THE ONE AND ONLY PERII

I am peridot, where are the 140 people?

[peridot-5-xg]

Hi peridot are you stay with lapis is miss you with her

...

yes.

I stay with lapis.

I had no idea she missed me.

[reallydarkdarkness]

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow gimme attention

[peridot-5-xg]

why are you a feline?....

psppssps...get over here you..semi-organic..thing..

[reallydarkdarkness]

Mrr...? Mrehehe... Would meww... like to be one too..?

[peridot-5-xg]

NO.

NEVERMIND, GO, GET- GET AWAY!!!!!

ICKY LUMPY CLOD!!!!

[reallydarkdarkness]

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow gimme attention

[peridot-5-xg]

why are you a feline?....

psppssps...get over here you..semi-organic..thing..

[peridot-5-xg]

Meoww... mrrroww.... mew....

what is this?...

NO, NO!!

IM NOT BECOMING A FELINE AGAIN!!

NO!!!

I REFUSE!!!

ILL TAKE NO PART IN THIS!!!

get away from me you CLOD!!!

[peridot-5-xg]

Wait Peridot 5xg you’re the gem who gave me that list of humans… I know you’re paling around at little homeworld now, but just consider what you could achieve if you joined me… and ruby, if we can destroy Steven everything would go back to how it should be, I’d get my wand and you’d get your limb enhancers it would be great

@number-1-universe-hater

hmmmm

no, no, I can't!

I'm past that now! you can't convince me you clod!

WHY WOULD I EVER WANT TO DESTROY STEVEN??

I'm happier this way, I can show you how much better it is now!!

[number-1-universe-hater]

How are you happy your so small Peridot’s are supposed to be tall unlike aquamarines

Your power less now, and have no status

[peridot-5-xg]

HEY!!!

IM HAPPY JUST THE WAY I AM, THANK YOU!!

I DON'T FEEL THE NEED TO CHANGE MY FORM ANYMORE!!

I KNOW MY TRUE WORTH, UNLIKE YOU PEBBLE!!!

this height is indicative of my rarity and importance EITHER WAY!!!

[peridot-5-xg]

Wait Peridot 5xg you’re the gem who gave me that list of humans… I know you’re paling around at little homeworld now, but just consider what you could achieve if you joined me… and ruby, if we can destroy Steven everything would go back to how it should be, I’d get my wand and you’d get your limb enhancers it would be great

@number-1-universe-hater

hmmmm

no, no, I can't!

I'm past that now! you can't convince me you clod!

WHY WOULD I EVER WANT TO DESTROY STEVEN??

I'm happier this way, I can show you how much better it is now!!

[peridot-5-xg]

OOC:

hi hi guys

I made an eyeball rp blog 🥺🥺🥺

go check it out plis

plissss🙏

@ruby-not-eyeball

go. go.

[tquoise]

deep

breaths

[peridot-5-xg]

what is the meaning of this??

why are you breathing that way!?

[tquoise]

"O-oh! P-Peridot, hey!"

-Turquoise sniffles and wipes her cheeks quickly.-

"I'm okay, I'm okay! I'm... sorry you had to see that."

[peridot-5-xg]

hmm..

are you sure?

is something wrong??...

[peridot-sparks-7xg]

i can tell she's not doing fine at all- come on, @tquoise , you're surrounded by two peridots, spit it out already

[tquoise]

"Gah... it just... it just hurts. Feeling rejected. You both are extremely kind to worry about me, b-but I promise I'll be fine!"

[peridot-sparks-7xg]

woah there, "rejected"???

...ah, uhm, i know what you are talking about. before meeting creampuff i was rejected twice and by the same gem! however i still consider them a nice one, i hope they know that... someways

now, i have no idea what your crush said to you but if i had to fry someone for you just let me know; i still want to do this to creampuff's ex. that pearl must hope i don't find her, she REALLY doesn't want to meet me.

...a-ehm. my apologies-

[tquoise]

"N-n-no, no! That's okay, it's really, really not necessary... but thanks anyway, to the both of you. You're true friends."

(@peridot-5-xg)

[peridot-5-xg]

hey, come on!!

let us help already!!

I'm- well- we're here for you!!!

it's what "true friends" do after all!!!

