hades and persephone except [tells it worse than ever before/the same as every other modern adaptation]
#haded and persephone except its demeter selling persephone to one direction @nil-number How does it feel to be the funniest motherfucker alive

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shark vs the universe
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Janaina Medeiros
we're not kids anymore.

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
noise dept.

#extradirty

Kiana Khansmith
macklin celebrini has autism

Love Begins
styofa doing anything

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Today's Document
Cosimo Galluzzi
trying on a metaphor
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

seen from Colombia
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@leoiism
hades and persephone except [tells it worse than ever before/the same as every other modern adaptation]
#haded and persephone except its demeter selling persephone to one direction @nil-number How does it feel to be the funniest motherfucker alive
When I’m reading smut and the author breaks the flow of the story so that the characters can tell us that they have enthusiastic consent it feels exactly like when Dora the Explorer looks directly into the camera and says ‘Seat belts so we can be safe!’ anytime she gets into a motorized vehicle.
"Condoms so we can be safe!" Blorbo said meaningfully to the reader, as an aside
discourse in other fandoms: lgbtphobia or racism, ships, etc
discourse in stardew valley fandom: if you can fish without mods fuck you
I can and will fish without mods, somebody come fuck me
the absolute POWER behind this response has me fucking losing it
fish fear me, everyone in this thread desires me carnally
I opened my copy of The Tale of the Body Thief & immediately had to close it again because of this silly little annotation
AU where Bianca di Angelo survives and Nico miraculously lives to old age and somehow everything is still tragic as hell
Concept inspired by this
#a proud demon dad
so true king
#i think you answered your own question op
tired of blue from blues clues not being a beloved tumblr dog. she is literally everything
she did so much for us in our youth and you all abandoned her
do you think a cemetery angel and a gargoyle could fall in love
to draw this was a very impulsive decision
they seem so sad <33
kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist
why do you guys only like my bad posts
hi prev i read all my tags anyway my wife watches house and she says you’re right
neurodivergent and queer people how are we feeling?
we are fully crying
good for her
good for her
some notable catchphrases of 2013:
bitch I might be
do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo !
swiggity swag
the D
wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti
“ hello______, im dad “
AYYY LMAO
W R I T I N G I N T E N S E W O R D S L I K E T H I S
perfect _____ don’t exis-
And now, the weather
at least 2 potato
we’ve come full circle !
life hack :
[ __________ INTENSIFIES]
so many
such doge. much wow. very smile.
mahogany
*sweats nervously*
same.
spooper hot choclety milk
#SHERLOCKLIVES
I think we finally need to turn it around. if you’ve had any sexual or romantic experiences before 25 you’re weird
It’s already a thing it’s called slutshaming
Pokémon trainers be like “omg how did you guess I was a Ghost specialist”
Pokemon Heritage Post
every time I fumble w my phone’s charger cable I think about emailing steven moffat a pipe bomb