gtfo

uhhhhhhhh

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck that year, I need everyone to hit the showers

[i-am-a-fish]

hitting the showers for like, decontamination purposes. you've done nothing wrong, you actually did something amazing making it through this year. which is why we should hit the showers as soon as possible. been a disgusting year

[moghedien]

Love Me, Love Me - An Overly Obsessive Analysis of All You Wanna Do

     Here it is. I’m finally writing a far too long and overly analytic essay that no body asked for (well one person did) about All You Wanna Do from Six the Musical. More realistically, I’m going to discussing Katherine Howard throughout the musical and specifically how she manipulates the audience throughout the show to make All You Wanna Do all the more effective. I use the word manipulate and will probably do so again, which has a negative connotation, but I don’t mean it in a negative way. It’s just the most effective word to use. I should also note that I’ve never seen Six…live. I may have happened upon some less than legal video, and all of the knowledge I’ll be pulling from beyond the cast recording and some audios will be from that. I know it was an earlier show and that there have been some changes since then, and I don’t have any way of knowing what those changes are so please bear with me if some details aren’t completely correct or still accurate. I do have every intention to see a production of Six eventually, but I live in the very, very Deep American South, so getting to a city where its playing is gonna take some time. Also, due to the nature of this song, I’m putting a heavy content warning for sexual assault, child grooming, pedophilia, etc. If you’ve listened to the song, you know what its about, so you know I’m going to be discussing all that.

     Now that the preliminary disclaimers are out of the way, let’s begin.

     From the beginning of the show, Katherine Howard is trying to win the audience over more than any other Queen. They’re trying in various ways, yes, but Howard is the one putting the most work in beyond just trying to make herself look better or justify herself to them. From her introduction in Ex-Wives she’s doing this. She interrupts Cleves’s dick joke with “Prick up your ears,” turning Cleves’s joke that probably would have landed somewhat, and making it her joke that definitely lands with the audience. After Ex-Wives, she looks directly at the audience when she delivers the line “The Thomas Cromwell Amongst the Royal Ministers, between 1532 and 1540” which is a line that only works because it goes on too long and is weirdly detailed and specific enough to be funny. She looks and points at people in the front row when she says “between 1532 and 1540” as an acknowledgement that she’s breaking from her stage persona for a moment to give them this line, and that sells it to the crowd. They know that she’s purposely being overly detailed and they’re with her. It’s not expected, especially not from her, and so its funny. The entire goal of K Howard throughout this show is the make sure that the audience stays with her and to use what people expect from her to her own advantage and, at some points, against them.

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[thingstotellthem]

You know what? Just because mom turns a blind eye to your disgusting behavior, it doesn't mean you get to act like you never hurt me. That you grabbed me, hit me, pulled my hair OUT OF MY HEAD. You deserve to go to prison you sick f*ck! If I had proof of what you did/had me do, you would rot in jail. I hate you and all ways will.

[unofficialhorrorandthewild]

Kitty: Anne, can you pass the salt?

Anne: Katherine, can you pass away?

Parr, narrating to Jane: This is normal

[musicalgifs]

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i couldn’t update the original post, so here’s a new one! every k howard’s aywd ending that i could find. i had to compress the shit out of this so the audio might be lesser quality than the original files. don’t post outside of tumblr, if any of these are your master and you want credit or for me to find a different recording, let me know!

aimie || sam || courtney monsma || grace || vicki || courtney stapleton || jen || courtney mack || annabel || jodie || collette || zara || georgia || bryony || becca ||  hana || alicia || maddi || sophie

[leoloverboi]

Still, very much appreciated! Have a nice day!

Np!!!

[leoloverboi]

Hello! Did you literally like ALL my posts? I appreciate it a lot, you made my day!

Lol, not intentionally but I saw that you'd followed me and I was like "who dis be?" Then I saw you like Six and I was like ooh spam time

[arrowfromorion]

Katherine: I dreamt I was eating breakfast, then I woke up and I ate breakfast

Katherine: dreams do really come true, right?

