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[hellonixie-blog1]

“ yours and owls cannot get here fast enough. i’ve had my tickets since may but now that it’s nearly time to make the drive to wollongong, time is c r e e p i n g and i’m slowly going crackers. ”

[rosenth0rns-blog]

I did a rather naughty thing just now….but listen, it was an accident, okay? I didn’t have enough butter to make my cookies so I used some of my brother’s pot butter thinking like, oh! A little bit won’t hurt… I just won’t eat a lot, it’s fine… I’ll let you in on a little secret there, friends…. it’s not fine. The room is spinning and I’m on my third ice cream bar….all because of a single cookie! That’s messed up.

So, anyway….how’d everyone else’s day go? Better than mine? Good.

[hellonixie-blog1]

" if that’s all from just one single cookie and you made a batch of them...i don’t suppose you’d mind telling me where the rest of them are now, would you? ”

[leonerrdo-blog]

Got home from work to a note on the door and it states, verbatim: If you assholes don’t stop blaring your music at half past three in the fucking morning, I’m calling the police. Bet.

So, uh….who’s down for a party tonight? Starts at half past three in the fucking morning.

[hellonixie-blog1]

“i’ll come under one condition. if the blue heelers do show up, i get dibs on squeezing in behind the fridge for a hiding spot. gotta at least pretend to protect the brand.” 

[hellonixie-blog1]

i’m having a lot of trouble with muse lately for both nixie and cae and i can’t seem to get my drafts out so i’m going to wipe it clear for both and just answer starters tonight after work.

[youngbloodnow]

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[ghostsandgoblins]

[itsyouzigi]

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[jfclennox-blog]

“ okay fine, yes i dragged you out of your tent when the sun is barely visible in the sky and any axe murderers probably haven’t retreated back to their decrepit cabins yet but listen right now is the absolute BEST time to go hiking especially hiking while camping. say you’ll come with me, please please please. “ bouncing with her pleas, lennox was by far way too chipper and energized for the current hour.

[hellonixie-blog1]

whining, honest and truly WHINING, nixie had her arms crossed in an attempt to ward off the dawn chill, cold toes curling into the ground as she watched lennox bounce around like a sugar-riddled child in a bounce house. ‘ no fair! you PROMISED! ’ she pointed out, voice huffy as one arm had to move so she could rub at her still sleepy eyes. ‘ you said if i not only could prove i didn’t eat trash for a week and came on this trip you wouldn’t go all jillian michaels on me out here in the wilderness. no backsies allowed! ’ her personal trainer and friend, lennox helped nixie fight off the dangers of her job at the gelato shop but nixie wasn’t ready to return the favor by helping her fight off any nocturnal beasts not quite tucked away for the day out there in the woods - except training with lennox had always taught her one thing...the woman never took no for an answer. it just didn’t exist in her vocabulary. 

[hellonixie-blog1]

jfcmachiavelli:

‘ i’ve got six full seasons and one episode under my belt of the walking dead so if we do get ambushed, i promise to keep you safe. ’

' let me guess, if i do end up some dainty damsel in distress needing you to swoop in with that...amazing knowledge of yours, i’ll owe you repopulating the world rights? ’ nixie laughed. she was still slightly getting to know mac but on the flip side, she felt like she knew mac ENOUGH to know how spot on her assumption was. ‘ what if i end up saving you instead, what do i get then? ’

[hellonixie-blog1]

be on at work tonight to do replies on nixie + cae and get around to answering messages. ♥ if anyone wants to plot or anything, hmu and i’ll be on soon-ish.

[hellonixie-blog1]

so my ex’s mom needed somewhere to go bc of harvey and isn’t feeling paying for a hotel for a long stay so guess who is too damn nice for her own sanity and now must listen to who knows how long questions and comments about her past relationship that’s right this girl. i hate myself. i’ve got to clean up and all that but then i’ll be on to do replies on both nixie and cae bc i’m def gonna need an escape coping mechanism so i don’t go all slasher film or something...... ANYWAYS hmu if we don’t have a thread and we’ll work something out and i’ll post a starter for us!

[hellonixie-blog1]

zachofc:

“I’m down for fighting off zombies but I don’t think I could go all hunger games and hurt all of you. Why would they lock us in though? We’re pretty much sitting ducks to any psychos that might be living in those woods. We should check for cameras.”

“ if it does suddenly take an ‘may the odds be ever in your favor’ turn, i definitely want you on my side. i mean, i’m sure it’s all for like security and safety precautions and probably the hours the office closes and reopens or whatever but still - i’m with you on the checking for cameras and keeping our ears peeled for any of that  ‘ki, k,i ki; ma, ma, ma.’ jason voorhees type bullshit. i’m not about to die out in the woods unless stephen king wrote the scene. ”

[hellonixie-blog1]

aidcnharris:

“no just jerk bugs that’ll kill you. but that’s just the usual.”

" i’ve got a proposition for you. you don’t let any chemical plant infected bears eat me and i’ll watch your back with my trusty bottle of bug spray in one hand and a citronella candle in the other, deal? ”

[hellonixie-blog1]

“the fact that the gates are locked from eight at night until seven am the next morning with no vehicle entry or exit really makes me wonder if we all just walked ourselves straight into the next round of the hunger games or a zombie nesting ground...there’s no chemical plants or science labs in the area, right?”

[hellonixie-blog1]

" I'm not the biggest fan of taking other people's word for it so i guess i'll take the risk and find out for myself what kind of company you are. " nixie responded, grin slipping into place. " look at that, we're off to a great start already; you promise to be nice and i promise not to bite - we're golden. Now... " Peeking around him to glance at the girl he was trying to avoid, she looked back to Seb. " i believe we were playing ditch the level five klingon? "

[hellonixie-blog1]

↠ ❥ | leo. | ❥ ↞

‘ i was trying to be polite and not go down that route, but…listen. netflix and chill is not what i would call a shitty decision. but, that’s beside the point. who would waste a weekend indoors when you live around here? in my opinion, it is never too cold for a beach party…and that’s just as much of an excuse to get naked. ’

“ first off, that level of politeness is never needed with me, it’s just a waste because honestly, if someone doesn’t say it, i will and it’ll just go in a five minute banter circle which cuts out five minute of tax deductible fun - if i use my work card. alright, alright you’ve got a point there. i actually can barely remember the last time i spent the ENTIRE weekend indoors, i mean i think i once slept on the beach for a weekend with pneumonia...which could also be why i had it in the first place but listen, you live and you learn. if you ever need a second career, i think you’d make a great life coach because it’s like you just read my soul and located two of my favored things to make on perfect reason. i’d hire you in a nanosecond. ”