[tquoise]

deep

breaths

[peridot-5-xg]

what is the meaning of this??

why are you breathing that way!?

[tquoise]

"O-oh! P-Peridot, hey!"

-Turquoise sniffles and wipes her cheeks quickly.-

"I'm okay, I'm okay! I'm... sorry you had to see that."

[peridot-5-xg]

hmm..

are you sure?

is something wrong??...

[tquoise]

deep

breaths

[peridot-5-xg]

what is the meaning of this??

why are you breathing that way!?

[jahhhsper]

i dont sleep on a bed by the way i sleep on a slab of rock. it builds character AND resilience.

[peridot-5-xg]

is that supposed to look tough??

that just seems uncomfortable..

[peridot-5-xg]

Booo....

what are you doing?...

boooo to you aswel I suppose

what is the meaning of this??

[reallydarkdarkness]

....Hmph....

....You are... the first... to not... get scared....

[peridot-5-xg]

the FIRST!?!

wow, I'm impressed.

what's so scary about THAT?

try harder next time, please?

[reallydarkdarkness]

...I dont.. feel like... giving.. humans... heart attacks... you know...

[peridot-5-xg]

who cares about the organics!?

is that really how poor your scaring tactics really are!?

try harder!!

what was that!? you seemed like a rather useless organic out there with your poor attempts at a scare!!

and you're a gem of all things!!

do you think I'm weak, huh!? you think im easy to scare!?!

do you think I'm soft!?!

well no!! I am a peridot!!

[reallydarkdarkness]

How. About. Now.

[peridot-5-xg]

well uh...

that's different...!!!

I didn't know you had so many eyes...

[peridot-5-xg]

Booo....

what are you doing?...

boooo to you aswel I suppose

what is the meaning of this??

[reallydarkdarkness]

....Hmph....

....You are... the first... to not... get scared....

[peridot-5-xg]

the FIRST!?!

wow, I'm impressed.

what's so scary about THAT?

try harder next time, please?

[reallydarkdarkness]

...I dont.. feel like... giving.. humans... heart attacks... you know...

[peridot-5-xg]

who cares about the organics!?

is that really how poor your scaring tactics really are!?

try harder!!

what was that!? you seemed like a rather useless organic out there with your poor attempts at a scare!!

and you're a gem of all things!!

do you think I'm weak, huh!? you think im easy to scare!?!

do you think I'm soft!?!

well no!! I am a peridot!!

[peridot-5-xg]

Booo....

what are you doing?...

boooo to you aswel I suppose

what is the meaning of this??

[reallydarkdarkness]

....Hmph....

....You are... the first... to not... get scared....

[peridot-5-xg]

the FIRST!?!

wow, I'm impressed.

what's so scary about THAT?

try harder next time, please?

[peridot-5-xg]

Booo....

what are you doing?...

boooo to you aswel I suppose

what is the meaning of this??

[peridot-sparks-7xg]

...holy stars i think this crush is definitely turning into something particularly intense to handle-

[peridot-5-xg]

what is this crush you speak of?

[peridot-sparks-7xg]

trust me, i didn't know its meaning until... uhhh, few days ago.

anyWAY, STEEL! let me introduce you to the term "crush", a human invention of course. don't worry, it will take just a couple of seconds

*places a finger on the gem placed on her forehead and through the electromagnetic waves that her form can emanate and control, sparks transfers to her every single piece of information relating to the term "crush"*

[peridot-5-xg]

GYAH- HEY!! DONT- uh- oh....

....

oh.. OH!!

I see, I see..

now, who do you have a crush on in particular, hm?

dont ever touch me like that again.

[peridot-sparks-7xg]

*raises her hands giggling a little*

wow wow there, it wasn't my intention to be disrespectful to "the mighty ruler of the skies", i simply wanted to make you understand how this "crush" thing works in the quickest way possible, ya know- uh-

*tilts her head*

wait, did it hurt?

[peridot-5-xg]

not really..

it did sting, but I mean.. it's ok I guess.

just don't do it again.. it's my gem.

answer my question.

