Lenny

#he hates people but he hates seeing people in pain even more #my baby i love him chat

......Think you can describe your surroundings?

Wait wait no dontshow all my previous formsnOokOO

#lapis oc #steven universe

So much has happened

Is it still the world you know?

I've never really kept track of this planet.

I mean, I kinda just got here.

#lapis oc #steven universe #ask response #ask #he doesn't get out often

Bibbidi Bobbidi

That purple grape is dead

Prepare for the heatwave tho

Genuinely no clue what you're talking about

#lapis oc #steven universe #ask response #ask #he doesn't get out often

irllylikeclownsalot

could you perchance draw a little lenny licking a lemon and reacting to such action

Guys that went a little off track

blizzardtheclown

He then tried to stab me, but it was worth it!!!

#lapis oc #steven universe #ask response #ask

Fucking clown you're lucky you're my friend.

All things will be accounted for

All things will happen

Everything can happen

But nothing cannot happen

Do you understand?

What the fuck are you on about

My actually nice sister.

Hope she's ok...

#lapis oc #steven universe

Welcome to hell

.:. Genuinely laughs in your face. .:.

Motherfucker, I've BEEN in hell, kinda a late welcome to my sorry existence.

#lapis oc #steven universe #ask response #ask

I'm feelin stabby t'night.

...what's stabbin'...?

🫩

...I may have fallen for one of those email scams.

...HAh...

FUCK OFF IM NOT USED TO EARTH.

...1. Dont trust.. anyone online...

This shit's stupid.

I'm feelin stabby t'night.

...what's stabbin'...?

🫩

...I may have fallen for one of those email scams.

...HAh...

FUCK OFF IM NOT USED TO EARTH.

I'm feelin stabby t'night.

...what's stabbin'...?

#lapis oc #steven universe

🫩

...I may have fallen for one of those email scams.

I'm feelin stabby t'night.

jahhhsper

my tempers about to "cause" some REAL shit up in here.

peridot-5-xg

what's up with you now?!?!

jahhhsper

sticking up for my kid, thats what.

peridot-5-xg

ok, ok, jeez, I get it now, very reasonable and responsible of you for once

just don't spread your "temper" around to others, eh?

jahhhsper

yeah yeah relax you dorky little triangle head

Who the hell keeps messin with our kids >:/

Look iridescence currently looks like this on what appears to be her deathbed

Tell her to get the fuck up- some diamond.

Kind of hard to when you have two parasites growing inside you

🫩 I ain't a doctor

She’s pregnant

I think with twins

And due to these gemlings not having a…. Other gem that Help helped with their creation it’s taking… longer than it should… and it might kill her…

That seems a bit dramatic. I think you're overreacting. If you really want reassurance, maybe you could ask a sapphire.

I mean, she was both shattered while pregnant and resurrected

The complications could be very… Unfortunately

Also, she hasn’t been able to get out of her bed at all, not even with her… walking cane

But even more her recently, her vocalizations have become slower around… pained

But I guess you don’t really care since you don’t like diamonds anyway

I mean, if she dies, it’s just the destruction of a whole entire galaxy with her energy explosion from the form poofing alone

But then there’s if it shattered her there it could be greater than a galaxy

…. And then there’s the fact that Sunny and her are very much…. Attached…so

Up to you, whether or not you want to have her visit granny in her final moments

Mmmmhm. Thanks for letting me know Sunny and I should leave the galaxy for a bit. Lemme know when she kicks the bucket, will ya?

Sunshine doesn't need to see that.

She's been through enough.

I mean, one time lein her grief was enough to wipe out a galaxy the size of the Milky Way

So…. Do you think you can run pain and death explosion?

...Well yeah, we have warp pads. Duh.

You haven’t heard about the purple fog jamming them

What the fuck.

Some weird stuff has been going on since a certain purple nuisance…. Made his way to the planet.

Ugh. Whatever. Sunny's built some pretty damn fast ships, it's worth a try at least.

Why don't you try bubbling that pain in the ass of a diamond?

Because I’m a normal ass human

Ok..Go tell someone to take care of it then??

I’m pretty sure you and Sonny are the last people he’s going after

So you shouldn’t be worried about him at all

Oh I was actually talking about Iridescence, but sure

Aren’t you the one that said you wanted to kill her?

I don't kill people.

