live and let die.

the world isn't made for people like me.

[faepieroni]

I drive like I’m in Grand Theft Auto and I have sex with Amish ladies. I was made to be in a gang.

[leonardo-lee]

I'm concerned about you, Logan.

[simxnelee-deactivated20131221]

Anybody want to eat an ice cream with me?

[leonardo-lee]

I'll roll with ya'.

[faepieroni]

I WANT CANDY.

[leonardo-lee]

How did you ever get in to a gang?

[faepieroni]

Has that ever stopped you before, man? I heard that Lenny girl does stuff for pasta. That Jack guy from Tesco told me and quoted Dom Toretto to him. Gemini or something. I don’t know why she thought I had a crush on her, man. Crazy bitch, I swear to Morgan Freeman. She’s probably still begging her boyfriend to have sex with her.

[leonardo-lee]

The only thing that's stopped me is STDs. Oh? She seems a little too innocent, don't you think? Who's to say. She thought everyone had a crush on her. She was so set that she was queen -- fuck, queen of the attention seekers, maybe. Their sex life was as dull as Paula Dean's vagina.

[faepieroni]

You up for a second lap, eh? Bridesmaids are normally horny, right? Along with Catholic school girls, Amish girls, girls in the Red Hot Chilli Pepper songs and that girl from uni’. The one that thought she was a professional people-reader.

[leonardo-lee]

I heard she's married now, but we'll see how she held up. Any girl can be horny if you give her some pasta. You mean that zodiac sign slut who thought you had a crush on her? Oh God. Wonder if she ever got her shit together.

[faepieroni]

Remember in high school when that George guy shat himself and then when he found out we knew he pissed himself too. He invited me to his wedding, wanna be my plus one?

[leonardo-lee]

I'm pretty sure I banged his sister. But, what the Hell, why not. As long as I can cut the wedding cake. And some bitches.

[faepieroni]

Thanks! She always looks so fabulous. One time I tried to dress like her so I bought a plastic cow thing and stuck in to the head but it fell out and I accidently set fire to the dress so..

[leonardo-lee]

Sometimes I wonder why we're friends when you say shit like that -- but then I remember it's because of high school. 

[shutuplenny-blog]

Can’t the bickering stop for at least a few hours? I’d like to at least try and finish my work off.

[leonardo-lee]

You're the only person who actually does their work. Why not take it easy and cause some chaos?

[faepieroni]

YOU GOT A FRIEND IN MEEEE.

[leonardo-lee]

Ugh, you look like Vendetta.

[faepieroni]

They don’t like mixing? What? I talk to… Everyone… I’m gonna get killed.

[leonardo-lee]

I kind of hate to say this but ... Yeah, you might get killed. Don't worry, Sharkboy. I got you.

[faepieroni]

That’s me. Hey, you wanna share my snuggie with me?

[leonardo-lee]

Only if we keep it a secret. You know how these people feel about gangs mixing.

[v-endettarises]

You always were the funny one, Leonardo.

[leonardo-lee]

I try my best.

[shutuplenny-blog]

Is it actually calm today? Wow.

[shutuplenny-blog]

[leonardo-lee]

It's never calm around here, sweetheart.

[faepieroni]

LEO.

[leonardo-lee]

Hello, you beautiful Italian, you. 

[v-endettarises]

Well, I don’t have any bate to capture, so…

[leonardo-lee]

Shame. It would save me the headache.

[v-endettarises]

No, of course, you don’t.

[leonardo-lee]

A Venus flytrap takes less than a second to shut its trap, what's taking you so long?

[v-endettarises]

Why I do. You should pop round more, my girls are missing your face. I don’t quite know why, but some of them are offering you a discount.

[leonardo-lee]

I don't sleep with prostitutes, Vendetta.