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Welp. Guess I died.

Again.

Really would be nice if that would stop fucking happening.

But because of blah blah data can’t be destroyed yadda yadda sci-fi bullshit here I am. Again. Live and in the flesh. Or, uh, dead and in the… code? Fuck, you think I’d be used to this by now. Ready to answer whatever dumbass shit you can think to ask us to ease the boring tedium of the afterlife.

So. Ask away, assholes.

Seriously it’s so fucking boring here.

[CURRENTLY ACCEPTING ASKS: Church]

#rvb #ask blog #leonard church #leonardleonardchurch #church transmits #lore #ooc

innerchildabortionclinic

why was I so full of hate and malice 17 hours ago

joltning

yummy yummy

you can send these to Tucker

I hate all of you.

So.

Much.

#church transmits #panther-os

…

I definitely didn’t do that right.

#What was I SUPPOSED to say?#How was I…#…#Fuck me.#church transmits

leonardleonardchurch

Holy shit, it really is you. Caboose said-- Well. Caboose says a lot of shit, can you blame me for not believing him? But- you're here. You're here, and you're you, even if you're not my you.

Our you. Don't- ignore that last part. That was stupid.

Are you- okay? Wherever you are? We're okay. As okay as we ever get, at least. Blue Team's still here, pissing off the Reds until the day we die. Me and Wash and Caboose and Kai- Sister. Did you know she had a name?

…Were you even around long enough to learn it?

…

I hate that I miss your stupid voice. I never thought I'd want to hear you getting on my ass for leaving the flag alone again, but now… I keep waking up terrified that I'm going to forget what you sound like. Stupid, huh?

You did what you had to do. And it's probably the only reason I'm still alive. And every day I have to try not to hate you for it.

(…Fuck, Church, would it have been so bad to go out together?)

…

You're not- ours. I'm not an idiot. I know that.

In your other world, did you know-

Did we-

…

This was stupid. I should go.

I miss you.

T

Tucker? Uhh…

Hey…

…

Don’t go read that last transmission I swear it doesn’t mean anything.

leonardleonardchurch

Yeah. Hey.

You uh… you’re a lot more talkative than I remember. I mean, you were always talkative but like, y’know. Not about stuff like this. Was that… did Chorus do that? Or is it just alternate universe stuff? Or…

You’re really taking this “alternate universe” thing in stride, aren’t you. Not even a little bit freaked out? Absolutely awed at my ability to transcend space and time?

Uh. Heh. Yeah… I…

Uh…

Miss you too.

I guess.

#I’m not. good at this. Sorry.#church transmits #anonymous tucker

Holy shit, it really is you. Caboose said-- Well. Caboose says a lot of shit, can you blame me for not believing him? But- you're here. You're here, and you're you, even if you're not my you.

Our you. Don't- ignore that last part. That was stupid.

Are you- okay? Wherever you are? We're okay. As okay as we ever get, at least. Blue Team's still here, pissing off the Reds until the day we die. Me and Wash and Caboose and Kai- Sister. Did you know she had a name?

…Were you even around long enough to learn it?

…

I hate that I miss your stupid voice. I never thought I'd want to hear you getting on my ass for leaving the flag alone again, but now… I keep waking up terrified that I'm going to forget what you sound like. Stupid, huh?

You did what you had to do. And it's probably the only reason I'm still alive. And every day I have to try not to hate you for it.

(…Fuck, Church, would it have been so bad to go out together?)

…

You're not- ours. I'm not an idiot. I know that.

In your other world, did you know-

Did we-

…

This was stupid. I should go.

I miss you.

T

Tucker? Uhh…

Hey…

…

Don’t go read that last transmission I swear it doesn’t mean anything.

#church transmits #anonymous tucker #{ooc: IM WRITING UP AN ACTUAL RESPONSE TO THIS DONT WORRY i just. i couldn’t pass up the opportunity for a bit}

FUCK MARRY KILL TUCKER TEX WASH

Didn’t we already establish I’d shoot myself in these situations?

[Sighs]

Premise of this stupid game is that you can’t just go get divorced immediately afterwards, right? So marrying Tex is out of the question; she’d never fucking do it. And I’m not marrying Wash, guy killed me and took my identity so fuck that dude, he’s dead as shit. Which leaves, uh. That’s just— process of elimination! Okay? Don’t read into it!

