I PREDICTED AZIRAPHALE SNEAKING INTO HELL LMAO???
ALSO GOD CONFIRMED CRAFTING THE AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY 3000 YEAR SLOWBURN FOR THE LOLS. THEIR OWN PERSONAL SOAP OPERA. THEIR OWN FANIFC 💀💀
So I made this bingo chart all the way back when Season 2 just dropped (and we all thought we were getting an actual season) and I crossed off stuff as I watched. Definitely got snipped because S3 is only 93 minutes when I thought we were getting a whole season when making it but I still got Bingo!
Just to throw my quick options on the season:
1) Definitely wished it was an actual season, as most of my issues w the season could have been fixed if it was longer (aka ‘Jesus being lost’ plot and the Michael twist going by so fast)
2) Controversially (apparently) I really liked the finger kiss and thought it was really cute and fitting for them. Kissing on the mouth like Crowley did last season was a very human thing to do, which they are not, and not something I could see Aziraphale initiating. (though I loved the idea someone proposed of Azira doing his version of a kiss with Crowley responding with an actual kiss. I could see him doing that…)
3) Also really controversial, I thought the way it ended was ok??? Like I truly cannot think of any other way it could have ended (aka removing the concept of angels and demons and God)
I see people are mad about that but, like if they were to restore the world to how it was, Heaven and Hell would continue on to try to end humanity and fight because that’s “Gods Plan” in their eyes and Aziraphale and Crowley would have to constantly try to come up with ways to thwart or push back on it. It would never end.
Does it suck that Aziraphale and Crowley are dead? Yeah. Does it suck they can’t see the humanity they fought to protect thrive as they wished? Double Yeah. But I thought it was cute that a version of them found each other in their new universe they created— even if it’s not EXACTLY THEM, even if they don’t have their millions of years of shared history. It’s still a different version of them you know? Like some AU type shit and it was adorable to watch them interact. Do I wish that there was some visible moment of them being like “you seem familiar…” when they met? FUCK YES. But I don’t hate that they didn’t.
4) Wish we got cameos from everyone in the past seasons at the end (I didn’t even recognize Adam lmao). Anathema and Newt, Gabriel and Beelzebub, the Them, fucking Warlock, Nina and Maggie.
Overall, I thought it was a nice season. I aw’ed multiple times in the last like 10 minutes. It’s not absolute cinema nor is it the perfect ending but I’m satisfied.













