This Will Happen Again

This blog is the rough equivalent of hitting the *random* button. AuDHD transgirl wizard with opinions. Don't like it? Weep. Skeletons please interact I like the sound my spells make against your ribcages.

[offbrandspacecolumbo]

Can't edit my bio for this for some reason so posting here: Credit for my profile pic to @d1nosaurpower !

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[fromaliminalspace]

a rough translation of inscription on the runestone:

On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.

so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

Happy Ulf Hath Slain A Dragon With His Spear!

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

[elodieunderglass]

Bother 2 whole birds AND a tree with this one (1) easy tune

[asteroidtroglodyte]

I don’t know what you call this aesthetic but I DESIRE it

[ramblin-tiger]

I'ma just leave this on repeat for a bit.

VIBES

[project-catgirlpiller]

[tiny-space-whale]

Reblog if you are a human rights extremist who believes that all humans are equal and has no sense of loyalty to nation states.

[sloppystyle]

[papasmoke]

Welcome to the no note rotating vape guys post

[springselkie]

i'm afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential

[cringefail-clown]

two sentence horror story

[fallow-grove]

yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature

[ahno-nimus]

No, I don't. Please, proceed.

[fallow-grove]

if whenever you plugged it in you had to manually enable charging mode and there was no built in way to automate it

[ahno-nimus]

That would be fucked up.

[fallow-grove]

yknow what would be more fucked up

[ahno-nimus]

Football field full of viruses.

[ahno-nimus]

Abraham Lincoln teeth sculpture.

[ahno-nimus]

Really big vampire.

[ahno-nimus]

Inside-out Sweden.

[fallow-grove]

if they added automatic charging mode but paywalled it

[ahno-nimus]

Yeah that's pretty fucked up.

[pastacrylic]

[pastacrylic]

Weakling. You will not survive the winter.

[fallow-grove]

itd also be super fucked up if there was a penis and you could fuck the phone yourself thereby making it fucked up. diy fucked phone. there are you happy now? have i mentioned enough penises for your liking? have i met my mandated quota of penises for the day, being a tumblr-assigned dave kinnie in the year of our suffering 2023?? im going back to my midi editor

[galladegamer]

[fallow-grove]

@spooptythegnome youre welcome. have fun in inside-out sweden

[fallow-grove]

2 years of this post. happy homestuck free drugs for all

[onlytiktoks]

[weshallbekind]

I did not think this could possibly be as funny as previous made it out to be but it WAS.

[sandmandaddy69]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Behold!

A Cursed Image!

(I had to see this with mine own eyes and I feel compelled to inflict it upon all of you)

[asteroidtroglodyte]

4 legs?????

[asteroidtroglodyte]

YOU WIN MOST CURSED TAGS THANK YOU

[asteroidtroglodyte]

THE SAGA FUCKING CONTINUES

[asteroidtroglodyte]

GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO THE POST

[asteroidtroglodyte]

WORSE IT GOT WORSE

[asteroidtroglodyte]

It is a very visibly double pregnant centaur standing between a vet’s office and a doctor’s office do try to keep up

[asteroidtroglodyte]

I like to imagine that a centaur tailor would have patterns ready for all the style of centaur pants:

Of course, as our lady is rocking the sundress look, I’m just going to assume she’s going au naturale on the front half. Gotta keep it aired out, you know? Keeps things smelling fresh.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Unfortunately, my Centaur Anatomical Charts do not cover the Reproductive System. Alas

[wizardofbones]

How is she wearing high heels? Hooves don't have heels!

[asteroidtroglodyte]

You are quite right!

She isn’t wearing heels!

Those are her hooves

Seriously. Zoom in.

[wizardofbones]

Strange

[asteroidtroglodyte]

No one ever knows what to say to that

[sapphireclawe]

So she grew cow hooves or a mix between horse and cow, and trained them to grow into that shape? That's like training your toenails into ballet pointe shoes.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Oh I’m sure she got them done somewhere

[thelonebookman]

I am depressed by the lack of reference in this curséd thread to John Varley's Gaia trilogy and his Titanides.

*sigh* It's like no one reads the classics anymore...

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Holy shit you were not kidding

[knittedintoacorner]

At least she's wearing horse panties on the horse half?? And from the human doctor's expression, it looks like he's at least one of the baby daddies.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Finally!

Someone looked at that Doctor’s expression!

Like. My guy is very happy to see her.

[bacony-cakes]

i'd recognize that face anywhere

[nosferattusx2-deactivated202502]

@misstextures i must show you this as an act of revenge

[misstextures]

I don't remember what I did for you to show this monstrosity upon me but I probably deserve it to be honest

[nosferattusx2-deactivated202502]

i still haven't recovered after the monsters inc

[azeofspades]

TF YOU MEAN THIS ISNT A 10K NOTE POST RB'D BY @hellsite-hall-of-fame?????

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[questcult]

[questcult]

As for clothing, anything that snaps or buckles is unlikely for anatomical reasons.

So they'd likely wear something similar to a loincloth up front with a caparison tossed over their back half.

Which is surprisingly close to what she's wearing in the actual image except she's decided to have her ass all out, likely as a kink thing.

[fenixfoxtrot510]

[theoneicelady]

Did they say motherfucking centaur parthenogenesis

[dalniente]

I think I found the source? No, it does not provide context (that I saw) (but I didn't look very hard).

[foone]

Frankly I'm willing to let the double pregnancy slide because I can imagine writing some worldbuilding where that makes sense.

BUT I CANNOT EXCUSE THE HIGH-HOOVES, WHAT THE FUCK

[necrowyrm]

Why is everyone so focused on the centaur that PIG has been STABBED!!!

[the-haiku-bot]

Why is everyone

so focused on the centaur

that PIG has been STABBED!!!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Who are you, to be so Wise in the ways of Science?

[whatdoyoumeanitsnotawesome]

ok but what’s up with the vet’s face tho. we not gonna let him off the hook while we rake the human doctor over the coals

[cheezitthefuzz]

@number-1-haxorus-fan It's worse than the last time I saw it

[happy-amoeba]

@asteroidtroglodyte I noticed you didn't have images or diagrams of a centaur's blood vessels:

Here you go! :D

(image from https://ruessel-hoch.de/2023/02/10/fotoausflug-plastinarium-in-guben/)

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Magnificent

[everythingnowshow]

what if American Psycho was wet?

[lakevida]

so basically theyre boys/girls with cat ears. do you think that truck honking at us is coming down this lane

dont talk to me im counting gravel

[lakevida]

two roads diverged in a yellow wood

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[rramshackled]

the universal experience

[pobopolybius]

Be proud of being cringe. Evil even

[orolith]

[greelin]

i’m sincerely always saying this

[armengoldira]

Guy freezes his hair and it stands tall.

[coughloop]

Guy freezes his hair and it stands tall.

[morwentrouble]

sound on for his adorable gremlin giggles and commentary in a lovely accent

[mikkeneko]

[thenewborndeity]

Behond one if the funniest things ive seen on reddit in a hot minute

[nonaferatu]

happy 2025 to this post