#church transmits #anonymous #{ooc: do i tag this as lore… lore: church would marry tucker. well we already knew this}

They found a *live* freelancer? Most of us are alive??

#church transmits #pflagentalaska-blog #antilore #{ooc: this is barely a response but i kept giggling thinking about it so i had to}

Peace offering; a picrew pizza! It's like, digital, so that should make it edible~

Do you think I… eat… jpegs?

I don’t… even know how to begin to respond to how stu— What?

It’s a pn… I don’t care about the fucking file format, it could be a goddamn mpreg for all it matters […] I know that’s not a real— […] I am not being an asshole! […] HOW IS IT A NICE GESTURE? It’s a drawing of pizza […] I don’t know what a Picrew is […] STOP TELLING ME WHAT A PICREW IS […] Can you just let me talk […] Wh- I am not pushing away people who are nice to me because I’m scared of losing them! […] That is not “~what I do~”[…] Look— […] Can you just fuck off?

…

…Yeah whatever thanks for the pizza.

#(he appreciates it.)#church transmits #??? transmits #lore #rubykgrant

Grandpa Gameboy (turns out I had one more funny idea for this~)

IS TODAY FUCKING BULLY THE DEAD GUY OR SOMETHING??

#Also what’s an RVB #church transmits #rubykgrant

church is this you

…

They wouldn’t say that.

#>:/#church transmits #pierriots

lol church r u into minions??

FUCK YOU! SHUT THE FUCK UP!! FUCK OFF!!!

YOU DON’T FUCKING. SOMETIMES YOU JUST WANNA HAVE SOMETHING NICE FOR ONCE. SOMETIMES YOU JUST WANNA WATCH SOME DUMB LITTLE FUCKING LITTLE SHITS YELL ABOUT BANANAS FOR TWO HOURS AND I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO BE FUCKING JUDGED FOR IT.

#WE DON’T HAVE A LOT OF FUCKING OPTIONS HERE OKAY WE ARE FUCKING. WE’RE STUCK WITH WHAT WE HAVE #We have. What people already had downloaded and what they can remember. And whatever rare transmissions we’re able to pick up.#So maybe Gamma had the Minions 2: Rise of Gru (2022) already downloaded. So maybe I watched it in a pit of extreme boredom.#So maybe! I liked it! Ohhh what you’ve never fucking liked things before? You’ve never fucking. Enjoyed yourself??#Let me have this. Let me have this. Fuck You.#church transmits #anonymous

OOC: that road trip ask is 10x funnier if you remember op is a Heavy Weather fan

{ooc: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM GONNA KILL YOU nxbxnxbzmxbxmxb}

#{ooc: GETTING FUCKING BULLIED ON MY OWN BLOG????}#{WHO CAN BLAME ME. WHO CAN BLAME ME. ITS GOOD. IM GOING INTO THE RIVER NOW.}#anonymous #ooc

leonardleonardchurch

(I'm sorry, I remembered that I made this a while ago and never did anything with it, and now it's VERY funny~)

Squints. What the FUCK does this mean.

leonardleonardchurch

GRANDPA? FUCKING EXCUSE ME??? I’M LIKE FIVE YEARS OLD! FUCK YOU!!

rubykgrant

Church, your mind is the internet, you should know these things!

(last one, I promise! I'm kinda proud I got that to say meme)

leonardleonardchurch

…You are my least favorite person to get transmissions from.

#church transmits #{ooc: LIES AND SLANDER you are the favorite}

Hey Church, I found a live Freelancer! (An OC) Want to meet her?

A live Freelancer? What, as opposed to a dead one? I’m not fucking Temple man, just ‘cause he jacked my shit doesn’t mean I’m jerking it to the idea of dead Freelancers.

#church transmits #117s-girl #{ooc: this is his way of saying yes}

Which member of the reds and blues (no freelancers included, even the ones on blue team) would you rather go on a week long road trip with

Grif, hands down. Sure, he was annoying as fuck to get stuck in a jail cell with, but you look at my other options? Yeah, Grif was the best one to get stuck in that jail cell with. And you give him some music and a bunch of snacks? No problems at all. Though we’ll probably both have to have our own snack piles…

…Tucker would also be. He’d be. Fine! Like, whatever he’d be fine, what about it.

#church transmits #anonymous #{ooc: why are you as a man calling another man fine}

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