pulchrabelle]

Someone finally recognized him

[7nessasaryevils]

[teaboot]

Some rando: You should think about stopping your prescription

Me: My pills make me not want to die tho

They: You shouldn’t want to die, that’s not normal

Me: Yeah that’s why I’m taking my pills

[teaboot]

Again: But you aren’t the *real* you when you’re on your pills

Me: I’m the alive version of me

[teaboot]

An actual doctor, once: “Relying On A Chemical Crutch For A Hormonal Imbalance Denies The Fortitude Of The Human Soul”

Me: Cool so like I’m agnostic

[inner-muse]

They: “But you might be on pills the rest of your life!”

Me: “So?”

[illnessisnteasy]

Good! That means that I have a “rest of” my life to continue living!

Thanks to the pills.

[tomokazu-sexual]

They handled the subject of gender identity so well, but too bad for the reaction of the mother at the end of the episode.

I hope more people watch this anime because it’s a real gem!!

[cinemagal]

Reese Witherspoon as Elle Woods LEGALLY BLONDE (2001)

[perseannabeth]

me @ AO3

[wolfypuppypiles]

You wanna know a secret tho? You can.

You can leave as many as you want and it’ll show up. I’ll see your name four times in the kudos list when you clicked it four times. That little note is just there to remind you that you’ve already done it.

[strigiiformes]

wait whAT

[eg515]

PSA PSA PSA PSA

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[yijitumbles]

Did anyone else think this was a thing that was going to happen? Or was it just me…? Okay…

[skajador]

[catgirlmitaka]

[razputinapuato]

THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST

[visitingfan]

oh how far you’ve come, Satan post

oh how far you’ve come

[jackie-gremlin-ghost]

IT’S BACK

[zhe-lazy-fox]

OH MY GOD IT HAS RETURNED AND IT’S LONGER THAN BEFORE!

[horrorpunk]

[certifiedcopy]

Alien (1979)

this movie has not aged well, like at all

[shodaw]

This scene is actually from Alien 3 (1992)

[poseidont]

a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid

[dizzybunnies]

bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both

[mrgaretcarter]

bold of you to assume it wasnt jake who planned to get her pregnant exactly 9 months before so she’d be thrown off by contractions

[mrgaretcarter]

bold of all of us to assume Holt didn’t pick an exact date to compliment them both so they’d have validation horniness so that jake AND amy were in disadvantage during the heist

[srsfunny]

Wolves React To Gamekeeper Who Had Been Away On Maternity Leave

[iconuk01]

“WHERE’S YOUR PUPPY! WE WANNA SEE YOUR PUPPY! DID YOU JUST HAVE THE ONE? DO YOU HAVE THEM WITH YOU? ARE THERE PHOTOS?”

[tealdeertamer]

I’m not a hundred percent positive but I’m pretty sure this is the wild life center where I visited wolves.

And the safety briefing included the question “So if you’re pregnant, do you want to know or not?”

Turns out there had been a bit of an awkward situation once where the keepers had casually mentioned a woman’s pregnancy in a group, and she herself didn’t even know yet. Turns out the wolves are excellent at telling if you’re pregnant and the keepers can tell based on their body language.  They get all odd and careful around pregnancy. (Even wolves knows that you have to take care of pregnant people.)

So they definitely knew she was pregnant.

And if I remember my BBC documentaries right, a wolf will leave the pack to give birth and introduce the cubs to the pack once she feels ready for it. And maternity leave is flexible but often around 6 months so they’re going “YOU WERE GONE FOREVER! WE WERE SO WORRIED! WHERE ARE THE CUBS?? WE HAVE TO GREET THE CUBS!!“ 

Also the two on her back are fighting over who gets to greet her first. Giving and receiving attention is a commodity that goes by hierarchy and if you don’t accept that there will be scuffles.. The wolf lying down next to her isn’t chill about her coming back, it’s just submissive to the other wolves and waiting for it’s turn to show excitement.

[thorinobsessed]

A very instructive post

[lifeatpaddyspub]

this is a mood if i’ve ever seen one

[darthfelinus]

Frank Reynolds saying “Chollie” compilation (through season 12)

[unclefather]

someones mom: make yourself at home, would you like something to drink?

me: *very dry mouth like spongebob in sandy’s tree dome*

me: no thank you

[flawlessbeautyqueens]

Lucy Liu photographed by Peter Lindbergh

[roachpatrol]

i really enjoy lucy liu demonstrating how many ways she can kill a man