[blu3tonguequinn]

If you are against BLM, you are unwelcome on my page.

If you support AllLivesMatter or BlueLivesMatter, you are not my friend.

If you think the riots are unjustified and irrational, unfollow me right now.

I am not black, but I support the black community all the way. I cannot possibly understand your pain or your suffering, but I'm with you. Now and forever.

[arrowfromorion]

During hot summer days the Beheaded Cousins pass their time on the cold floor and every time it becomes hot they roll over at the same time to find more cold floor and you can’t change my mind

[fiveoutofsixwives]

Anne, looking at a weird vegetable: What is that?!

Katherine, reading the label: A.. ‘hand picked with care’

[emointhewild]

six in a nutshell: from a relatively new fan

Ex Wives: The gang is here and they are triggered

No Way: Catherine of Aragon is DONE with your shit

DLUH: Anne Boleyn is angry, horny, and was a bit of an arse to Aragon but we still love her

Heart Of Stone: Jane Seymor hates you but loves her son so uh...

Haus of Holbein: Well, HOS was sad but Y’ALL CAN BOP NOW!

Get Down: You can and will end up with a crush on Anna of Cleves, also german

AYWD: The crushing of all of Katherine Howard’s hopes and dreams

IDNYL: Catherine Parr is a strong woman who don’t need no man!

Six: Henry can die in a fire because I only love My Girls™️

[pen-and-a-microphone]

Anna: I don’t have friends

Kat: Bold words for someone in hugging distance

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fickle-ghost-friend]

I love this scientist man who has probably been, on many occasions, a victim of physics

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you have been a victim of physics

[theargylegargoyle]

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

[pixie-mage]

Slams the reblog button so damn fast

[thediamondgraple]

I just found out about this, then died of laughter for a good 3 minutes.

[schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d]

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

[comfynb]

here's a mashed potato recipe from my homophobic mother that i swore to never share that would pair perfectly!

(6 servings)

-2lbs red potatoes

-1 cup butter (2 sticks)

-1 cup cream cheese (1 pack)

-Chives (optional)

-Salt & Pepper to taste

1. drop those bad boys (potatoes) in a big ol pot. U don't even have to chop them just wash them

2. boil til soft!

3. Drain

4. Mash (usually they're small enough you can use a fork if u don't have one of those squashers) until its a pretty chunky mix

5. add the other stuff. Keep mashing

I like my mashed potato consistancy more lumpy but its all up to you!! Peel the potatoes or keep them on, it literally makes the creamiest fluffiest mashed potatoes which she always served with the nastiest fuckin meatloaf

[lovelyladylavie]

Now if anybody got some revenge rolls and revenge green bean casserole we'll get a full meal

[kreature-ofthenight]

Got room for desert? Cus my Grandma was just a generaly evil old hag who was abusive to my mum and my siblings also you guessed it since I came out I was not said hello to at christmas

She made pretty god Dampfnudeln (its like a sweet bread rool you eat hot and with vanilla sauce)

1. Put 300 gram flour into a bowl and make an indent in the middle

2.combine

20 gram yeast

1 tea sp. Brown sugar

3 tbsp milk 

mix until smooth

3.mix into part of the flour but leave a big flour rim on the outside

4.set 30 gram of Butter on the flour rim and cover everything with a towel

let sit till you see bubbles in the dough

5. add

 1/8 liter luke warm milk

30 gram Sugar

one pack of vanilla sugar

a pinch of salt

2 eggs 

and knead the dough until smooth

6. put

 1/8 luke warm milk

30 gram of Butter

1 pack of vanilla sugar 

into a heat resistant glass bowl and let melt (the glass bowl is quite important)

7. Form about 12 dough rolls and put them into the milk

8. Cover with a lid (any lid will go it does not need to be sealed air tight)

Let bake in the pre heated oven at 200°C for about 30 minutes or until they start to get brown and fluffy

9. Serve with vanilla sauce or fresh fruit

[clover11-10]

Behold the Fuck You buffet