We ain't get it. Ain't real. CUBE

Mary A. Stria \\ she/they \\ 28 \\ trans woman \\ asexuall \\ white \\ if you can guess from where i am you win likes/reblogs A LOT so if you dont want that feel free to tell me to unfollow Asks open when you feel like it \\ DMs too if you wanna talk but im bad at talking so watch out the occasional post by myself is tagged "#mary me" right now

[innerchildabortionclinic]

your cat was an honor to see in the window

[flanbolt]

[hollow-gay]

Gyro terrorising kids compilation:

[stupidpetface]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

roast beast is a feast i can’t stand in the least

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

cumblr.

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

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[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

literally is there Something you want or

[commanderchr1st]

bro, go to Jimmy John's and ask for the Fetty Wop meal. The looks on their faces won't change and they'll give you a buffalo chicken wrap and buffalo chicken flavored chips with a drink of your choice.

[commanderchr1st]

this is not a bit but a grim reality

[doctorworm7kbs]

just learned from my friend who works at Jimmy John's that the parentheses in the meal name caused a nationwide software glitch for 24 hours that made it so the order was free. Her store had to cancel hundreds of orders that day.

[commanderchr1st]

Fetty Wap infinite meal glitch at Jimmy John's

[snoobless]

*⠀(There's a photo album inside the drawer.) *⠀(There are photos of four smiling people. Written on it...) *⠀("don't forget.")

[v-jane]

Ben Shapiro didn't kill himself.

[augutsy-deactivated20141216]

isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che

i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived 

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

most disgusting part of Tumblr Culture is the kid who love to sag their pirt. not only to sag the jam lid, but to pirt it up. what a waste.

[zagreus]

what language is this

[alephnull47]

english

[alephnull47]

but in 3018

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

listen, the year 2018. you are living in the year 2018. and in centuries and centuries, who tid what to rilt or jilt around, so you better appreciate it for what you have. lot of people would stic or joiler to have what you did.

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

listen to me

[alephnull47]

dude what the fuck

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

aaauuuuuuuu auu auu auuuuu…

[squeakitties]

still thinking about the apparent 2006-2007 epidemic of rabid swarms of wii remotes descending on helpless televisions like locusts

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

wii sports was invented by nefarious television manufacturers to break people's televisions

[puppygirllaika]

What a very funny joke that definitely did not happen because Nintendo definitely did not buy up almost a third of the shares of the top five TV manufacturers in the time between the announcement and release of the Wii, shares which definitely didn't skyrocket in value over the next two years due to an increase in flatscreen sales, nearly half of which independent analysts attributed to people replacing damaged TVs with newer, more expensive models from electronics stores that relied on high-pressure sales tactics to upsell people and get them to buy more expensive models on credit which they couldn't actually afford.

[bigfongz]

when you're all waiting to speak but you're also all autistic

[hollowboobtheory]

a single mom feeding her kids is scamming the government but the outlet of a megacorporation posting fake job listings with no intention of hiring for tax rewards or whatever is fine

[benjimint]

beware of the kaw who speaks in uelueuelele

[natoapologistblocker]

The USSR is kind of a dead wife when you think about it

[estro-boi]

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???