Hmmm

Batman rules, huh?

.....

Will I ever escape this comparison...Guess the new cape doesn't help

Anyway, I’m gonna go track down that fusion and see how many bombs it takes to kill us both

Enjoy that

Look iridescence currently looks like this on what appears to be her deathbed

Tell her to get the fuck up- some diamond.

Kind of hard to when you have two parasites growing inside you

🫩 I ain't a doctor

She’s pregnant

I think with twins

And due to these gemlings not having a…. Other gem that Help helped with their creation it’s taking… longer than it should… and it might kill her…

That seems a bit dramatic. I think you're overreacting. If you really want reassurance, maybe you could ask a sapphire.

I mean, she was both shattered while pregnant and resurrected

The complications could be very… Unfortunately

Also, she hasn’t been able to get out of her bed at all, not even with her… walking cane

But even more her recently, her vocalizations have become slower around… pained

But I guess you don’t really care since you don’t like diamonds anyway

I mean, if she dies, it’s just the destruction of a whole entire galaxy with her energy explosion from the form poofing alone

But then there’s if it shattered her there it could be greater than a galaxy

…. And then there’s the fact that Sunny and her are very much…. Attached…so

Up to you, whether or not you want to have her visit granny in her final moments

Mmmmhm. Thanks for letting me know Sunny and I should leave the galaxy for a bit. Lemme know when she kicks the bucket, will ya?

Sunshine doesn't need to see that.

She's been through enough.

I mean, one time lein her grief was enough to wipe out a galaxy the size of the Milky Way

So…. Do you think you can run pain and death explosion?

...Well yeah, we have warp pads. Duh.

You haven’t heard about the purple fog jamming them

What the fuck.

Some weird stuff has been going on since a certain purple nuisance…. Made his way to the planet.

Ugh. Whatever. Sunny's built some pretty damn fast ships, it's worth a try at least.

Why don't you try bubbling that pain in the ass of a diamond?

Because I’m a normal ass human

Ok..Go tell someone to take care of it then??

I’m pretty sure you and Sonny are the last people he’s going after

So you shouldn’t be worried about him at all

Oh I was actually talking about Iridescence, but sure

Aren’t you the one that said you wanted to kill her?

I don't kill people.

Hmmm

Batman rules, huh?

.....

Will I ever escape this comparison...Guess the new cape doesn't help

Look iridescence currently looks like this on what appears to be her deathbed

Tell her to get the fuck up- some diamond.

Kind of hard to when you have two parasites growing inside you

🫩 I ain't a doctor

She’s pregnant

I think with twins

And due to these gemlings not having a…. Other gem that Help helped with their creation it’s taking… longer than it should… and it might kill her…

That seems a bit dramatic. I think you're overreacting. If you really want reassurance, maybe you could ask a sapphire.

I mean, she was both shattered while pregnant and resurrected

The complications could be very… Unfortunately

Also, she hasn’t been able to get out of her bed at all, not even with her… walking cane

But even more her recently, her vocalizations have become slower around… pained

But I guess you don’t really care since you don’t like diamonds anyway

I mean, if she dies, it’s just the destruction of a whole entire galaxy with her energy explosion from the form poofing alone

But then there’s if it shattered her there it could be greater than a galaxy

…. And then there’s the fact that Sunny and her are very much…. Attached…so

Up to you, whether or not you want to have her visit granny in her final moments

Mmmmhm. Thanks for letting me know Sunny and I should leave the galaxy for a bit. Lemme know when she kicks the bucket, will ya?

Sunshine doesn't need to see that.

She's been through enough.

I mean, one time lein her grief was enough to wipe out a galaxy the size of the Milky Way

So…. Do you think you can run pain and death explosion?

...Well yeah, we have warp pads. Duh.

You haven’t heard about the purple fog jamming them

What the fuck.

Some weird stuff has been going on since a certain purple nuisance…. Made his way to the planet.

Ugh. Whatever. Sunny's built some pretty damn fast ships, it's worth a try at least.

Why don't you try bubbling that pain in the ass of a diamond?

Because I’m a normal ass human

Ok..Go tell someone to take care of it then??

I’m pretty sure you and Sonny are the last people he’s going after

So you shouldn’t be worried about him at all

Oh I was actually talking about Iridescence, but sure

Aren’t you the one that said you wanted to kill her?