[peridot-sparks-7xg]

...yyyyyou know i don't think i ever had the chance to thank you for being there for jasper, she's an old friend of mine; during the era one, when i was the leader of the entire yellow's team of peridots, i can tell i trained her even better than holly blue agate, tsk, such an incapable old clod! just thinking about squeezing the gems who were under her custody making them randomly and badly exercise.

irrational, completely irrational!

if it wasn't for *me*, the stars know what could have happened to her: agate's obsession with jasper was, eugh, almost creepy.

soooo we used to spar a lot, and HA! now she's the strongest quartz ever nyeheheh

i mean, i'm definitely not as buff as her but *flexes her longilinear muscles striking some poses* for a peridot i don't think i can complain, huh? especially when we're together and i point out that i'm taller than her NYAAHAHAHA, she gets SOOO angry!!!

OH, HEY! why don't we spar sometimes?! i bet you're strooonger than i think!! ...just, you know, don't throw any sharp metallic objects at me. it would be quite traumatic if not tragic. it's not good at all to have been trapped in a knife...

...what was the question again?

[peridot-5-xg]

WHO IS YOUR CRUSH YOU CLOD!!?!?

I doubt I'm any more stronger than you. we could spar sometime sure.

no problem for being there for jasper.

ANSWER. MY. QUESTION.

[peridot-sparks-7xg]

...crffff

[peridot-5-xg]

give me a proper answer you pebble.

[peridot-sparks-7xg]

YOU ARE A PEBBLE, PEBBLE!

*hisses*

...tsk-

w-whatever. youuuuu... know her. and... wait a minute, yoU DO KNOW WHO IS SHE!! just... ghhh, come on, use your peridot's logic and think about MY DATE

[peridot-5-xg]

logic is rather.....

complicated...I've been thinking!!!!

can you not just TELL ME!!!?!

THIS IS WHY YOU ANNOY ME!!!

if I know her then it can't be too hard to just..SPIT IT OUT!!

[peridot-sparks-7xg]

...holy stars i think this crush is definitely turning into something particularly intense to handle-

[peridot-5-xg]

what is this crush you speak of?

[peridot-sparks-7xg]

trust me, i didn't know its meaning until... uhhh, few days ago.

anyWAY, STEEL! let me introduce you to the term "crush", a human invention of course. don't worry, it will take just a couple of seconds

*places a finger on the gem placed on her forehead and through the electromagnetic waves that her form can emanate and control, sparks transfers to her every single piece of information relating to the term "crush"*

[peridot-5-xg]

GYAH- HEY!! DONT- uh- oh....

....

oh.. OH!!

I see, I see..

now, who do you have a crush on in particular, hm?

dont ever touch me like that again.

[peridot-sparks-7xg]

*raises her hands giggling a little*

wow wow there, it wasn't my intention to be disrespectful to "the mighty ruler of the skies", i simply wanted to make you understand how this "crush" thing works in the quickest way possible, ya know- uh-

*tilts her head*

wait, did it hurt?

[peridot-5-xg]

not really..

it did sting, but I mean.. it's ok I guess.

just don't do it again.. it's my gem.

answer my question.

[peridot-sparks-7xg]

...yyyyyou know i don't think i ever had the chance to thank you for being there for jasper, she's an old friend of mine; during the era one, when i was the leader of the entire yellow's team of peridots, i can tell i trained her even better than holly blue agate, tsk, such an incapable old clod! just thinking about squeezing the gems who were under her custody making them randomly and badly exercise.

irrational, completely irrational!

if it wasn't for *me*, the stars know what could have happened to her: agate's obsession with jasper was, eugh, almost creepy.

soooo we used to spar a lot, and HA! now she's the strongest quartz ever nyeheheh

i mean, i'm definitely not as buff as her but *flexes her longilinear muscles striking some poses* for a peridot i don't think i can complain, huh? especially when we're together and i point out that i'm taller than her NYAAHAHAHA, she gets SOOO angry!!!

OH, HEY! why don't we spar sometimes?! i bet you're strooonger than i think!! ...just, you know, don't throw any sharp metallic objects at me. it would be quite traumatic if not tragic. it's not good at all to have been trapped in a knife...

...what was the question again?

[peridot-5-xg]

WHO IS YOUR CRUSH YOU CLOD!!?!?

I doubt I'm any more stronger than you. we could spar sometime sure.

no problem for being there for jasper.

ANSWER. MY. QUESTION.

[peridot-sparks-7xg]

...crffff

[peridot-5-xg]

give me a proper answer you pebble.