Leo ☀️

Valedictorian of Anakt Garden; Most popular Alien Stage candidate; definitely not biased; he/him 🏳️‍🌈 (RP blog)

[leo-does-crime]

Hello. It's Leo-does-crime. This is my blog.

My owner can't really stop me from posting what I want, so yeah. Don't insult her, though! I'll kill you :)))

I hope to cultivate a blog where nobody leaves!

My light 💙: @xoxoxain

Others: @juno-in-orbit and @angelic-mina and @monday-fish and @nightin-gaze and @wreathed-in-asphodels and @thestupidestboy and @celyn-rambles and @the-angel-it-fell and @monlyx

OOC: @icyboineptune

#leoposts = posts and pics

#leoasks= asks

#leorp = descriptive rp

#leoplagiarises = song lyrics that fit him

#leowrites = original poems/songs/etc

#leosponsors = sponsor posts (images lol)

#leo☀️ = from anothers' pov

#xaileo 🧡💙 = gayass

#rafulposts = Raful

#tame!leo = swap AU

will add more to the key with time

[nightin-gaze]

How do I politely get people to leave me alone? I've tried pretending to be busy and wearing headphones but they still bug me...

[leo-does-crime]

Fight them.

[leo-does-crime]

(Attention) wherever you go

(Reflection) you can shine

There’s only one you in this world

But why’re you doing that?

You’re spitting in your own face

Thanks to everyone who provoked me

Right back at the losers who stopped there

Thanks to you, my mentality is strong

I’ll be on my way to make my next album

All you wanna be is trendy

Aggressive gimmicks, bad!

They’re all birds of a feather flock, hip

Stained t-shirts

Underwear sticking out

Greasy hair

I don’t care

Stained t-shirts

Underwear sticking out

Greasy hair

If I do it, it’s hip

Beep beep beep, my fashion is a controversy

But I don’t really care, it’s just another action

They keep click me, click me

Zoom in like they’re bewitched

Close up close up close up

I’m hip, hip

Head, shoulders, knees and toes,

HIP HIP HIP HIP HIP HIP

So hip, hip

Head, shoulders, knees and toes

HIP HIP HIP HIP HIP, I’m hip

LEO cover: HIP (Mamamoo)

[leo-does-crime]

Stakeholders are pissing me off. I don't need those stupid pieces of performance advice. Stop giving me pointers like you know better than me. I'm the one on stage, okay? I don't need any of you to get what is needed done: a win. I'm better than this. I'm better than you. Watch, when the time comes, and find out just how much.

[leo-does-crime]

please win alien stage so you can keep releasing music 😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔

Aww... how sweet an ask! I'm so pleased you're showing concerns about my wellbeing, even though, let's be honest - the others need it more. You are so kind. I hope I can captivate everyone's vision when the rounds begin. :)))

As for my music, I have some special songs saved for posthumous release, however distant that future Anakt wills it to be.🫰🫰❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[leo-does-crime]

oh god you are absolutely a pyromaniac aren't you

I have been advised to absolutely under no circumstances discuss the event and place that did not result in anything. No buildings, haha, were partially harmed by my actions.

[leo-does-crime]

you seem like the type of person to enjoy flammables or explosives a little too much

No comment! :)))

[leo-does-crime]

I know you just left but Kon is requesting your presence at a one on one meeting with him tomorrow…I’m not entirely sure what for but it’s probably important.

He says I’m not allowed to be in the room but I can wait outside. You okay with this?

Hah. If it's to be treated like you are, I'm having 0 part in it. I'm-- you're-- better than this. He'd better be singing my praises or I'll have to report a mysterious, spontaneous fractured bone - or carapace! Whatever that... thing's biology may be.

I appreciate him showing the correct amount of respect by delegating to his obvious superiors. For that I might reward him with a meeting!! :)))

[leo-does-crime]

@xoxoxain Hey, Xain, Xain, Xain, Xain. Xain. Why aren't you following me??? Huh????

[leo-does-crime]

where is the joy in acting like you do? are you not deeply lonely?

No; others' annoyance is its own kind of joy. Plus, my lovely LEONIDS, and Raful, and my light, revolve around my experiences. I am the only person to have experienced joy to a sublime degree. This fleeting life has been good to me. :)))

[leo-does-crime]

if you were stranded on an island and were only allowed to bring three things, what would you bring?

Xain, tent, water purifier. I can independently find food, make weapons, and light a fire for cooking and signalling - it would be hard, but doable. Xain is there too.

[xoxoxain]

Xain. Xainnn. Xain. Xain. If you made a fashion line, I'd wear nothing but all the clothes you make. As much fabric as you want, however you want. All your hard-earned painstakingly handcrafted stitches. And, whilst still wearing it, tear everything that you'd created off up on purpose to watch your face. What would you do? Would you make more? Get upset that I ruined your work? 🧡🧡🧡

Tear everything off? I think you can put two and two together.

[leo-does-crime]

4 😌

[leo-does-crime]

i am not, and have never been, considered ugly, by pet humans and segyein alike. you, however, have an unfortunate reputation.

If I didn't have exceptional visuals, I would have been eliminated from Anakt Garden, and that is the objective truth. You should know this too if you're a graduate. Nice try.

[xoxoxain]

i think i may have either angered leo or made him lose his mind. either way, his behaviour is concerning and potentially even disloyal to you.

@leo-does-crime?? Explain.

[leo-does-crime]

Engagementbaiting an anon into not sending me hatemail, enriching the anonymous asking atmosphere with conversation that isn't shit talking you, in turn preventing me from an assault case! :)))

[leo-does-crime]

i do not believe i am your 'type', so to speak.

Hm. If it's because you're a man, then... okay sure. That said, my light is my companion to the point where I don't feel a romantic connection could work between myself and any lovely women out there: I'd want to consume all of his time. It's not like I get a say in what my type is, because...

that's where the pet-humans and segyein sponsors come in! Bid the correct amount during one of my 'save the space-whale' charity events and on top of a free copy of my albums, you can win the chance to spend exclusive time with myself! And I host many deluxe karaoke events, and. Yes! I'm sure the fiction writers could delight you with something detailing their speculations on my type, if you're broke!

[leo-does-crime]

ah, so i have irritated you. good to know where your limits are.

No, those were genuine questions. How far do we go with this before it's considered polygamy, crush anon.

[leo-does-crime]

why, are the long words annoying you? i find them to be rather eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious myself.

This... fetishistic psychosexual vocabulary competition... wow if Celyn's magniloquent ass wouldn't match your verbosity. Do you want me to match you, crush anon? Is it your opportunity to give a primal show of dominance in finding the longest word to scare the hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic with? Going to get boot-shaped lick-treats from your segyein for overthrowing a star that's supposed to be the studious one by winning an anonymous chat, pet? If anything, I'm entertained now. Keep going. Sooner or later it'll end when you waste precious time typing up the chemical name for Titin. (I can't be bothered to.)