The Wasabi Jar

I reblog things that make me chuckle, but feel free to ask me things!

[puyopuyo]

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[gothcostco]

looks bad michael

[gothcostco]

[pukicho]

Before you dare argue with me, just know that I have knowledge about many things

[regretfullyhuman-deactivated202]

really? tell me ONE thing you know about

[pukicho]

Alright, you fucking win this time

[the-unseelie-court-official]

Gets a handjob but parries it flawlessly, shattering their wrist

[fallingtowers]

oh no!!!

[fallingtowers]

my ribcage split open, revealing a grotesque, vertical maw, slavering and bleeding, with uneven rows of jagged and splintered ribs for teeth!!!

[fallingtowers]

and prom is TOMORROW!!!

[00000000000000000001111-deactiv]

when your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero 

[totallyfubar]

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

[jadepalmaftermidnight]

I find it awkward and rude, because you’re indicating that you were obliged, rather than of your free good will. 

But whatevs,

[totallyfubar]

hmmm.. suck my dick from the back?

[mamoru]

ahuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh

[lordchainsaw-deactivated2022041]

the 60′s spidey animated television series was truly a gift

[theapatheticstag]

lit af

[hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928]

she was gettin it

[clockworkruins]

I have had this video on my hard drive for about 5 years and I think about it on a daily basis

[heckboymoved-deactivated2016033]

behold the most moving voice acting of all time

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#MMMMMM I THInk ill adopt it and ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᶦᵗ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵐᵉ (x)

[legoisland]

I hate you.

[legoisland]

every time this goes around I age 10 years

[tamamita]

When someone uses “x3″ unironically

[dogcoding]

[deaddolin]

manager my bualls hurt can i go home.

[slavery]

I’,,m so; fcuking s osoorryy that wmy; idcckk is; small.l babe I can’’t do anything about it it’s j,,ust how I am yyou don’’t ,gootta yell at ;;me pl,eaase don’t go I’m stiill ttryna ffuck please,, I need some pussyy it’s liiterally been ye..ars if not aa decade please ggod

[slavery]

Did I post this

[deaddolin]

im always thinkjng about that one time i was on register for like 4 hours straight and said over mic "someone blease take over register i am about to become the joker." and they came to relieve me faster thab ive ever seen anyone relieve me before