Sarcastic Memelord

Memes. Bad memes. Dank memes. Puns maybe. Team Instict. G'night

[markiplier]

WE'RE HERE TO HELP

I know that Jaxon isn’t the only one here that has dangerous thoughts floating through their head. If you need help REACH OUT. It doesn’t matter if you think you’re going to be a bother or are making a scene. REACH OUT.

To me. To anyone in this community. To Crisis Text Line. To DBSA. To Suicide Prevention. You are not a burden to anyone so don’t burden yourself. Everything is relative so never have the slightest hesitation to ask for help.

I can’t see everything but this huge community is here for you and each other.

-Mark

[was-deathsyoungerbrother-deacti]

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

[deleting-pls-follow-at-damolier]

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

[captnsulu-deactivated20161211]

OH MY GOD.

MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

JESUS.

But the lack of notes truly worries me

[deltablogsthings-deactivated201]

WORK, DAMNIT!

[nightskyandfallingstars]

IT DIDN’T WORK FOR A MOMENT AND I HAD A MINI HEART ATTACK

[sansy-fancy-deactivated20160604]

Fancy: okey…?

[sisters-in-sinning]

I’m a wizard, Harry.

[leoninjanerd]

Some wonderous quotes from @therealjacksepticeye

The first two are from Reading Your Comments #64 while the last one is from the first part of Abzu!

[1000125]

you dont have to be the best to be good.

[accordingtodevin]

[negativereader]

I can remember a long conversation in one of my classes where everyone had to debate about the handkerchief in Othello until finally the teacher cracked and said that if we could summon Shakespeare’s spirit there, he would probably tell us to stop thinking so hard about it, and that it was a handkerchief.

[awesome-picz]

Baby Foxes That Are Too Cute To Be True.

[rhaenyrastormborn]

I got really offended until I realized that is actually my account name

[haagendazs-dispersion]

Just a reminder that @therealjacksepticeye is a fucking awesome and supportive human being

[grumpquoteoftheday]

The more people you’re seen by, the more you’ll be hated. No matter what you do. So, you might as well do your own thing.

Dan Avidan, 2016 (via grumpquoteoftheday)

[jonahreenders]

[lucid-luck]

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

[thranduilland]

I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’

[daryltoh]

[tohdraws-deactivated20181120]

so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….

[whowasntthere-deactivated202106]

*wipes away a single tear* Yes.

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

[jadelyn]

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)

Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

[jennlyons]

He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

[thommquackenbush]

Exit, pursued by a doge. much run wow 

[doodlesanddiscord-deactivated20]

I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

ALL OF THIS

Also, the comment ‘Exit, pursued by a doge’ alone makes this worth reblogging :D

[chaoswolf1982]

Heck, the line that’s based on, “Exit, pursued by bear”, only exists because Shakespeare couldn’t think of any other way to get rid of the character, so opted to have him attacked by a bear, which did not exist in the play before that moment.

He literally made a bear appear out of thin air, just to kill off a character, purely due to writer’s block.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“And then the bear gets him”

“…

…

The

The bear?”

“Yes the bear”

“Will

Will there isn’t a bear in this play

Where did the bear come from”

“A PLACE

And he exits the play pursued by it

It’s happening make me a bear costume”

[10andthetardis]

“it’s happening make me a bear costume” lmao

[amuseoffyre]

Shakespeare even wrote Yo Mama jokes, like this delight from Titus Andronicus.

CHIRON: Thou has undone our mother. AARON: Villain, I have done thy mother.

[leoninjanerd]

People in New England: WHERE'S THE FUCKING SNOW?! WHY IS IT 63 DEGREES OUT IN FEBRUARY?! *panic*

People in the South: Lol that's normal *laughing at New England*

[fysw]

Carrie Fisher and Gary - Star Wars: The Force Awakens Premiere at Leicester Square on December 16, 2015 in London.

[rosalindrobertson]

So, this is important. Carrie Fisher has an invisible illness and disability - severe mental illness - and she’s been really open about it. Open to the point where she has her service animal Gary out on the press tours.

Yeah, a service animal. Not a guide dog, a therapy dog. Fisher has almost died because of her illness - and the reason she could DO Star Wars is because she has accommodations that work for her.

Everyone is talking about how Gary has stolen the show - but he is *important*. He is working. He is what she needs to go out and do this shit.

Next time someone with a disability asks for you to do something simple to accommodate them I want you to think of this. This is Princess Leia and this is her accommodation for her illness.

[nudityandnerdery]

Okay, so I’ve seen a bunch of posts with Gary, and I just thought, hey, cool, Carrie Fisher just doesn’t give a fuck so she brings her dog along to stuff, which is awesome.

But now that I know he’s her service animal, that’s even better to me. She’s amazing.

[leoninjanerd]

Everyone in Southern USA: Yep, average winter, put on a sweater maybe. I felt a slight breeze, maybe it's time for a hat.

Everyone in Northern USA: WHAT iS THis wARmTH??? Now???? WHaT iS goINg ON. THe End iS NyE, WHY CaN I See GRAsS, I CaN GO OuT WIthOut 10 CoatS oN aNd NOt DiE???? WHERE. THE. FUCK. IS. THE. SNOW.

[leoninjanerd]

I love how @markiplier is being so sassy to everyone XD It makes my fucking day to see the Sass King being sassy. Keep it up shorty!